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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Coming back from the dead after coding and CPR is pretty common. Doing it on your own 45 minutes after doctors actually pronounce you deceased, and nurses are just cleaning up your corpse for family's sake, is pretty farking amazing   ( divider line
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2013-08-21 09:36:29 PM  
3 votes:
I've come back from The Dead several times.  Usually with enlarged pupils.
2013-08-21 09:27:12 PM  
2 votes:
Must've been one Hell of a sponge bath.

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2013-08-21 09:00:26 PM  
2 votes:
I am suprised this has not showed up yet.
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2013-08-21 08:55:34 PM  
2 votes:
Thats what they get for building the hospital on top of the old indian burial ground.
2013-08-21 08:54:10 PM  
2 votes:
So begins the zombie apocalypse. I'll be cleaning my guns.
2013-08-21 08:50:06 PM  
2 votes:
They forgot to double tap.
2013-08-21 08:27:08 PM  
2 votes:
This is why I leave the coding to younger folks.
2013-08-22 07:31:03 AM  
1 vote:
If anybody sees this guy wandering around, remember, AIM FOR THE HEAD!

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2013-08-22 02:21:49 AM  
1 vote:

SpinStopper: I've been dead before ;)

Apparently you got better.
2013-08-21 11:59:44 PM  
1 vote:
And the meek shall inherit the Earth. Congrats on getting rejected from heaven buddy.
2013-08-21 09:39:59 PM  
1 vote:
Mirrors on the ceiling,The pink champagne on ice . And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device" 
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast.
They stab it with their steely knives, But they just can't kill the beast.
Last thing I remember, I was running for the door 

I had to find the passage back To the place I was before.
2013-08-21 09:27:33 PM  
1 vote:

megarian: He says he feels fine now.

What? He did.

He's going to go for a walk.
2013-08-21 09:26:54 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-21 09:08:02 PM  
1 vote:

ReapTheChaos: I do. The doctor farked up and pronounced him dead when he was actually still alive, Probably had a very faint heartbeat and shallow respiration.  It happens.

No wai it was totally jesus why dont u belief what more proof could u need?
2013-08-21 09:05:15 PM  
1 vote:
Must have been off-shore coding. Always fails.
2013-08-21 09:02:48 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-21 09:01:23 PM  
1 vote:
Miracle? No. Incompetent doctors and nurses? Probable.
2013-08-21 09:00:20 PM  
1 vote:
Good thing he wasn't an organ donor.
2013-08-21 08:57:25 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds legit
2013-08-21 08:55:03 PM  
1 vote:
"quick, kill this guy, he will make us look bad"
2013-08-21 08:52:43 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, who farted?
2013-08-21 08:52:12 PM  
1 vote:
Did he get Elvis' autograph?
2013-08-21 08:52:07 PM  
1 vote:
The only plausible answer: "That's some fine doctorin' y'all got there, Dr. Lou"
2013-08-21 08:19:58 PM  
1 vote:
It has begun.
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