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(Telegraph)   So, what do dentures, onions and a box of dried fish all have in common? No, your mom is not involved   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 33
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2013-08-22 12:35:31 AM
So it is subby's mom we're talking about then?
 
2013-08-22 12:36:18 AM
Is Led Zeppelin involved?
 
2013-08-22 12:36:42 AM
They are all items I have in my mouth at this very moment.

Hello ladies!
 
2013-08-22 12:36:52 AM
They've all been up submitter's ass?
 
2013-08-22 12:38:12 AM
I have always wondered what they do with the zillions of books. Like the one I left a few weeks ago. Thankfully, it was a cheap paperback.
 
2013-08-22 12:39:14 AM
Some of my late grandfather's favorite things.  Every meal included onions, lunch consisted of salt cod made into a kind of gravy with onions over toast ;)
 
2013-08-22 12:42:18 AM
They're all found in a Portuguese grandmother's carry-on bag?
 
2013-08-22 12:46:01 AM
i48.tinypic.com
Chompers, belt, and lunch
 
2013-08-22 12:49:47 AM
A couple years ago, we left a portable DVD player with a "Yo Gabba Gaaba" dvd in it on a plane in Anchorage.

We were only there a night and I was going to go to "Lost & Found" the next day on our connecting flight. But it was too difficult with a one-year old in tow, so we said "Eff it".

I imagine there's alot of that.
 
2013-08-22 12:52:59 AM

SpinStopper: Some of my late grandfather's favorite things.  Every meal included onions, lunch consisted of salt cod made into a kind of gravy with onions over toast ;)


My version is to take a tin of sardines and saute them with half an onion, then put that mixture on top of two slices of bread, which I then place in the pan I just used. Add shredded cheese to the top, cover pan. You melt the cheese and toast the bread at the same time.

Open face sardine melt. It's delicious.

Also, are you implying that including onions in every meal isn't normal?
 
2013-08-22 12:56:29 AM
 
2013-08-22 01:01:13 AM
They're all ramen noodle flavors?
 
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2013-08-22 01:03:03 AM
Nah. My mom is involved.
 
2013-08-22 01:09:49 AM
Ronald Reagan?
 
2013-08-22 01:37:02 AM
I was once on a flight into Alaska a few years ago. Was last off the plane and found a portable DVD player just sitting there. I picked it up, meaning to turn it in to lost and found, but forgot about it until I made it to my hotel room and unpacked later that night.

Curious, I opened it up, and there was some Nickelodeon-style kids DVD in it, and I immediately felt guilty for forgetting to turn it in. I vowed to return it to whomever had misplaced it. Curious as to the content of this kid-friendly DVD I was determined to return to its rightful owner, I powered up the DVD player. I was greeted by the most horrendous depravity in porn you could imagine. I don't think you could even call it porn at this point, you'd have to make up a new word for the f*cked up stuff on that DVD. Some sicko stuck a "Yo Gabba Gabba" sticker on what was, I kid you not, the most depraved, horrific smut on the planet.

I still have nightmares.
 
2013-08-22 01:39:59 AM
HOW do you forget your prosthetic leg? A DVD player you might forget, an animal you could abandon....but your LEG?!??! You'd notice at once that it was gone, and it's not like you no longer need or want it!
 
2013-08-22 01:45:49 AM
Once, on a flight to Alaska, I found the most horrendously depraved prosthetic leg you could imagine.
 
2013-08-22 01:48:21 AM
Abe Simpson uses the first, wore the second for fashion, and probably smells like the third?

/gonna go yell at some clouds now.
 
2013-08-22 01:49:26 AM
Dumbest thing I've seen on a plane was an unlocked laptop belonging to a USMC lieutenant colonel as well as hardcopy documents regarding his duties during the last troop surge in Iraq. No folders labeled "shemale videos" though.

/used condom and menses-stained panties were the nastiest finds
 
2013-08-22 02:03:45 AM

Loucifer: Once, on a flight to Alaska, I found the most horrendously depraved prosthetic leg you could imagine.


Probably full of Yo Gabba Gabba porn, too...
 
2013-08-22 02:17:32 AM

Gyrfalcon: HOW do you forget your prosthetic leg? A DVD player you might forget, an animal you could abandon....but your LEG?!??! You'd notice at once that it was gone, and it's not like you no longer need or want it!


Transported by wheelchair, probably. They wheel you in, you get in your seat, take off your leg, and the flight attendant puts it in the overhead bin with your bag. You arrive, flight attendants come by with the wheelchair again, they help lift you in, grab your bag, and leave the leg.

