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(Talking Points Memo)   You know that 13-year-old that was kicking your ass on Xbox Live, questioning your sexuality as well as your relationship with your mother, all while dropping f-bombs like they were going out of style? There's a very real chance it was Justice Scalia   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 134
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2013-08-22 08:34:22 AM
I love technology

I can't wait until they invent a sexbot
 
2013-08-22 08:37:59 AM
FTFA:

According to a 2011 CNN report, the video game industry sent the justices several PlayStation games to review as part of its appeal to the ban, including "Medal of Honor" and "Resident Evil 4." The Court later struck the ban down in a 7-2 ruling.

You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?
 
2013-08-22 08:54:07 AM
Hey! I know that guy!

I bet it was that xXxNoScopeAmericanJusticexXx guy that went through my team like a hot knife through butter a few weeks ago. He'd murder us all and then teabag us while singing the national anthem into the mic.
 
2013-08-22 08:56:17 AM

dittybopper: You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?


if the headline said PSN, would anyone care? no. XBL, for all it's faults is like Kleenex. It's a brand name that is synonymous with the product.
 
2013-08-22 09:33:46 AM

somedude210: dittybopper: You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?

if the headline said PSN, would anyone care? no. XBL, for all it's faults is like Kleenex. It's a brand name that is synonymous with the product.


I say 'tissue' and 'soda', not 'Kleenex' and 'Coke'.
 
2013-08-22 09:35:16 AM
These people spend way too much time on their avatars.
 
2013-08-22 09:36:23 AM

dittybopper: somedude210: dittybopper: You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?

if the headline said PSN, would anyone care? no. XBL, for all it's faults is like Kleenex. It's a brand name that is synonymous with the product.

I say 'tissue' and 'soda', not 'Kleenex' and 'Coke'.


well hello Mr fancy pants!
 
2013-08-22 09:36:52 AM
Um, Candy Crush is not a violent video game.
 
2013-08-22 09:37:09 AM

dittybopper: FTFA:

According to a 2011 CNN report, the video game industry sent the justices several PlayStation games to review as part of its appeal to the ban, including "Medal of Honor" and "Resident Evil 4." The Court later struck the ban down in a 7-2 ruling.

You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?


Given what I know of the legal system, be grateful they're not just now getting around to investigating Pong on Atari cartridges...
 
2013-08-22 09:37:52 AM

dittybopper: FTFA:

According to a 2011 CNN report, the video game industry sent the justices several PlayStation games to review as part of its appeal to the ban, including "Medal of Honor" and "Resident Evil 4." The Court later struck the ban down in a 7-2 ruling.

You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?


Would you expect a Supreme Court Justice to know the difference. (you should, but you probably don't)

Scalia would so be an internet troll.  If only someone would show him Fark he'd be too busy trolling to actually work on the Supreme Court.
 
2013-08-22 09:37:57 AM

Carn: Um, Candy Crush is not a violent video game.


It is when it's a stripper snuff game.
 
2013-08-22 09:38:51 AM

Trafficguy2000: well hello Mr fancy pants!


I also capitalize proper names, even made up ones:  "Mr. Fancy Pants".
 
2013-08-22 09:38:52 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-08-22 09:39:35 AM

timswar: Scalia would so be an internet troll.  If only someone would show him Fark he'd be too busy trolling to actually work on the Supreme Court.


shiat.

Wait.  Never mind.  Nothing to see here.
 
2013-08-22 09:40:52 AM
co-op saint row IV with scalia would be badass
i1132.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-22 09:41:00 AM
I'd like to see Scalia face his inner demons in Silent Hill.
 
2013-08-22 09:41:38 AM
You mean there's a possibility I teabagged a Supreme Court judge? Awesome.
 
2013-08-22 09:43:01 AM

dittybopper: somedude210: dittybopper: You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?

if the headline said PSN, would anyone care? no. XBL, for all it's faults is like Kleenex. It's a brand name that is synonymous with the product.

I say 'tissue' and 'soda', not 'Kleenex' and 'Coke'.


And that's why people point and laugh at you.  Not because you use the correct terms...but because you point out the fact that you use the correct terms.
 
