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(Think Progress)   FoxNews explains murderous teenagers in the language that only their viewers can understand: they killed because Facebook and abortion are too much fun   (thinkprogress.org ) divider line
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2013-08-21 08:42:29 PM  
"We have people on SecondLife.com simply adopting new identities and so we have a culture that is cheapening life, real life."

Second Life still exists?
 
2013-08-21 09:15:22 PM  
What? Nothing about gay marriage? Fox is definitely falling behind these days.. And yea, I also stopped and asked myself, is Second Life is still in buisness?
 
2013-08-21 10:25:36 PM  
Fox "News" is so far into Fantasyland their studio is in Cinderella's Castle

/and the idiot derpsters eat it like candy
 
2013-08-22 12:56:19 AM  

make me some tea: "We have people on SecondLife.com simply adopting new identities and so we have a culture that is cheapening life, real life."

Second Life still exists?


Logged into for the first time two weeks ago because of another Fark thread.  It is populated with nothing but automated bots that try to sell you stuff the minute you log in.  It's bizarre.  You can "jump" to any area on your map and there's nothing but bots trying to sell you stuff - property, textures, character models, etc.
 
2013-08-22 12:58:40 AM  
Whatever the cause is it certainly has nothing to do with easy access to guns.
 
2013-08-22 01:12:42 AM  

quickdraw: Whatever the cause is it certainly has nothing to do with easy access to guns.


Well, arguably, if there were more guns, there'd be fewer abortions

/and no Facebook at all
 
2013-08-22 01:25:36 AM  
Oh my aching demographic.
 
2013-08-22 01:35:28 AM  
Because when I want to have a good time in Oklahoma, I get an abortion.
 
2013-08-22 03:11:50 AM  

Mentat: Because when I want to have a good time in Oklahoma, I get an abortion.


I can't imagine there's anything else to do there.
 
2013-08-22 03:36:06 AM  

Abacus9: Mentat: Because when I want to have a good time in Oklahoma, I get an abortion.

I can't imagine there's anything else to do there.


Didnt they close all the clinics in OK?
 
2013-08-22 03:39:50 AM  
I blame Skittles.
 
2013-08-22 03:47:46 AM  

namatad: Abacus9: Mentat: Because when I want to have a good time in Oklahoma, I get an abortion.

I can't imagine there's anything else to do there.

Didnt they close all the clinics in OK?


I don't know, but I don't see how it's constitutional if they did.
 
2013-08-22 05:20:23 AM  
Facebortion would be a cool name for a band.

Or an electrolysis/chemical peel/eyebrow threading kiosk.
 
2013-08-22 05:22:22 AM  
Say what you want about Fox they know their shiat.
 
2013-08-22 05:23:43 AM  

lemonysprite: Say what you want about Fox they know their shiat.


"Know"?
 
2013-08-22 05:26:01 AM  
*clicks article*

Blah blah...kid murdered in OK...Fox won't let the Zimmerman thing die...insane racial attacks on Obama using laughably contorted 'logic'...same old boring stuff.

But Fox News contributor Keith Ablow...

frathousesports.net
 
2013-08-22 05:28:42 AM  
"And if in general, if you can't outlaw third trimester abortions in every state, then you have part of the answer to why people don't take life that seriously"

Nothing says 'life' like forcing women with bad pregnancies to die from them.
 
2013-08-22 05:32:37 AM  
Yeah, talking to my relatives on Facebook does make me support abortion, why do you ask?
 
2013-08-22 05:34:54 AM  

Alphax: "And if in general, if you can't outlaw third trimester abortions in every state, then you have part of the answer to why people don't take life that seriously"

Nothing says 'life' like forcing women with bad pregnancies to die from them.


Well, if god had wanted them to be able to breed he wouldn't have made it lethal for them, would he? And as we all know, people who can't breed are useless humans and are surplus to requirements.

/heard this reasoning before
//almost got arrested for decking the person
///just disgusted myself for remembering that uberdouche
 
2013-08-22 05:39:19 AM  

Alphax: lemonysprite: Say what you want about Fox they know their shiat.

"Know"?


Yeah, what's with that fancy 'k' there, Mr. Salad Fork?
 
2013-08-22 05:45:36 AM  
Conservative media has seized on the case to pressure President Obama and civil rights leaders who spoke out against the murder of Trayvon Martin to similarly address the death of Lane, implying that they are less interested in Lane's murder because he was white, while his attackers are black.

Dear Conservative Media:

The man who shot Treyvon Martin was neither arrested nor charged at the time of the incident. Lane's alleged murderers are currently in custody. This is an important difference between the two events and one you should explore as you compare them. Thank you.
 
