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(   Saudi Arabia's Kingdom Tower will be 1,000 meters high, which in imperial measurements is equivalent to a five-inch penis   ( ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Kingdom Tower, Saudi Arabia, imperial units, tallest skyscraper, World Trade Center, Matthew Keutenius  
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4287 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Aug 2013 at 8:45 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-22 10:20:36 AM  
2 votes:

FrancoFile: limeyfellow: cardex: BitwiseShift: They do know about plumbing, right?

It's the Middle East so probably not

As long as they don't do the 18th century French way all should be good. Shiat falling down the stairway from 3000ft is really going to ruin someone's day.

What's the terminal velocity for the average turd?

Well judging from how long it took to go from running mate to I can see Russia from my house to giveing blow jobs for coke in the Fox News bathroom I think about 6 months
2013-08-22 09:15:06 AM  
2 votes:
They've done a really successful crowdfunding campaign to pay for this project:
2013-08-22 10:18:26 AM  
1 vote:
Gee, you think he's compensating for something?

The way business execs carry on about their phallic towers shows that the human race still has some evolving to do.
2013-08-22 09:03:50 AM  
1 vote:
Reminds me of an old joke from my engineering school days: mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.

These guys better stay on the good side of countries with modern militaries, because that's one heck of a target.
2013-08-22 09:03:21 AM  
1 vote:
the fall will be glorious when SA and Dubai run out of oil.
2013-08-22 08:55:44 AM  
1 vote:

BitwiseShift: They do know about plumbing, right?

It's the Middle East so probably not
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