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(Daily Mail)   Study concludes men and women notice each others' eyes first. Who commissioned the study? Why, Murine eye drops ... why do you ask?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 55
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2013-08-21 05:39:13 PM  
This study was completely debunked by a subsequent study commissioned by Victoria's Secret.
 
2013-08-21 08:24:08 PM  
Depends on which way she's facing...
 
2013-08-21 09:19:12 PM  
I notice a woman's eyes first. But that's defensive on my part - Really dark brown eyes freak me out. It's because I feel if I can't make out the iris, I don't know what's going on.
 
2013-08-21 09:49:39 PM  
Just more typical Murine corps recruitment propaganda.
 
2013-08-21 10:14:06 PM  

Joelogon: Just more typical Murine corps recruitment propaganda.


Murine Core
 
2013-08-21 10:17:11 PM  
Wrong pair.
 
2013-08-21 10:18:32 PM  
uncivilpeasants.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-21 10:19:33 PM  
I always look at her eyes first.  If they're on my junk then it's going to be sexy time tonight!
 
2013-08-21 10:20:19 PM  

69gnarkill69: [uncivilpeasants.files.wordpress.com image 500x721]


thread over, you win
ok, we ALL win.
 
2013-08-21 10:24:29 PM  
Sources say the lines in these kind of scientific studies are blurry, needing the closest oversight possible to stay focused. But, as long as one side doesn't veer too far off, officials say they've got the results in their sights..

//astigmatism?
 
2013-08-21 10:26:04 PM  

Just_a_Bear: 69gnarkill69: [uncivilpeasants.files.wordpress.com image 500x721]

thread over, you win
ok, we ALL win.


Those tits are bigger than her head.  I've well versed in big titties.  My ex wife, most of my previous girlfriends and my wife have had big tits.  When they're bigger than her head, they are too big.  Until that point...

BOOBS
 
2013-08-21 10:29:04 PM  
Women notice the shoes first.
 
2013-08-21 10:31:00 PM  
I tried to get in here quick to get the Boobies, but someone else beat me to the Boobies.

What did you notice first about my post?
 
2013-08-21 10:32:07 PM  

simplicimus: I notice a woman's eyes first. But that's defensive on my part - Really dark brown eyes freak me out. It's because I feel if I can't make out the iris, I don't know what's going on.


I have to admit, black eyes on white people sort of freak me out a bit. It's fairly rare, not many white people have a black iris. It doesn't bother me on people who typically have black eyes--Asians, blacks, etc.

I think it comes from my high school years. There was a family of really popular kids who were sort of a dynasty in my school; there were four kids from this one family who passed through high school over a five year period and they were all top athletes, homecoming king and queen, honor students, and so on.

But every one of those kids had black eyes and they all reminded me of sharks eyes--cold and lifeless. I always secretely suspected they were killer cyborgs from the future.
 
2013-08-21 10:37:23 PM  
If you are trying to interact with someone it is important that they be looking at you and the best way to determine that is to look at their eyes.

Dogs also think looking at  humans' eyes to see what they are looking is important and humans will likewise look at a dog's eyes.

Also some people think they can feel others looking at them even from behind which is validated by them turning around and finding people looking at them because they felt the turner was going to look at them.

Yes, the first thing humans often do is look at eyes.
 
2013-08-21 10:39:41 PM  

TastyEloi: simplicimus: I notice a woman's eyes first. But that's defensive on my part - Really dark brown eyes freak me out. It's because I feel if I can't make out the iris, I don't know what's going on.

I have to admit, black eyes on white people sort of freak me out a bit. It's fairly rare, not many white people have a black iris. It doesn't bother me on people who typically have black eyes--Asians, blacks, etc.

I think it comes from my high school years. There was a family of really popular kids who were sort of a dynasty in my school; there were four kids from this one family who passed through high school over a five year period and they were all top athletes, homecoming king and queen, honor students, and so on.

But every one of those kids had black eyes and they all reminded me of sharks eyes--cold and lifeless. I always secretely suspected they were killer cyborgs from the future.


My wife, in my profile, has black eyes and she does not look strange.
 
2013-08-21 10:40:31 PM  
Here's looking at your eyes, kid.

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2013-08-21 10:47:17 PM  
The first thing men notice on a woman is eyes. Okay. How did they determine it was a woman?
 
