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(Stuff.co.nz)   Once again it needs to be said - When doing a live broadcast, always assume your microphone is on   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 32
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2013-08-22 03:56:18 AM
Crikey, so like commentators are sort of life real people too? Who knew
 
2013-08-22 07:46:05 AM
I'm shocked and appalled by this.

Guinness?!?!?

Christ, you're a New Zealander, you're not dead.
 
2013-08-22 08:04:03 AM
So, did he do her?
 
2013-08-22 08:05:15 AM

offacue: So, did he do her?


Not now he didn't.
 
2013-08-22 08:07:04 AM
I would never apologize for wanting to go to bed with a woman.
 
2013-08-22 08:13:08 AM

vudukungfu: I would never apologize for wanting to go to bed with a woman.


Not even your mom?
 
2013-08-22 08:16:54 AM
So he said it in the context that he had an interview to do with her, but the general public gets all excited because it COULD HAVE meant something sexual! OMGZ! .... this is just silly. I mean, really. When it was obvious that it wasn't something sexual, and people just want to kick up dirt. Whatever. Poor guy. Even when you don't screw yourself, someone else does it for you.
 
2013-08-22 08:24:22 AM
One of these days we're going to wake up and realize that no matter what a person says or does, somebody somewhere will take offense to it. Once we realize this and stop paying attention to these three or four inevitable idiots, the world can focus it's attention on more important things.
 
2013-08-22 08:25:53 AM
www.empowernetwork.com
 
2013-08-22 08:33:50 AM
There have been 2 or 3 Jewish women I've wanted to do in my life this year today
 
2013-08-22 09:21:38 AM
I'd show her my dreidel.

www.details.com
 
2013-08-22 09:28:48 AM
I thought you were cool, New Zealand.
 
2013-08-22 09:29:06 AM
Nothing wrong with that.  Jewish women are awesome in the sack.   They don't have the sexual hang-ups that their catholic counterparts do.
 
2013-08-22 09:50:39 AM

Gunderson: Nothing wrong with that.  Jewish women are awesome in the sack.   They don't have the sexual hang-ups that their catholic counterparts do.


IDK, Ive been with 3 jewish women and they all just sort of mailed it in.  Russian Italians however....
 
2013-08-22 10:08:17 AM
yachting commentator? sounds like some real edge of your seat excitement.
 
2013-08-22 10:18:54 AM

Gunderson: Nothing wrong with that.  Jewish women are awesome in the sack.   They don't have the sexual hang-ups that their catholic counterparts do.


You've never met my wife.
 
2013-08-22 10:22:10 AM

skinink: I'd show her my dreidel.


Aren't tattoos kind of frowned upon in the Torah?
 
2013-08-22 10:29:22 AM

Mad_Radhu: skinink: I'd show her my dreidel.

Aren't tattoos kind of frowned upon in the Torah?


That's why she got on her lower back instead of in her Torah.
 
2013-08-22 10:29:36 AM

Mad_Radhu: skinink: I'd show her my dreidel.

Aren't tattoos kind of frowned upon in the Torah?


Leviticus.
 
2013-08-22 10:29:40 AM
A yacht race? Did he offend both viewers?
 
2013-08-22 10:43:20 AM

Mad_Radhu: skinink: I'd show her my dreidel.

Aren't tattoos kind of frowned upon in the Torah?


You can not get buried in a Jewish cemetery if you have a tattoo, plus many Jewish people have a severe dislike  of tattoos due to some forced tattooing 70 years ago.
 
2013-08-22 10:46:57 AM
Some of the best ass I've ever had was Jewish.
 
2013-08-22 10:53:10 AM

skinink: I'd show her my dreidel.

[www.details.com image 300x430]


Is that an upside down yarmulka?
 
2013-08-22 11:19:53 AM
 
2013-08-22 11:33:27 AM

GameSprocket: Gunderson: Nothing wrong with that.  Jewish women are awesome in the sack.   They don't have the sexual hang-ups that their catholic counterparts do.

You've never met my wife.


Yeah, I'm sure that's what she told you.
 
2013-08-22 11:34:47 AM

Tom_Slick: Mad_Radhu: skinink: I'd show her my dreidel.

Aren't tattoos kind of frowned upon in the Torah?

You can not get buried in a Jewish cemetery if you have a tattoo, plus many Jewish people have a severe dislike  of tattoos due to some forced tattooing 70 years ago.


Which were used specifically because tattoos are forbidden by Jewish law.
 
2013-08-22 11:50:52 AM
Yes, I already regret it

I once did Jewish woman. It was a gas
 
2013-08-22 12:15:21 PM

GameSprocket: Gunderson: Nothing wrong with that.  Jewish women are awesome in the sack.   They don't have the sexual hang-ups that their catholic counterparts do.

You've never met my wife.


Freaky Catholic or missionary position Jewish?

/rabbinical?
 
2013-08-22 12:36:58 PM
If you know the old joke about doing a hardcore Jewish woman.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-22 01:16:05 PM

whither_apophis: GameSprocket: Gunderson: Nothing wrong with that.  Jewish women are awesome in the sack.   They don't have the sexual hang-ups that their catholic counterparts do.

You've never met my wife.

Freaky Catholic or missionary position Jewish?

/rabbinical?


That would be an ecumenical matter.
 
2013-08-22 03:12:41 PM

Gunderson: Nothing wrong with that.  Jewish women are awesome in the sack.   They don't have the sexual hang-ups that their catholic counterparts do.


No, they just lay there and sweat. And occasionally check their nails for chips.
 
2013-08-22 10:16:51 PM

Disgruntled Goat: Gunderson: Nothing wrong with that.  Jewish women are awesome in the sack.   They don't have the sexual hang-ups that their catholic counterparts do.

No, they just lay there and sweat. And occasionally check their nails for chips.


Oh, Herschel! The ceiling needs painting!
 
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