2013-08-22 05:45:51 AM  

make me some tea: "We have people on SecondLife.com simply adopting new identities and so we have a culture that is cheapening life, real life."

Second Life still exists?


They have to do something with their AOL account.
 
2013-08-22 05:53:10 AM  

lemonysprite: Say what you want about Fox they know their shiat.


I couldn't have come up with this crap.
 
2013-08-22 05:54:08 AM  
Gee Fox News, could this have anything to do with the perpetuation of a socio-political agenda who's primary focus is on facilitating a rapid increase in wealth for the already wealthy by cutting away worker's salaries, wages and benefits, resulting ingreater difficulty for the average American household to access things such as education and basic health-care which has been statistically proven time and time again to lead to an increase in poverty levels and therefore spikes in violent crime?
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Naaaaaah, it's be gotta pot, queers and video games that are doing this!
 
2013-08-22 06:03:10 AM  
wonkette.com
 
2013-08-22 06:10:37 AM  
i915.photobucket.com

images.miretail.com
 
2013-08-22 06:19:46 AM  
Conservative media has seized on the case to pressure President Obama and civil rights leaders who spoke out against the murder of Trayvon Martin to similarly address the death of Lane, implying that they are less interested in Lane's murder because he was white, while his attackers are black.

Or, y'know, because Lane's killers were actually arrested.
 
2013-08-22 06:23:32 AM  
Remember back when liberals tried to portray Zimmerman as just walking up and shooting Martin in cold blood because of his race?

You now actually have an incident where that really did happen. I'm just wondering where all the liberal outrage is about that... Quick, we need a distraction... Um... Fox said something we don't like! Nothing to see here, just focus your attention that way.
 
2013-08-22 06:25:16 AM  

randomjsa: Remember back when liberals tried to portray Zimmerman as just walking up and shooting Martin in cold blood because of his race?


No.
 
2013-08-22 06:26:50 AM  
lol wut

Seriously, that dude sounds like my grandma (she's 88 and actually uses an old PC of mine to email everybody pictures of her dogs; she has never failed to vote Democratic in any local, state or national election she was eligible to vote in, but she's pretty old-fashioned otherwise) whenever she tries to go on a rant about the things in modern society that frighten and confuse her. Misused/misunderstood buzzwords, stream of consciousness, and no real point or conclusion.
 
2013-08-22 06:34:51 AM  

randomjsa: Remember back when liberals tried to portray Zimmerman as just walking up and shooting Martin in cold blood because of his race?

You now actually have an incident where that really did happen. I'm just wondering where all the liberal outrage is about that... Quick, we need a distraction... Um... Fox said something we don't like! Nothing to see here, just focus your attention that way.


well aren't you just a special little snowflake....
 
2013-08-22 06:36:47 AM  

randomjsa: Remember back when liberals tried to portray Zimmerman as just walking up and shooting Martin in cold blood because of his race?

You now actually have an incident where that really did happen. I'm just wondering where all the liberal outrage is about that... Quick, we need a distraction... Um... Fox said something we don't like! Nothing to see here, just focus your attention that way.


There's plenty of liberal outrage - you just need to get away from FOX news for a moment and check it out.

/Don't worry, you can still go to heaven.
 
2013-08-22 06:37:19 AM  

randomjsa: Remember back when liberals tried to portray Zimmerman as just walking up and shooting Martin in cold blood because of his race?

You now actually have an incident where that really did happen. I'm just wondering where all the liberal outrage is about that... Quick, we need a distraction... Um... Fox said something we don't like! Nothing to see here, just focus your attention that way.



Read what you just wrote.  Seriously, no joke.  Read it.

Now read it again.

See the irony?  Did you plan that?  Cuz that's some funny crap right there if you did.
 
2013-08-22 06:42:47 AM  

Weaver95: randomjsa: Remember back when liberals tried to portray Zimmerman as just walking up and shooting Martin in cold blood because of his race?

You now actually have an incident where that really did happen. I'm just wondering where all the liberal outrage is about that... Quick, we need a distraction... Um... Fox said something we don't like! Nothing to see here, just focus your attention that way.

well aren't you just a special little snowflake....


He's not really, though... It's like these clowns are all reading from the same script. That same ridiculous argument (But-but-but Zimmerman! Liberals!!! Hypocrites!!!!!) has been making the rounds for the last couple of days.

Of course, chance are good he posts these inanities to illicit responses, and, in that case, we're all giving him exactly what he wants. : /
 
2013-08-22 06:44:03 AM  
You know, it's okay to say "spiritual emptiness"

seriously.
 
2013-08-22 06:44:42 AM  

randomjsa: Remember back when liberals tried to portray Zimmerman as just walking up and shooting Martin in cold blood because of his race?

