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(Talking Points Memo)   You know that 13-year-old that was kicking your ass on Xbox Live, questioning your sexuality as well as your relationship with your mother, all while dropping f-bombs like they were going out of style? There's a very real chance it was Justice Scalia   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 28
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2013-08-22 09:37:57 AM
4 votes:

Carn: Um, Candy Crush is not a violent video game.


It is when it's a stripper snuff game.
2013-08-22 09:36:23 AM
4 votes:

dittybopper: somedude210: dittybopper: You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?

if the headline said PSN, would anyone care? no. XBL, for all it's faults is like Kleenex. It's a brand name that is synonymous with the product.

I say 'tissue' and 'soda', not 'Kleenex' and 'Coke'.


well hello Mr fancy pants!
2013-08-22 10:56:12 AM
2 votes:

dittybopper: somedude210: dittybopper: You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?

if the headline said PSN, would anyone care? no. XBL, for all it's faults is like Kleenex. It's a brand name that is synonymous with the product.

I say 'tissue' and 'soda', not 'Kleenex' and 'Coke'.


So, you're pretty much King shiat of fark Island then, right?

/in before ChipNASA
2013-08-22 10:16:05 AM
2 votes:
i5.photobucket.com

i5.photobucket.com
2013-08-22 10:01:19 AM
2 votes:

skinink: I'm pretty sure Scalia was on the TF2 server I play on, dominating me with his overpowered Heavy with the fast starting chaingun and extra hit points. Then camped my spawn and claimed it was fair to do so.


No, Scalia is the medic that ubers a sniper.
2013-08-22 09:44:28 AM
2 votes:
And to no one's shock...Justice Roberts always quits to the lobby just before the match starts, leaving the teams uneven.


/PSN and XBL are not the same thing subby
2013-08-22 09:39:35 AM
2 votes:

timswar: Scalia would so be an internet troll.  If only someone would show him Fark he'd be too busy trolling to actually work on the Supreme Court.


shiat.

Wait.  Never mind.  Nothing to see here.
2013-08-22 09:38:52 AM
2 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-08-22 09:37:52 AM
2 votes:

dittybopper: FTFA:

According to a 2011 CNN report, the video game industry sent the justices several PlayStation games to review as part of its appeal to the ban, including "Medal of Honor" and "Resident Evil 4." The Court later struck the ban down in a 7-2 ruling.

You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?


Would you expect a Supreme Court Justice to know the difference. (you should, but you probably don't)

Scalia would so be an internet troll.  If only someone would show him Fark he'd be too busy trolling to actually work on the Supreme Court.
2013-08-22 12:26:07 PM
1 votes:
I'd love to see the audit of the Supreme Court's purchase-cards showing 8 PS-4's, 8 Xbox 360's, a pile of games, a couple dozen 2-liter bottles of Mountain Dew and a case of Cheetos.  Plus one Wii for Clarence Thomas.
2013-08-22 12:08:36 PM
1 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: dittybopper: meanmutton: If you say "soda" then you're a heathen.

[popvssoda.com image 850x512]Meh.  It's just an artifact of where I grew up, and where I currently live.

You probably put ketchup on hotdogs and, mustard on hamburgers.


Actually, I put this shiat on everything:

skinnyoffice.files.wordpress.com
2013-08-22 12:04:22 PM
1 votes:
Everyone kills me on xBox live. Way to narrow it down, subby.
2013-08-22 11:35:52 AM
1 votes:

Carth: f you haven't played Uncharted, 2, 3 and Last of Us.


Those are all the same game. It's like an option or somethign in the menu to switch between them.

/remembers when 'game' meant more than 'cover-based fetchquest manshooter'
2013-08-22 11:25:19 AM
1 votes:

dittybopper: somedude210: dittybopper: You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?

if the headline said PSN, would anyone care? no. XBL, for all it's faults is like Kleenex. It's a brand name that is synonymous with the product.

I say 'tissue' and 'soda', not 'Kleenex' and 'Coke'.



I always say "Kleenex and Coke".  If you order a "tissue and soda" the bartender has no idea what you're talking about.
2013-08-22 11:20:52 AM
1 votes:
so if for court cases about video games they played video games what happened during Lawrence v. Texas?
2013-08-22 11:06:42 AM
1 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: Kagan is a (rhymes with punt) and Scalia can and will kick your ass intellectually.


So he's telekinetic?  Go on...
2013-08-22 10:41:58 AM
1 votes:
I can't wait to see the phrase "p0wn n00bz" in a dissenting opinion!
2013-08-22 10:36:56 AM
1 votes:
i1172.photobucket.com
2013-08-22 10:22:33 AM
1 votes:

dopekitty74: dittybopper: somedude210: dittybopper: You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?

if the headline said PSN, would anyone care? no. XBL, for all it's faults is like Kleenex. It's a brand name that is synonymous with the product.

I say 'tissue' and 'soda', not 'Kleenex' and 'Coke'.

Do you also say cotton swabs instead of Q-tips?


Actually, no, I say Q-tip.

/OK, so maybe I'm not 100% consistent.
2013-08-22 10:07:41 AM
1 votes:
Maybe they sent them the Mass Effect series, and, after they experienced the original awful ending to ME3, the justices ordered BIoware to come up with something better.
2013-08-22 09:55:01 AM
1 votes:
Bullshiat.

Scalia is a farking teamkilling biatch who's constantly whining about lag. Right, Justice, lag is why you constantly get ganked because you never check your farking corners.
2013-08-22 09:41:38 AM
1 votes:
You mean there's a possibility I teabagged a Supreme Court judge? Awesome.
2013-08-22 09:40:52 AM
1 votes:
co-op saint row IV with scalia would be badass
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2013-08-22 09:38:51 AM
1 votes:

Trafficguy2000: well hello Mr fancy pants!


I also capitalize proper names, even made up ones:  "Mr. Fancy Pants".
2013-08-22 09:37:09 AM
1 votes:

dittybopper: FTFA:

According to a 2011 CNN report, the video game industry sent the justices several PlayStation games to review as part of its appeal to the ban, including "Medal of Honor" and "Resident Evil 4." The Court later struck the ban down in a 7-2 ruling.

You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?


Given what I know of the legal system, be grateful they're not just now getting around to investigating Pong on Atari cartridges...
2013-08-22 09:36:52 AM
1 votes:
Um, Candy Crush is not a violent video game.
2013-08-22 08:54:07 AM
1 votes:
Hey! I know that guy!

I bet it was that xXxNoScopeAmericanJusticexXx guy that went through my team like a hot knife through butter a few weeks ago. He'd murder us all and then teabag us while singing the national anthem into the mic.
2013-08-22 08:37:59 AM
1 votes:
FTFA:

According to a 2011 CNN report, the video game industry sent the justices several PlayStation games to review as part of its appeal to the ban, including "Medal of Honor" and "Resident Evil 4." The Court later struck the ban down in a 7-2 ruling.

You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?
 
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