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(Talking Points Memo)   You know that 13-year-old that was kicking your ass on Xbox Live, questioning your sexuality as well as your relationship with your mother, all while dropping f-bombs like they were going out of style? There's a very real chance it was Justice Scalia   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 134
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2013-08-22 12:06:58 PM
".. and then I backed over the hooker and got my money back.  It was awesome!"
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg
 
2013-08-22 12:08:36 PM

StoPPeRmobile: dittybopper: meanmutton: If you say "soda" then you're a heathen.

[popvssoda.com image 850x512]Meh.  It's just an artifact of where I grew up, and where I currently live.

You probably put ketchup on hotdogs and, mustard on hamburgers.


Actually, I put this shiat on everything:

skinnyoffice.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-22 12:11:08 PM

jenny next: Carn: Um, Candy Crush is not a violent video game.

It is to the candies that get crushed.


Look, the candies are not viable and cannot potentially live outside the game.
 
2013-08-22 12:14:10 PM

imontheinternet: ".. and then I backed over the hooker and got my money back.  It was awesome!"
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg


+1 internet for you
 
2013-08-22 12:14:26 PM

imontheinternet: ".. and then I backed over the hooker and got my money back.  It was awesome!"
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg


LOL!

"I feel the prudent response in such situations is to tea bag your opponent and yell, 'BOOYA, B*TCH'"!
- John Roberts
 
2013-08-22 12:16:00 PM
Remember when chief_not_dan_quayle turned on his team in that friendly-fire massacre in Gears of Derp: Nobody Gets Coverage?
 
2013-08-22 12:17:34 PM

imontheinternet: ".. and then I backed over the hooker and got my money back.  It was awesome!"
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg


Clarence Thomas got five lap dances in a row and left for private deliberation.
 
2013-08-22 12:18:41 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: Remember when chief_not_dan_quayle turned on his team in that friendly-fire massacre in Gears of Derp: Nobody Gets Coverage?


Don't let W drive, or his VP have the grenade launcher.
 
2013-08-22 12:25:28 PM
I figured this was more the sort of thing the Mike "Give em Hell" Gravel did.
 
2013-08-22 12:26:07 PM
I'd love to see the audit of the Supreme Court's purchase-cards showing 8 PS-4's, 8 Xbox 360's, a pile of games, a couple dozen 2-liter bottles of Mountain Dew and a case of Cheetos.  Plus one Wii for Clarence Thomas.
 
2013-08-22 12:26:42 PM

dittybopper: meanmutton: If you say "soda" then you're a heathen.

[popvssoda.com image 850x512]Meh.  It's just an artifact of where I grew up, and where I currently live.


Some people have way too much time, referring to the person that created that graphic.
 
2013-08-22 12:28:24 PM
This is completely awesome. Video Games, Internet Justice, Swearing, a Jusitce on the Supreme Court. Damn, this has it all.

But really, TOTALLY farkING AWESOME THAT A JUSTICE WENT OUT AND DID RESEARCH RATHER THAN BE A SACK OF shiat IN A BLACK ROBE.
 
2013-08-22 12:33:04 PM

Carn: Um, Candy Crush is not a violent video game.


Princess Bubblegum might not agree.
 
2013-08-22 12:42:28 PM

cman: I love technology

I can't wait until they invent a sexbot


images3.wikia.nocookie.net

On it.
 
2013-08-22 12:45:50 PM

Great clown Pagliacci's pick-me-up: "I also capitalize proper names, even made up ones:  'Mr. Fancy Pants'", said dittybopper uncapitalizedly.


A) 'uncapitalizedly' is not a word, as that little red line is reminding you.

B) Proper names are capitalized.  User names, such as those on the internet, are  not always capitalized; proper internet etiquette defers to the username's original spelling. PsiChick is capitalized, for example, while dittybopper is not, and xx55L33tONE would be spelled as shown.

C) ...I really don't care if you say tissue or Kleenex, but if you ask for a Coke I'm not going to ask what flavor, I'm going to ask if you want diet or regular. Coke is a flavor, not a generic term for soda\pop.
 
2013-08-22 01:06:45 PM

zedster: so if for court cases about video games they played video games what happened during Lawrence v. Texas?


Clarence Thomas made some suggestions but I doubt everyone else was down.
 
2013-08-22 01:15:01 PM

jenny next: Carn: Um, Candy Crush is not a violent video game.

It is to the candies that get crushed.


Candies are like plants, they don't have feelings.  Except for the red ones and nobody likes them anyway.
 
2013-08-22 01:22:57 PM

dittybopper: You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?


I know people who still call all consoles a 'Nintendo' a few still use 'Atari'.  I'd assume 'Playstation' is becoming or trying to become the new generic 'video game playing machine' term... this may not necessarily be a good thing for Sony.
 