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2013-08-22 09:43:32 AM

dittybopper: Carn: Um, Candy Crush is not a violent video game.

It is when it's a stripper snuff game.


I'd like to play that game.  Link?

//not really.
 
2013-08-22 09:44:28 AM
And to no one's shock...Justice Roberts always quits to the lobby just before the match starts, leaving the teams uneven.


/PSN and XBL are not the same thing subby
 
2013-08-22 09:44:37 AM

Chinchillazilla: I'd like to see Scalia face his inner demons in Silent Hill.


THERE WAS A HOLE HERE.
IT'S GONE NOW.

/The only problem Cosplaying as James Sunderland; You kiiinddd of just look like a dude wearing clothing.
 
2013-08-22 09:44:48 AM

dittybopper: Carn: Um, Candy Crush is not a violent video game.

It is when it's a stripper snuff game.


Go on...
 
2013-08-22 09:45:01 AM

zedster: [upload.wikimedia.org image 256x231]


That's a great example of a game as political speech.
 
2013-08-22 09:46:28 AM
Why do I envision him playing GTA4 and playing for 5 hours in a continuous loop of having sex with hooker, beating hooker to death.
 
2013-08-22 09:48:36 AM

dittybopper: Carn: Um, Candy Crush is not a violent video game.

It is when it's a stripper snuff game.


That could be fun in a disturbing way.  Kinda like Postal 2.
 
2013-08-22 09:48:53 AM
"I also capitalize proper names, even made up ones:  'Mr. Fancy Pants'", said dittybopper uncapitalizedly.
 
2013-08-22 09:52:47 AM

Chabash: dittybopper: Carn: Um, Candy Crush is not a violent video game.

It is when it's a stripper snuff game.

Go on...


Yeah, count me in, too.

/do we get team t'shirts?
 
2013-08-22 09:55:01 AM
Bullshiat.

Scalia is a farking teamkilling biatch who's constantly whining about lag. Right, Justice, lag is why you constantly get ganked because you never check your farking corners.
 
2013-08-22 09:56:07 AM

Great clown Pagliacci's pick-me-up: "I also capitalize proper names, even made up ones:  'Mr. Fancy Pants'", said dittybopper uncapitalizedly.


Ah, but I don't capitalize dittybopper on purpose.  It's an e e cummings sort of thing.  Besides which, 'ditty bopper' is a profession, not an actual name.

I also don't capitalize distaffbopper and littlebopper, my Fark names for my wife and son respectively, by extension to dittybopper.  It would seem jarring to capitalize them while not capitalizing my own nom du Fark.
 
2013-08-22 09:56:40 AM
I'm pretty sure Scalia was on the TF2 server I play on, dominating me with his overpowered Heavy with the fast starting chaingun and extra hit points. Then camped my spawn and claimed it was fair to do so.
 
2013-08-22 10:01:19 AM

skinink: I'm pretty sure Scalia was on the TF2 server I play on, dominating me with his overpowered Heavy with the fast starting chaingun and extra hit points. Then camped my spawn and claimed it was fair to do so.


No, Scalia is the medic that ubers a sniper.
 
2013-08-22 10:02:47 AM
Can there be two people nicknamed "Turdblossom?"  Just curious.
 
2013-08-22 10:07:41 AM
Maybe they sent them the Mass Effect series, and, after they experienced the original awful ending to ME3, the justices ordered BIoware to come up with something better.
 
2013-08-22 10:09:00 AM
timswar:
Scalia would so be an internet troll.  If only someone would show him Fark he'd be too busy trolling to actually work on the Supreme Court.

supreme court trolling is the highest form of trolling: As a strict constitutionalist none of our founding fathers mention automobiles or airplanes therefore I have decided the FAA, DMV, and FHA are all unconstitutional.  Also, since no one but property owning white males could vote in the original wording of the constitution I have revoked the right to vote of everyone else.
 
2013-08-22 10:13:22 AM

dittybopper: somedude210: dittybopper: You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?

if the headline said PSN, would anyone care? no. XBL, for all it's faults is like Kleenex. It's a brand name that is synonymous with the product.

