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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Coming back from the dead after coding and CPR is pretty common. Doing it on your own 45 minutes after doctors actually pronounce you deceased, and nurses are just cleaning up your corpse for family's sake, is pretty farking amazing   (wfaa.com) divider line 86
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2013-08-21 08:19:58 PM
It has begun.
 
2013-08-21 08:27:08 PM
This is why I leave the coding to younger folks.
 
2013-08-21 08:49:27 PM
It is kinda interesting to hear all those angelic singing voices in your hear just fade away into the 'wah-wah-wah' sound of hitting your head way too hard.

also, don't try to stand up on a greenstick leg. trust me on this.
 
2013-08-21 08:50:06 PM
They forgot to double tap.
 
2013-08-21 08:50:51 PM
I think it's only common on TV.
 
2013-08-21 08:51:37 PM
Pretty amazing. Good for him and his family, community and all..
 
2013-08-21 08:52:07 PM
The only plausible answer: "That's some fine doctorin' y'all got there, Dr. Lou"
 
2013-08-21 08:52:12 PM
Did he get Elvis' autograph?
 
2013-08-21 08:52:43 PM
Hey, who farted?
 
2013-08-21 08:54:10 PM
So begins the zombie apocalypse. I'll be cleaning my guns.
 
2013-08-21 08:54:30 PM
"Nobody really has an explanation for it... medically, anyway,"

I do. The doctor farked up and pronounced him dead when he was actually still alive, Probably had a very faint heartbeat and shallow respiration.  It happens.
 
2013-08-21 08:55:03 PM
"quick, kill this guy, he will make us look bad"
 
2013-08-21 08:55:34 PM
Thats what they get for building the hospital on top of the old indian burial ground.
 
2013-08-21 08:57:25 PM
Sounds legit
 
2013-08-21 08:59:31 PM
Next time they need to cut his head off
 
2013-08-21 09:00:20 PM
Good thing he wasn't an organ donor.
 
2013-08-21 09:00:26 PM
I am suprised this has not showed up yet.
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2013-08-21 09:01:21 PM
He's from Ohio? If I were in his shoes, I'd rather stay dead.
 
2013-08-21 09:01:23 PM
Miracle? No. Incompetent doctors and nurses? Probable.
 
2013-08-21 09:02:48 PM
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Approves
 
2013-08-21 09:05:15 PM
Must have been off-shore coding. Always fails.
 
2013-08-21 09:06:20 PM

Creoena: Miracle? No. Incompetent doctors and nurses? Probable.


Incompetent? No. Over-worked and hurried? Probable.
 
2013-08-21 09:06:26 PM

Creoena: Miracle? No. Incompetent doctors and nurses? Probable.

QFT
 
2013-08-21 09:06:48 PM

RexTalionis: It has begun.


welp, time to get ready

/loads slugs..
 
2013-08-21 09:07:35 PM
Double-tap.
 
2013-08-21 09:07:40 PM
Get your 22's out zombies are a comming
 
2013-08-21 09:08:02 PM

ReapTheChaos: I do. The doctor farked up and pronounced him dead when he was actually still alive, Probably had a very faint heartbeat and shallow respiration.  It happens.


No wai it was totally jesus why dont u belief what more proof could u need?
 
2013-08-21 09:08:36 PM

No Time To Explain: RexTalionis: It has begun.

welp, time to get ready

/loads slugs..


*grabs lobo*
 
2013-08-21 09:08:55 PM
Holy Jesus Christ, that hot piece of man meat is a stud.  I think I believe in God now, for keeping that beauty alive.
 
2013-08-21 09:09:51 PM
Maybe in some third world country that lacks medical knowledge and technology like *click* Ohio?!
 
2013-08-21 09:13:12 PM
He says he feels fine now.

What? He did.
 
2013-08-21 09:14:09 PM

Fabric_Man: Creoena: Miracle? No. Incompetent doctors and nurses? Probable.

Incompetent? No. Over-worked and hurried? Probable.


Incompetent?  Yes.  Being overworked and hurried to the point that you suck at your job makes you incompetent.
 
2013-08-21 09:21:44 PM
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Not your fault, doc.  Happens all the time.
 
2013-08-21 09:26:54 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-21 09:27:01 PM
It's sometimes really hard to determine whether someone is alive. Old cemeteries are full of coffins with scratch marks on the inside of their lids because the body was presumed dead when they buried it.
 
2013-08-21 09:27:12 PM
Must've been one Hell of a sponge bath.

www.costumesoul.com
 
2013-08-21 09:27:33 PM

megarian: He says he feels fine now.

What? He did.


He's going to go for a walk.
 
2013-08-21 09:27:41 PM
Allah says "you're welcome".
 
2013-08-21 09:27:55 PM
While that is spiffy, the scary tag would have worked here too.
 
2013-08-21 09:28:56 PM
Odd, but not unheard of. Crappy EKG machine, and they may have had him automatically paced, and he got one more jolt. As long as he was being perfused, he was good.

Two things make the heart stop beating. Electrical and plumbing. This was obviously electrical.
 
2013-08-21 09:31:08 PM
yah I'm with reapthechaos on this one.
He was never dead.

What happens to your brain with no breathing ie oxygen after only a few minutes?

Or am I missing something?
Gawd knows I'm no doctor...
 
2013-08-21 09:32:24 PM
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oblig and hot
 
2013-08-21 09:34:52 PM

RogermcAllen: Fabric_Man: Creoena: Miracle? No. Incompetent doctors and nurses? Probable.

Incompetent? No. Over-worked and hurried? Probable.

Incompetent?  Yes.  Being overworked and hurried to the point that you suck at your job makes you incompetent.


not to monday morning quarterback, but especially when you declare a living human being to be dead, yeah.
 
2013-08-21 09:36:29 PM
I've come back from The Dead several times.  Usually with enlarged pupils.
 
2013-08-21 09:39:59 PM
Mirrors on the ceiling,The pink champagne on ice . And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device" 
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast.
They stab it with their steely knives, But they just can't kill the beast.
 
Last thing I remember, I was running for the door 

I had to find the passage back To the place I was before.
 
2013-08-21 09:44:04 PM
Jesus did it.  2 days later or something like that.
 
2013-08-21 09:44:47 PM

ReapTheChaos: "Nobody really has an explanation for it... medically, anyway,"

I do. The doctor farked up and pronounced him dead when he was actually still alive, Probably had a very faint heartbeat and shallow respiration.  It happens.


I'm sure no EKG's where used in this code...
 
2013-08-21 09:45:26 PM
This is the evil work of Satan. He was right on the precipice of plunging into freedom and instead he got brought back into Ohio. This is the saddest thing I've read today.
 
2013-08-21 09:45:37 PM

mrEdude: yah I'm with reapthechaos on this one.
He was never dead.

What happens to your brain with no breathing ie oxygen after only a few minutes?

Or am I missing something?
Gawd knows I'm no doctor...


Brain cells last 4-6 minutes without oxygen. Muscle lasts a bit longer when it comes to oxygen. Once heart muscle is dead, that's it.

There's one blood vessel that feeds the heat they call the widowmaker, because if you aren't in a hospital when that sucker gets clogged, you are farked.
 
2013-08-21 09:46:12 PM

100 Watt Walrus:


I love this graph.
 
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