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(Chicago Trib)   Unemployment website now available in Klingon, because clearly people who can speak a made-up language will be unemployed   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 12
    More: Silly, Klingons, e-government, unemployment, Secretary of State for Employment  
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2013-08-22 09:52:01 AM  
6 votes:
All languages are made up.
2013-08-22 09:57:52 AM  
2 votes:
They're using a free translation service that can translate the site into many different languages, including Klingon. There are linguists who study it. Not more or less valid than any other language.

It was made up? So were all the others!
2013-08-22 09:40:32 AM  
2 votes:
What's Klingon for "You've wasted your life, you neckbeard-wearing fatass?"
2013-08-22 12:06:12 PM  
1 votes:

Mock26: Outrageous Muff: What's Klingon for "You've wasted your life, you neckbeard-wearing fatass?"

Learning Klingon is no more wasting your life than watching professional sports and memorizing stats.


Sooooo it is wasting your life.
2013-08-22 12:00:22 PM  
1 votes:

Outrageous Muff: What's Klingon for "You've wasted your life, you neckbeard-wearing fatass?"


Learning Klingon is no more wasting your life than watching professional sports and memorizing stats.
2013-08-22 10:52:06 AM  
1 votes:
If you are over the age of 11 and have taken the time to learn Klingon, it's probably a good idea to kill yourself.
2013-08-22 10:42:19 AM  
1 votes:
6502, 8051, Z80, ARM, Pascal, BASIC, C, C++, C#, Algol, Prolog, occam, Ada, LISP, COBOL, Java, Javascript, Logo, Femto, Ato, Pico
2013-08-22 10:31:29 AM  
1 votes:

CokeBear: Not more or less valid than any other language.


You keep thinking that. The rest of us will continue to know better.
2013-08-22 10:07:05 AM  
1 votes:
Today..is a good day to get a job
2013-08-22 09:57:22 AM  
1 votes:
A Klingon would not go to an unemployment website. Instead, they would perform the:

Hegh'bat
Literally translated as "The time to die", this is a Klingon ritualized suicide. When a Warrior can no longer stand and face his enemies, he brings himself an honorable death thru this ceremony. The eldest son of the individual, or a close friend would bring a ceremonial knife to the warrior who would plunge it into his or her chest. The son or friend would then remove the knife and wipe it on their sleeve.
2013-08-22 09:53:24 AM  
1 votes:
Are not all languages "made up" ?
2013-08-22 09:49:08 AM  
1 votes:
Shaka, when the walls fell.
 
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