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(TMZ)   Dan Auerbach, lead whatever for The Black Keys, must forfeit $5 million to his wife and Bob Dylan's hair according to a judge who negotiated their bitter divorce settlement. No word on what the hell either would do with the hair   (tmz.com) divider line 25
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2013-08-22 08:57:23 AM
I assume his next girl won't be like this.
 
2013-08-22 09:06:40 AM
And no word on what Bob Dylan's hair is going to do with $2.5 million.
 
2013-08-22 09:07:23 AM
Meanwhile, Meg White said, "It's OK Jack; you can keep the mustache."
 
2013-08-22 09:12:20 AM
Write her a check then go make another pile
 
2013-08-22 09:14:45 AM
The lock of Dylan's hair marks the day Dylan started using electric clippers for his haircut.

Poor guy. His next wife needs to be a bush biatch.
 
2013-08-22 09:14:49 AM
the other guy has a really annoying face. worse than mine.
 
2013-08-22 09:17:50 AM
Did she also take his gold on the ceiling?
 
2013-08-22 09:50:42 AM
He a singer and guitarist, subby.  A sitarist if you will. Maybe a ginger.
 
2013-08-22 09:53:03 AM

Spartapuss: He a singer and guitarist, subby.  A sitarist if you will. Maybe a ginger.


In the words of Lana from Archer....

NOPE!

There are only 1 kind of gingers... and he aint one.

/ginger and proud of it.
//Souless... needs soul.
 
2013-08-22 10:33:48 AM
Time to make some new car commercial soundtracks ....errr songs.
 
2013-08-22 10:45:41 AM
Why did she have to fight for that $5 million?  Wouldn't it be the most overrated money of the past 5 or 10 years and people would overwhelmingly just force it into her pocket whether she wanted it or not?
 
2013-08-22 11:22:31 AM
The urge to slow down and gawk as I drove by that headline was fairly strong.
 
2013-08-22 11:31:57 AM

EyeballKid: I assume his next girl won't be like this.


He made mistakes back then, and he'll never do it again.

/yay, I get references.
 
2013-08-22 11:47:16 AM

Jack's Smirking Revenge: EyeballKid: I assume his next girl won't be like this.

He made mistakes back then, and he'll never do it again.

/yay, I get references.


Now she's running wild, it's true.
 
2013-08-22 11:53:02 AM
How about a million-dollar cap on all divorce settlements?
 
2013-08-22 12:05:22 PM

rubi_con_man: How about a million-dollar cap on all divorce settlements?


How about no?
 
2013-08-22 01:21:55 PM

rubi_con_man: How about a million-dollar cap on all divorce settlements?


howaboutnobear.jpg
 
2013-08-22 01:35:30 PM
He added, "I got mine."
 
2013-08-22 02:33:14 PM

rubi_con_man: How about a million-dollar cap on all divorce settlements?


I'm guessing she was married to him before he got rich and famous.  She is entitled to a decent portion of that.
 
2013-08-22 02:39:57 PM
Something something Ten Cent Pistol something something something.
 
2013-08-22 02:40:43 PM

HatMadeOfAss: rubi_con_man: How about a million-dollar cap on all divorce settlements?

I'm guessing she was married to him before he got rich and famous.  She is entitled to a decent portion of that.


Entitled maybe, not necessarily deserving.
 
2013-08-22 03:51:35 PM

Crewmannumber6: HatMadeOfAss: rubi_con_man: How about a million-dollar cap on all divorce settlements?

I'm guessing she was married to him before he got rich and famous.  She is entitled to a decent portion of that.

Entitled maybe, not necessarily deserving.


Agreed.
 
2013-08-22 04:16:00 PM
 
2013-08-22 04:49:01 PM

noheadphones: this is always a fun read.

http://www.salon.com/2011/03/03/grollmus_divorce_from_black_keys/


That was just about the most self-absorbed and pretentious thing I've read in my life. They shouldn't divorce, they're perfect for one another.
 
2013-08-22 10:42:51 PM

yves0010: Spartapuss: He a singer and guitarist, subby.  A sitarist if you will. Maybe a ginger.

In the words of Lana from Archer....

NOPE!

There are only 1 kind of gingers... and he aint one.

/ginger and proud of it.
//Souless... needs soul.




Gotta own it.
 
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