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(PennLive)   Yeah it may be common for drunk people to pass out while babysitting children, but what the hell is that green stuff on her face?   (pennlive.com) divider line 47
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2013-08-21 08:46:48 PM  
i'm gonna go with marker based toddler art.
 
2013-08-21 08:50:28 PM  
That's how they know for sure she passed out around small children.
 
2013-08-21 09:12:08 PM  
I was gonna go with a bruise from passing out/falling over, but I like the first two answers more.
 
2013-08-21 09:55:29 PM  
I'd say combination bruise/grass stains.

I passed out watching kids once while I was a teenager, but I had woken up by the time the single mom came home from her date.  She was so hammered she tried to seduce me.

The 1980's were farking awesome.
 
2013-08-21 11:31:05 PM  
Final stage of demonic possession.

/head starts spinning in 3-4 days
 
2013-08-21 11:49:07 PM  
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2013-08-22 12:54:40 AM  
www.dailygalaxy.com

She has not aged well!

/hot like the real thing
 
2013-08-22 01:48:31 AM  

vossiewulf: Final stage of demonic possession.

/head starts spinning in 3-4 days


It's either that or the start of the zombie plague.
 
2013-08-22 01:49:28 AM  
Grass stain.
 
2013-08-22 01:50:03 AM  
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2013-08-22 02:03:12 AM  
Mom?
 
2013-08-22 02:03:59 AM  
www.berrydtreasures.com

/He slimed her
 
2013-08-22 02:09:53 AM  

illannoyin: [www.berrydtreasures.com image 751x500]

/He slimed her


content.lolspots.com
 
2013-08-22 02:10:07 AM  

farkingismybusiness: [www.tasteofcinema.com image 650x366]


NILBOG IS GOBLIN SPELLED BACKWARDS!
 
2013-08-22 02:10:46 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
That you sis?
 
2013-08-22 02:14:46 AM  
def green marker
 
2013-08-22 02:17:27 AM  
j-walkblog.com

Amateur
 
2013-08-22 02:17:47 AM  
That's what happens when you fall asleep with your face on a magazine cover.  I've woken up with PLAYB on my cheek before ;)
 
2013-08-22 02:22:14 AM  
So that's what happened to her.

poponandon.com
 
2013-08-22 02:23:36 AM  

HotWingAgenda: So that's what happened to her.

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Really? It took nearly a score comments before that was posted?

I haz a sad.
 
2013-08-22 02:32:06 AM  

HotWingAgenda: So that's what happened to her.

[poponandon.com image 420x420]


Thank You...

...for posting that,
 
2013-08-22 02:32:47 AM  

Lsherm: I'd say combination bruise/grass stains.


snochick: Grass stain.


Yeah, since TFA says she passed out in the yard I'm gonna go with that, too.
 
2013-08-22 02:46:22 AM  
im so scared of her face.
 
2013-08-22 02:50:47 AM  
Look here people. To babysit a 2 year old some drinking has to be involved just to remain sane. Plus their limited vocabulary guarantees that repetition will be the order of the day and that makes for some great drinking game fodder. The trick is to know your limits.
 
2013-08-22 03:03:19 AM  
Re-animator serum?
 
2013-08-22 03:06:33 AM  
12:30 PM.  Holy Christ.
 
2013-08-22 03:12:51 AM  

tomerson: 12:30 PM.  Holy Christ.


You would think she'd know to wait till 5, or at least till after dark.

/can't wait till daylight savings ends
 
2013-08-22 03:18:10 AM  

tomerson: 12:30 PM. Holy Christ.


Dude. Two year olds. Drinking is needed just to remain sane. And I say this as a parent of a former 2 year old (yes she made it to adulthood). Just don't get passed out drunk, only get drunk enough to want to sing along with Barney and friends (or at least to not care when you do). The kids at that age are already in that state of mind so why not you too?
 
2013-08-22 03:23:58 AM  
I'll take "Symptoms of the Innsmouth Look" for $500, Alex.
 
2013-08-22 03:51:13 AM  
Great, so they threw an Alien Blood Rot Plague victim in the public drunk tank?

If they'd only remembered the first rule of extraterrestrial epedemiology, our race migjt have been spared...
 
2013-08-22 04:03:21 AM  
It looks like she's been shooting meth/Jack Daniels into her carotid artery.
 
2013-08-22 04:32:59 AM  

Radioactive Ass: tomerson: 12:30 PM. Holy Christ.

Dude. Two year olds. Drinking is needed just to remain sane. And I say this as a parent of a former 2 year old (yes she made it to adulthood). Just don't get passed out drunk, only get drunk enough to want to sing along with Barney and friends (or at least to not care when you do). The kids at that age are already in that state of mind so why not you too?


i said to my colleague recently, 'god, Ahti works such crazy hours. why does he do it, hes got young kids?' and she said 'that's why'
 
2013-08-22 04:38:06 AM  
Mold.
 
2013-08-22 04:45:34 AM  

Lady J: i said to my colleague recently, 'god, Ahti works such crazy hours. why does he do it, hes got young kids?' and she said 'that's why'


At that age they are just like tiny little drunk people staggering around with not a care in the world. Put one of them in one of those miniature little electric Barbie Jeeps and right away *BAM* right into the first possible obstruction possible with no remorse and a giggle as they keep it floored and suck away at their juice box until they get out and chase a butterfly or something.

And everyone knows that it's just no fun being around other drunk people unless you're drunk too.
 
2013-08-22 06:05:17 AM  

Keigh: i'm gonna go with marker based toddler art.


Even a 2 year old will instinctively try to draw a weener pointed at your mouth when you pass out.
 
2013-08-22 06:11:09 AM  

Keigh: i'm gonna go with marker based toddler art.


This.

mike_d85:  Even a 2 year old will instinctively try to draw a weener pointed at your mouth when you pass out.

And that.
 
2013-08-22 06:16:11 AM  
Looks like a high-speed face plant into the grass to me, especially since she passed out on the lawn. Or it could be a grass stain as defined by the first definition in the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grass%20stain
 
2013-08-22 06:17:33 AM  
Anne Dido, 52, is facing charges of public intoxication and endangering the welfare of a child.

Just one letter missing.
 
2013-08-22 06:37:13 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Anne Dido, 52, is facing charges of public intoxication and endangering the welfare of a childe.

Just one letter missing.


FTFY
 
2013-08-22 07:09:20 AM  
Always a Dido, never your Dido...
 
2013-08-22 07:12:46 AM  

LesserEvil: HotWingAgenda: So that's what happened to her.

[poponandon.com image 420x420]

Thank You...

...for posting that,


heh-heh, damn you.
 
2013-08-22 08:25:42 AM  
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GRANDMA, I AM DISAPPOINT!
 
2013-08-22 09:23:58 AM  
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2013-08-22 11:53:25 AM  
Kermit jizz?
 
2013-08-22 12:44:19 PM  
Guess 2yr olds not that good at drawing penises.
 
2013-08-22 03:16:42 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-08-22 04:30:00 PM  
St Patty's day came early this year?
 
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