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(Blogs.com)   Saudi Arabia's Kingdom Tower will be 1,000 meters high, which in imperial measurements is equivalent to a five-inch penis   (thestar.blogs.com) divider line 55
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2013-08-22 08:50:34 AM
What's wrong with a 5" penis??? Mine works just fine.
 
2013-08-22 08:50:41 AM
They do know about plumbing, right?
 
2013-08-22 08:51:58 AM

BitwiseShift: They do know about plumbing, right?


There will be so few people in the upper 1/3rd of that building it probably won't matter.
 
2013-08-22 08:55:44 AM

BitwiseShift: They do know about plumbing, right?


It's the Middle East so probably not
 
2013-08-22 08:56:30 AM
Pfft.  Anyone can make a building tall.  Wake me when they make one that's 3,000 meters wide.
 
2013-08-22 08:57:07 AM
Welcome, and thank you for playing Who Has The Biggest Dick.
 
2013-08-22 08:59:51 AM
That's going to be an impressive terrorist attack.
 
2013-08-22 09:01:07 AM
Subby here:

I didn't hyphenate five inch. Actually, I think i wrote 5 inch. Although maybe it should be 5".

Wassup my good Mods?
 
2013-08-22 09:03:21 AM
the fall will be glorious when SA and Dubai run out of oil.
 
2013-08-22 09:03:50 AM
Reminds me of an old joke from my engineering school days: mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.

These guys better stay on the good side of countries with modern militaries, because that's one heck of a target.
 
2013-08-22 09:07:08 AM
Hey, it's a girthy 5".
 
2013-08-22 09:11:41 AM

cardex: BitwiseShift: They do know about plumbing, right?

It's the Middle East so probably not


As long as they don't do the 18th century French way all should be good. Shiat falling down the stairway from 3000ft is really going to ruin someone's day.
 
2013-08-22 09:15:06 AM
They've done a really successful crowdfunding campaign to pay for this project:

i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-22 09:16:30 AM

Private_Citizen: that's one heck of a target.


I bet I could land a plane on it. 

BitwiseShift: They do know about plumbing, right?


They don't even know about toilet paper.
 
2013-08-22 09:22:50 AM

rikkards: the fall will be glorious when SA and Dubai run out of oil.


Too bad you won't live to see it.
 
2013-08-22 09:30:08 AM
That's some serious Ozymandias shiat right there.
 
2013-08-22 09:31:08 AM

limeyfellow: cardex: BitwiseShift: They do know about plumbing, right?

It's the Middle East so probably not

As long as they don't do the 18th century French way all should be good. Shiat falling down the stairway from 3000ft is really going to ruin someone's day.


What's the terminal velocity for the average turd?
 
2013-08-22 09:36:31 AM
Well, they should invite the US to the grand opening because well all pay for that every time we fill up.
 
2013-08-22 09:40:31 AM
www.newsbleat.com
 
2013-08-22 09:50:28 AM
Isn't the story of the tower of Babel in the Koran as well?

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Pfft.  Anyone can make a building tall.  Wake me when they make one that's 3,000 meters wide.


We've been making those since WWII to make stuff the mid east really wants to have

www.csmonitor.com
 
2013-08-22 09:51:23 AM

rikkards: the fall will be glorious when SA and Dubai run out of oil.


I worked for a geologist in Bahrain for a month (contract) back in 2009.  He shows oil companies where to dig their holes in the middle-east.

We were walking around Manama with a handful of office towers being build around us and I said in amazement: "This is all because of oil.  What are they going to do in a couple hundred years when there is no more"

His reply: "A couple hundred years!?  You're going to see the end of oil in the middle-east in your lifetime!"
 
2013-08-22 09:55:37 AM
Crazy -- They're building crap like this but no infrastructure to support it. These outward symbols like the Soviet Union and China's and Iraq's largest this and that look impressive but so are schools, research institutions, sewage and water systems, roads, sound legal/political and fiscal systems.
 
2013-08-22 09:55:43 AM

MadMattressMack: We've been making those since WWII to make stuff the mid east really wants to have


Y-12?
 
2013-08-22 09:59:05 AM
collapseofindustrialcivilization.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-22 10:01:26 AM

destrip: [www.newsbleat.com image 373x311]


Do you know where I can find the video of them with the happy ending?
 
2013-08-22 10:06:09 AM

BitwiseShift: They do know about plumbing, right?


Doo ad Dubai Does...

The Dubai Poop Truck Prade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeboUKYhiuU
 
2013-08-22 10:09:04 AM
1,000m high skyscraper, and yet the town doesn't even have a sewer system.
 
2013-08-22 10:18:26 AM
Gee, you think he's compensating for something?

s13.postimg.org

The way business execs carry on about their phallic towers shows that the human race still has some evolving to do.
 