I don't see anything like that being a frequent occurrence, but I could see how it might happen once every million flights.
 
2013-08-22 02:31:57 AM
I take that back. Dumbest thing I ever found on a plane was a Secret Service agent's itinerary for Obama's second inaugaration. The dress code included, and I quote, "those winter hats they wore in Fargo." The part that made me double facepalm was that it showed the positions of USSS snipers, relative to Obama's position as he was sworn in.
 
2013-08-22 03:03:43 AM
People whohave never been in mykitchen.
 
2013-08-22 03:04:48 AM

Kalashinator: I take that back. Dumbest thing I ever found on a plane was a Secret Service agent's itinerary for Obama's second inaugaration. The dress code included, and I quote, "those winter hats they wore in Fargo." The part that made me double facepalm was that it showed the positions of USSS snipers, relative to Obama's position as he was sworn in.


I believe it.
 
2013-08-22 03:14:07 AM
 
2013-08-22 03:14:56 AM

Myth Sammich: abdomen, and some dried fish. (@0:59)


sorry, @0:49
 
2013-08-22 03:29:42 AM
Dentures, handcuffs, a box of dried fish, plus bags of sand

Dad?
 
2013-08-22 03:33:15 AM

derplicious: Kalashinator: I take that back. Dumbest thing I ever found on a plane was a Secret Service agent's itinerary for Obama's second inaugaration. The dress code included, and I quote, "those winter hats they wore in Fargo." The part that made me double facepalm was that it showed the positions of USSS snipers, relative to Obama's position as he was sworn in.

I believe it.


Itinerary also included the President and other VIP's movements too. Deputy sheriffs from Ramsey and/or Hennipen County were contracted to provide additional security, and Sun Country flew them out. Flight came back as a ferry so the only people to have seen it were the sheriffs, the flight crew, and us schlubs cleaning the plane. Handed it off to airport police and I dunno what they did after that. Wasn't about to take it to lost & found.
 
2013-08-22 07:20:31 AM
Nice headline subby :)

+1!
 
2013-08-22 10:16:41 AM

Kalashinator: derplicious: Kalashinator: I take that back. Dumbest thing I ever found on a plane was a Secret Service agent's itinerary for Obama's second inaugaration. The dress code included, and I quote, "those winter hats they wore in Fargo." The part that made me double facepalm was that it showed the positions of USSS snipers, relative to Obama's position as he was sworn in.

I believe it.

Itinerary also included the President and other VIP's movements too. Deputy sheriffs from Ramsey and/or Hennipen County were contracted to provide additional security, and Sun Country flew them out. Flight came back as a ferry so the only people to have seen it were the sheriffs, the flight crew, and us schlubs cleaning the plane. Handed it off to airport police and I dunno what they did after that. Wasn't about to take it to lost & found.


Did it include the positions of the Secret Service's hookers?
 
2013-08-22 04:11:48 PM
l2.yimg.com

"You have thirty minutes."
 
2013-08-22 07:23:04 PM

cptjeff: SpinStopper: Some of my late grandfather's favorite things.  Every meal included onions, lunch consisted of salt cod made into a kind of gravy with onions over toast ;)

My version is to take a tin of sardines and saute them with half an onion, then put that mixture on top of two slices of bread, which I then place in the pan I just used. Add shredded cheese to the top, cover pan. You melt the cheese and toast the bread at the same time.

Open face sardine melt. It's delicious.

Also, are you implying that including onions in every meal isn't normal?


sounds tasty.  May have to give it a test fire.
 
2013-08-23 08:51:28 AM

cptjeff: Kalashinator: derplicious: Kalashinator: I take that back. Dumbest thing I ever found on a plane was a Secret Service agent's itinerary for Obama's second inaugaration. The dress code included, and I quote, "those winter hats they wore in Fargo." The part that made me double facepalm was that it showed the positions of USSS snipers, relative to Obama's position as he was sworn in.

I believe it.

Itinerary also included the President and other VIP's movements too. Deputy sheriffs from Ramsey and/or Hennipen County were contracted to provide additional security, and Sun Country flew them out. Flight came back as a ferry so the only people to have seen it were the sheriffs, the flight crew, and us schlubs cleaning the plane. Handed it off to airport police and I dunno what they did after that. Wasn't about to take it to lost & found.

Did it include the positions of the Secret Service's hookers?


No, just which hookers were within their annual Bottom biatch Budget. Explains why they tried to skip out on paying the Colombian ones.
 
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