I say 'tissue' and 'soda', not 'Kleenex' and 'Coke'.


If you say "soda" then you're a heathen.
 
2013-08-22 10:14:50 AM
That may be the coolest article of the day, just from the mental image of what went on during the gaming session.
 
2013-08-22 10:15:42 AM
First, we have no idea what games they played.  Second, they likely sucked at all of them.
 
2013-08-22 10:16:05 AM
i5.photobucket.com

i5.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-22 10:17:40 AM

meanmutton: dittybopper: somedude210: dittybopper: You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?

if the headline said PSN, would anyone care? no. XBL, for all it's faults is like Kleenex. It's a brand name that is synonymous with the product.

I say 'tissue' and 'soda', not 'Kleenex' and 'Coke'.

If you say "soda" then you're a heathen.




Then make ine a coke soda.
 
2013-08-22 10:18:46 AM

dittybopper: somedude210: dittybopper: You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?

if the headline said PSN, would anyone care? no. XBL, for all it's faults is like Kleenex. It's a brand name that is synonymous with the product.

I say 'tissue' and 'soda', not 'Kleenex' and 'Coke'.


Do you also say cotton swabs instead of Q-tips?
 
2013-08-22 10:18:51 AM

PanicMan: First, we have no idea what games they played.  Second, they likely sucked at all of them.


you must be a hoot at parties
 
2013-08-22 10:22:29 AM

meanmutton: dittybopper: somedude210: dittybopper: You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?

if the headline said PSN, would anyone care? no. XBL, for all it's faults is like Kleenex. It's a brand name that is synonymous with the product.

I say 'tissue' and 'soda', not 'Kleenex' and 'Coke'.

If you say "soda" then you're a heathen.


Pop forever motherf*ckas!
 
2013-08-22 10:22:33 AM

dopekitty74: dittybopper: somedude210: dittybopper: You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?

if the headline said PSN, would anyone care? no. XBL, for all it's faults is like Kleenex. It's a brand name that is synonymous with the product.

I say 'tissue' and 'soda', not 'Kleenex' and 'Coke'.

Do you also say cotton swabs instead of Q-tips?


Actually, no, I say Q-tip.

/OK, so maybe I'm not 100% consistent.
 
2013-08-22 10:22:45 AM

Felgraf: Chinchillazilla: I'd like to see Scalia face his inner demons in Silent Hill.

THERE WAS A HOLE HERE.
IT'S GONE NOW.

/The only problem Cosplaying as James Sunderland; You kiiinddd of just look like a dude wearing clothing.


Not if you go as a team with someone dressed as Pyramid Head!
 
2013-08-22 10:25:01 AM

meanmutton: If you say "soda" then you're a heathen.


popvssoda.comMeh.  It's just an artifact of where I grew up, and where I currently live.
 
2013-08-22 10:26:21 AM

pkellmey: That may be the coolest article of the day, just from the mental image of what went on during the gaming session.


It may have gone a lot like Conan O'brien's "Clueless Gamer" game reviews.

/Conan is not a gamer
//He is a comedian, though.
 
2013-08-22 10:27:19 AM
I heard he was also Leeroy Jenkins
 
2013-08-22 10:30:27 AM

dittybopper: dopekitty74: dittybopper: somedude210: dittybopper: You can use PlayStation on Xbox Live?

if the headline said PSN, would anyone care? no. XBL, for all it's faults is like Kleenex. It's a brand name that is synonymous with the product.

I say 'tissue' and 'soda', not 'Kleenex' and 'Coke'.

Do you also say cotton swabs instead of Q-tips?

Actually, no, I say Q-tip.

/OK, so maybe I'm not 100% consistent.


When did Munchkins start replacing doughnut holes in people's vocabularies?
 
2013-08-22 10:31:57 AM
Of course, while we're all laughing at the thought of Scalia playing Call of Duty, we're glossing over the fact that the Justices admitted that they know nothing about modern technology and rely on snot-nosed new law school graduates to write their opinions.
 
2013-08-22 10:32:35 AM

WordyGrrl: It may have gone a lot like Conan O'brien's "Clueless Gamer" game reviews.


I never tired of those
 
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