2013-08-22 10:19:36 AM

maggoo: 1,000m high skyscraper, and yet the town doesn't even have a sewer system.


rich people problems
 
2013-08-22 10:20:36 AM

FrancoFile: limeyfellow: cardex: BitwiseShift: They do know about plumbing, right?

It's the Middle East so probably not

As long as they don't do the 18th century French way all should be good. Shiat falling down the stairway from 3000ft is really going to ruin someone's day.

What's the terminal velocity for the average turd?


Well judging from how long it took to go from running mate to I can see Russia from my house to giveing blow jobs for coke in the Fox News bathroom I think about 6 months
 
2013-08-22 10:25:32 AM
So when are a bunch of Americans going to crash a plane into it?
 
2013-08-22 10:31:57 AM

Brick-House: BitwiseShift: They do know about plumbing, right?

Doo ad Dubai Does...

The Dubai Poop Truck Prade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeboUKYhiuU


Wow, that's nuts.
 
2013-08-22 10:42:51 AM

Karma Chameleon: So when are a bunch of Americans going to crash a plane into it?


C'mon, that place already smells to high heaven, and now you want to crash a plane into a tower full of shiat.
 
2013-08-22 10:43:35 AM
Fifty years from today, these landmark structures will make targeting much easier.
 
2013-08-22 10:48:19 AM
Vanity of vanities, all is vanity, sayeth the preacher
 
2013-08-22 10:49:28 AM

rikkards: the fall will be glorious when SA and Dubai run out of oil.


Being that China is following the footsteps of US in cars and energy consumption, countries like SA,  Dubai etc will continue to have very bright future for the next 100 years. The oil lobbyists or whatever they call them in China is just as powerful as the ones here.
 
2013-08-22 11:02:45 AM

rikkards: the fall will be glorious when SA and Dubai run out of oil.


Dubai doesn't have that much oil, their money is generation from finance, tourism, and other sources. Granted, some of that is funded by foreigners with oil money.
 
2013-08-22 11:08:19 AM

factoryconnection: MadMattressMack: We've been making those since WWII to make stuff the mid east really wants to have

Y-12?


K-25
 
2013-08-22 11:15:44 AM

Brick-House: BitwiseShift: They do know about plumbing, right?

Doo ad Dubai Does...

The Dubai Poop Truck Prade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeboUKYhiuU


pikigeek.com
 
2013-08-22 11:28:36 AM

Brick-House: BitwiseShift: They do know about plumbing, right?

Doo ad Dubai Does...

The Dubai Poop Truck Prade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeboUKYhiuU


Evidently Dubai fixed it's sewer problems in 2009
 
2013-08-22 12:00:06 PM
So in the picture of it, is that like a flying saucer having sex with it up there, or something?
 
2013-08-22 12:03:19 PM
So the A-Rabs want to put up another white elephant. There's really no Commercial benefit from building That high. Go on Skyscraperpage.com and see how many thousand footers the Chinese are putting up Now in a whole bunch of their cities! They're putting up 'scrapers all over the place. Shows you who Really has the Money.
 
2013-08-22 12:24:53 PM
yeah, but how wide is it?
 
2013-08-22 12:36:29 PM
This just seemed apt to me.

prosperouswaydown.com
 
2013-08-22 12:41:28 PM
Good thing they live in a world where people over on the other side don't lose their marbles and fly planes into their skyscrapers.
 
2013-08-22 01:05:30 PM

rikkards: the fall will be glorious when SA and Dubai run out of oil.


Dubai has been out of oil money for awhile, it is the whole reason they are trying to switch to a service(financial mostly)/tourism economy.

Abu Dhabi is the emirate that has the oil in the UAE now, but they are much more traditional/restrained in their development compared to Dubai.  there is a third emirate I can't be bothered to look up that is even more traditional, but I think they are smaller and also don't have much oil.

Of course the UAE altogether has oil because they include Abu Dhabi.

I'm assuming of course people know that Dubai is not a country...
 
2013-08-22 01:10:34 PM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Pfft.  Anyone can make a building tall.  Wake me when they make one that's 3,000 meters wide.


Does the 8600 meter wide Large Hadron Collider count?  It doesn't have a shopping mall or a hotel inside though...
 
2013-08-22 01:22:01 PM

doralives: So in the picture of it, is that like a flying saucer having sex with it up there, or something?


Helipad.
 
2013-08-22 02:04:32 PM
'Murica responds at the towers completion.

i.imgur.com
Yea well the light media panic has already been seeded about the new trade centers and OHMAGERD Saudi TERRORISTS MAY HIT AGAIN!!!
 
2013-08-22 02:27:39 PM

Mose: doralives: So in the picture of it, is that like a flying saucer having sex with it up there, or something?

Helipad.


diving board
 
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