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(Opposing Views)   Proof that God exists: New "child-free zones" on airlines   (opposingviews.com) divider line 23
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2013-08-21 10:06:09 PM
15 votes:

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Just remember to crush up the Xanax really well, otherwise it doesn't mix well w/ their apple juice.
2013-08-21 10:23:55 PM
5 votes:

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Your idea only helps ONE person.

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This is the more PRACTICAL solution.
2013-08-22 04:39:02 AM
3 votes:
So with this and the lightning-smitten zip line at the Creation Museum a few threads down....does this mean there REALLY IS A GOD?!??!?

I mean, it only takes three miracles to make a saint...if we wake up tomorrow and they've disbanded the TSA or Ted Nugent has dropped dead, atheists are gonna have a whole lot of 'splainin to do!
2013-08-21 10:46:39 PM
3 votes:
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2013-08-21 10:44:50 PM
3 votes:

profplump: I'm all for quiet spaces, but could we please admit that the difference between "child free" and "jew free" is all but non-existant, and that if we weren't already okay with discriminating on the basis of age this sort of policy would be considered outrageous?

As a group children might well be nosier than older people. But like any other group it's made up of individual human beings and it's inherently unjust to make judgements about individuals (or apply rules, etc.) based on generalizations concerning the group, even if those generalizations are true.


Hear, hear.

Exactly as you say.  Children should be allowed to vote, drink alcohol, drive (when not intoxicated from that alcohol), buy tobacco products, and hold jobs requiring heavy manual labor.  It is blatant bigotry to hold them down.  I blame it all on their lack of a strong lobby in D.C. and the state capitals.
2013-08-21 09:14:43 PM
3 votes:
Flying with my 2 year old and 4 year old tomorrow. Suck it, childless happy people!
2013-08-21 09:02:03 PM
3 votes:
Anything to get you to pay a few extra bucks subby....so yeah I guess it is like religion.
2013-08-22 12:02:36 AM
2 votes:

TsukasaK: I think that's all the self-righteous breeder comments so far.


Cry me a river, just don't do it near me, it upsets me to hear crying so much that I have to complain on the internet to a bunch of strangers about it.
2013-08-21 11:48:09 PM
2 votes:

profplump: I'm all for quiet spaces, but could we please admit that the difference between "child free" and "jew free" is all but non-existant

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BGates: Is there anything you liberal douchebags don't hate besides Abortion and the idiot in the oval?


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2013-08-21 11:08:37 PM
2 votes:
BGates: I see the spoiled little child hating Fark brats are back at it.

Is there anything you liberal douchebags don't hate besides Abortion and the idiot in the oval?

Remember, kids: if you think you might be too drunk to post, you are too drunk to post.
2013-08-21 10:38:48 PM
2 votes:

Tax Boy: How about a Fattie-Free zone?

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Alternate fatties with little kids. It's a win-win.

OoO OoO
2013-08-21 10:08:10 PM
2 votes:

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Yeah, but its hard to sneak those into a stranger's kid's sippy cup without being noticed.
2013-08-21 10:05:27 PM
2 votes:
How about a Fattie-Free zone?

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2013-08-21 09:21:57 PM
2 votes:
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2013-08-22 07:52:02 AM
1 votes:

jst3p: A crying baby isn't a problem that can always be fixed on an airplane.


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Knows how to fix such problems...
2013-08-22 02:14:15 AM
1 votes:

jst3p: TsukasaK: jst3p: If a crying baby is a problem for you on an airplane in this day and age you are an idiot. There are a million ways to keep yourself isolated, be prepared next time.

If other your child's behavior is a problem for you on an airplane in this day and age you are an idiot. There are a million ways to keep a child occupied, be prepared next time.

A crying baby isn't a problem that can always be fixed on an airplane. Your comparison is invalid.


That problem can be fixed off of the airplane though...
2013-08-21 11:52:19 PM
1 votes:

scotchcrotch: Excuuuuse me for having kids and continuing the human race.

If I could check them at the gate or put them in overhead I would.


Make your kids suffer through long road trips......it's what I had to do when I was a kid.  Do you know how long it takes to go from Dallas to Washington State in a '78 Volkswagon Westfalia?

/It builds character.
//At least that's what my Dad told me.
///And I'm quite a character.
2013-08-21 10:57:34 PM
1 votes:

Snarfangel: Tax Boy: How about a Fattie-Free zone?

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Alternate fatties with little kids. It's a win-win.

OoO OoO


The fat folds snuff out the screaming.
2013-08-21 10:52:44 PM
1 votes:

Oznog: NFA: [earology.files.wordpress.com image 264x256]

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Yeah, but you have to plan so far ahead and make the mother shave for that to work.
2013-08-21 10:26:56 PM
1 votes:

theflatline: I do not have an onion in my belt, but I can tell you this, my mother could look at me and I would stop whatever I was doing wrong.


Funny, I don't have an onion in my belt either, but she let me do whatever I wanted.
2013-08-21 10:22:39 PM
1 votes:
Nine out of ten Catholic priests agree they'd prefer to remain in coach with the kiddies.
2013-08-21 10:21:39 PM
1 votes:
I was in an another thread today and some people were lambasting me because I suggested that the reason kids are so bad today is because Dr. Spock virtually ruined generations of children because of his hugs and not punishment leanings.

I do not have an onion in my belt, but I can tell you this, my mother could look at me and I would stop whatever I was doing wrong.

A little swat or a grounding never hurt anyone.  Kids today get a timeout.  OR their iphones taken away for a day.  They know there are no consequences to their actions.

My sister in law has 3 year old who runs around batshiat crazy all the time.  Because the child has no schedule, eats when he feels like it, and instead of an afternoon nap they let him run around until he passes out about 5, sleeps to 8, wakes up and runs around til 1 am.    Instead of putting on a schedule, they just give him whatever he wants.

My other sis in law had a baby, and of course the new baby got all the attention so the three year decided he wanted the attention, so he asked his mother to give him a bottle because he was a baby too.  So she did.

I walked into the room with a diaper and said "Santiago, come here, since you are a baby now, i have to put this pamper on you." he says"tio i am a big boy, i wear big boy underwear" I said "no, you are baby who drinks a bottle, so if you want the bottle, you have to wear the diaper."  He decided not to drink the bottle.

My sis in law lit into like I had just committed a hate crime.  But yet when he acts up she calls me because I am the only one he will listen to.
2013-08-21 10:01:02 PM
1 votes:
Why don't they charge a "noise surcharge" to the kids instead?
 
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