2013-08-22 01:44:11 PM

dittybopper: CheapEngineer: FinFangFark: dittybopper: somedude210: dittybopper: You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?

if the headline said PSN, would anyone care? no. XBL, for all it's faults is like Kleenex. It's a brand name that is synonymous with the product.

I say 'tissue' and 'soda', not 'Kleenex' and 'Coke'.

And that's why people point and laugh at you.  Not because you use the correct terms...but because you point out the fact that you use the correct terms.

I'll bet he "doesn't own a TV" as well.

Actually, I own two, and I'm actually thinking about getting a small portable battery operated one for emergency use.  Used to have one, but it's worthless now that TV broadcasting went digital.


The "pocket" TV's are damn near impossible to get a stable signal on - ATSC is a Bytch on rabbit ears, and doesn't tolerate multipath (bouncing) very well. We've been running a Mobile TV stream on one of our transmitters for about a year now - if there were only more than a few receivers out there to buy...

www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-08-22 01:46:36 PM
I think he's the idiot who always brings the M4 and bandanna to vehicle missions in Peace Walker and blows it up when the rest of us are trying to capture it.
 
2013-08-22 01:57:34 PM

CheapEngineer: ATSC is a Bytch on rabbit ears, and doesn't tolerate multipath (bouncing) very well.


Oddly enough, I've been using pre-amped rabbit ears for ATSC reception ever since the switch, and I live in a fringe area, at least 50 miles from most of the transmitters.

Then again, I'm a ham, so I can get away with it because I know antennas.
 
2013-08-22 01:58:01 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: dittybopper: somedude210: dittybopper: You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?

if the headline said PSN, would anyone care? no. XBL, for all it's faults is like Kleenex. It's a brand name that is synonymous with the product.

I say 'tissue' and 'soda', not 'Kleenex' and 'Coke'.


I always say "Kleenex and Coke".  If you order a "tissue and soda" the bartender has no idea what you're talking about.


You drink Kleenex?
 
2013-08-22 02:15:53 PM
I thought that the last American halfwit who told me to "go fark a haggis" had a deep voice. And that explains why he said I was "about to be pwned" by his "house N****** Justice Thomas".
 
2013-08-22 02:45:07 PM
Scalia would be that asshole engie shiatting out mini sentries.
 
2013-08-22 02:51:52 PM

washington-babylon: /Big time gamer since I first played Chip's Challenge.


I loved that game.  I think I still have it with my Atari Lynx which is somewhere in storage.  Still had the best version of Klax.
 
2013-08-22 03:26:32 PM

GF named my left testicle thundercles: co-op saint row IV with scalia would be badass
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Just reserved that at the Redbox today.  It's free to rent, at least for a day.
 
2013-08-22 03:29:28 PM
Read the article thinking it was alluding to the fact Scalia does most of those things to everyone around him on any given day.
 
2013-08-22 04:24:15 PM

LeroyBourne: dopekitty74: dittybopper: somedude210: dittybopper: You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?

if the headline said PSN, would anyone care? no. XBL, for all it's faults is like Kleenex. It's a brand name that is synonymous with the product.

I say 'tissue' and 'soda', not 'Kleenex' and 'Coke'.

Do you also say cotton swabs instead of Q-tips?

Or medical adhesive strips instead of Band-Aid?


Or acetylsalicylic acid instead of Aspirin?
 
2013-08-22 04:53:33 PM

UsikFark: imontheinternet: ".. and then I backed over the hooker and got my money back.  It was awesome!"
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Clarence Thomas got five lap dances in a row and left for private deliberation.


"Adjudication is not allowed in the Champagne Room."
 
2013-08-22 06:48:00 PM
Yeah. Except for the fact that I've never seen an xbox live and there's no chance that I ever will.
 
2013-08-22 07:23:06 PM
Was the Obvious tag too busy clerking in the law library for that fat bigoted shiat?
 
2013-08-22 09:14:21 PM
 So there is a chance that I ground pounded Scalia online?!? Wow, that just made me the happiest man alive.
 
2013-08-22 10:23:30 PM

dittybopper: StoPPeRmobile: dittybopper: meanmutton: If you say "soda" then you're a heathen.

[popvssoda.com image 850x512]Meh.  It's just an artifact of where I grew up, and where I currently live.

You probably put ketchup on hotdogs and, mustard on hamburgers.

Actually, I put this shiat on everything:

[skinnyoffice.files.wordpress.com image 500x500]




:)

It's usually Crystal that people put on everything.
 
2013-08-23 11:45:38 AM
So, that sex-chat with HOT18YrOldChick was really with Ruth Bader Ginzburg?!?
 
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