You now actually have an incident where that really did happen. I'm just wondering where all the liberal outrage is about that... Quick, we need a distraction... Um... Fox said something we don't like! Nothing to see here, just focus your attention that way.


Where have the killers here identified race as their motivation?  I must have missed that.  Quit making stuff up.
 
2013-08-22 06:47:25 AM  

keylock71: Of course, chance are good he posts these inanities to illicit responses, and, in that case, we're all giving him exactly what he wants. : /


Successful troll is still successful, though after all these years, I wonder why.
 
2013-08-22 07:00:53 AM  

Alphax: keylock71: Of course, chance are good he posts these inanities to illicit responses, and, in that case, we're all giving him exactly what he wants. : /

Successful troll is still successful, though after all these years, I wonder why.


Beats me... Guess we like arguing with insincere morons. : )
 
2013-08-22 07:02:03 AM  

randomjsa: You now actually have an incident where that really did happen. I'm just wondering where all the liberal outrage is about that...


You forgot the part about how the Lame Stream Liberal Media is refusing to report on this. Come on, do I have to do everything?
 
2013-08-22 07:03:41 AM  
We need a War on Fun.
 
2013-08-22 07:05:25 AM  

keylock71: Alphax: keylock71: Of course, chance are good he posts these inanities to illicit responses, and, in that case, we're all giving him exactly what he wants. : /

Successful troll is still successful, though after all these years, I wonder why.

Beats me... Guess we like arguing with insincere morons. : )


Ah the "disingenuous" and "insincere" name callers are IN THE HOUSE.
As if someone who holds a different opinion can only be lying.
Derpa derp.
 
2013-08-22 07:05:26 AM  

Wyalt Derp: Conservative media has seized on the case to pressure President Obama and civil rights leaders who spoke out against the murder of Trayvon Martin to similarly address the death of Lane, implying that they are less interested in Lane's murder because he was white, while his attackers are black.

Or, y'know, because Lane's killers were actually arrested.


randomjsa: Remember back when liberals tried to portray Zimmerman as just walking up and shooting Martin in cold blood because of his race?

You now actually have an incident where that really did happen. I'm just wondering where all the liberal outrage is about that... Quick, we need a distraction... Um... Fox said something we don't like! Nothing to see here, just focus your attention that way.


Could you post something that isn't a lie, if you wanted to? I mean, I know you don't want to, but assuming you did, could you?

I get the impression you couldn't.
 
2013-08-22 07:07:45 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: keylock71: Alphax: keylock71: Of course, chance are good he posts these inanities to illicit responses, and, in that case, we're all giving him exactly what he wants. : /

Successful troll is still successful, though after all these years, I wonder why.

Beats me... Guess we like arguing with insincere morons. : )

Ah the "disingenuous" and "insincere" name callers are IN THE HOUSE.
As if someone who holds a different opinion can only be lying.
Derpa derp.


A lie is a lie. Not an opinion.
 
2013-08-22 07:07:53 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: keylock71: Alphax: keylock71: Of course, chance are good he posts these inanities to illicit responses, and, in that case, we're all giving him exactly what he wants. : /

Successful troll is still successful, though after all these years, I wonder why.

Beats me... Guess we like arguing with insincere morons. : )

Ah the "disingenuous" and "insincere" name callers are IN THE HOUSE.
As if someone who holds a different opinion can only be lying.
Derpa derp.


www.troycitydesign.com
 
2013-08-22 07:09:14 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: keylock71: Alphax: keylock71: Of course, chance are good he posts these inanities to illicit responses, and, in that case, we're all giving him exactly what he wants. : /

Successful troll is still successful, though after all these years, I wonder why.

Beats me... Guess we like arguing with insincere morons. : )

Ah the "disingenuous" and "insincere" name callers are IN THE HOUSE.
As if someone who holds a different opinion can only be lying.
Derpa derp.


When someone argues that fire is wet, that's not opinion.

Or that President Obama is responsible for poor Katrina relief.
 
2013-08-22 07:10:45 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: We need a War on Fun.


humboldtsentinel.com
 
2013-08-22 07:14:58 AM  

ScaryBottles: HotIgneous Intruder: We need a War on Fun.

[humboldtsentinel.com image 460x259]


Thought you said war for fun. Its early.
 
2013-08-22 07:21:51 AM  
Not cool, Fox News. Abortion may be fun, but Facebook SUCKS.
 
2013-08-22 07:24:26 AM  
Well, I know of 3 women who should have had 3rd term abortions and posted the baby Picts on facebook.
 
2013-08-22 07:25:00 AM  
It's a good point, nothing like this ever happened prior to facebook.

Also, it's always good to see racists crying this early in the morning.
 
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