2013-08-21 10:48:37 PM  
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2013-08-21 10:49:16 PM  
I always notice a woman's eyes first. Then, when I see she's not looking, I check out her rack.
 
2013-08-21 10:49:28 PM  

theflatline: TastyEloi: simplicimus: I notice a woman's eyes first. But that's defensive on my part - Really dark brown eyes freak me out. It's because I feel if I can't make out the iris, I don't know what's going on.

I have to admit, black eyes on white people sort of freak me out a bit. It's fairly rare, not many white people have a black iris. It doesn't bother me on people who typically have black eyes--Asians, blacks, etc.

I think it comes from my high school years. There was a family of really popular kids who were sort of a dynasty in my school; there were four kids from this one family who passed through high school over a five year period and they were all top athletes, homecoming king and queen, honor students, and so on.

But every one of those kids had black eyes and they all reminded me of sharks eyes--cold and lifeless. I always secretely suspected they were killer cyborgs from the future.

My wife, in my profile, has black eyes and she does not look strange.


Your wife is very pretty and I'm sure very nice. Can you read her irises?
 
2013-08-21 10:50:24 PM  
Murine also makes ear drops. I bought eye and ear drops over the weekend. In a dimly lit kitchen, both bottles were on a countertop, with the eye drops fairly well hidden, and with the Murine brand ear drops front and center. So, being familiar with Murine EYE drops, yes, I picked up the Murine ear drop bottle and dolloped a couple of ear drops into my left eye. I then went "AAHHHHHHHH!" and darted over to the sink for a lengthy eye-rinsing session, then found my eye drops and proceeded to:  eyedrops -- take two.  Farked up looking left eye went on for the rest of that night, with crusty left eye upon wakeup.  No permanent damage though, luckily. My girlfriend was not sympathetic, and just said "eye see."
 
2013-08-21 10:50:25 PM  
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2013-08-21 10:54:26 PM  

TinyFist: I always notice a woman's eyes first. Then, when I see she's not looking, I check out her rack.


I find it's easier to tell the broad you're going to look at her rack to get it out of your system.  Then you can resume not being a neanderthal thinking with only your dick.  Only those that want to be offended are offended.  The others laugh at your honesty.  Some will even help by either pulling their shirt down or checking your package.
 
2013-08-21 10:58:00 PM  

theflatline: TastyEloi: simplicimus: I notice a woman's eyes first. But that's defensive on my part - Really dark brown eyes freak me out. It's because I feel if I can't make out the iris, I don't know what's going on.

I have to admit, black eyes on white people sort of freak me out a bit. It's fairly rare, not many white people have a black iris. It doesn't bother me on people who typically have black eyes--Asians, blacks, etc.

I think it comes from my high school years. There was a family of really popular kids who were sort of a dynasty in my school; there were four kids from this one family who passed through high school over a five year period and they were all top athletes, homecoming king and queen, honor students, and so on.

But every one of those kids had black eyes and they all reminded me of sharks eyes--cold and lifeless. I always secretely suspected they were killer cyborgs from the future.

My wife, in my profile, has black eyes and she does not look strange.



Your wife is very pretty and has a really nice smile. I didn't mean any offense, really.

I think my negative association with black eyes really does come from that family of kids from my high school days.They were all extremely popular and many of the teachers constantly held them up as paragons of virtue (which they definitely were not).

It might also come from the fact that everyone in my own family has blue eyes and I sometimes find very dark eyes disconcerting, I think because it's sometimes difficult for me to pick up on emotional cues from people whose eyes aren't light colored.often feels like I'm talking to someone who's wearing sunglasses.
 
2013-08-21 11:00:44 PM  
Yeah, I'm calling bullshiat on this "study". I've been married for 14 years and have 5 kids. I have no idea what color my wife's eyes are. I am pretty confident that she HAS eyes. I think. She has great boobs though. I'm very confident of that fact.
 
2013-08-21 11:04:42 PM  
Nipples are the eyes of the chest.
 
2013-08-21 11:06:58 PM  

djZorbof: Nipples are the eyes of the chest.


Well they can provide significant feedback.
 
2013-08-21 11:08:16 PM  

simplicimus: I notice a woman's eyes first. But that's defensive on my part - Really dark brown eyes freak me out. It's because I feel if I can't make out the iris, I don't know what's going on.


This, I need to be able to distinguish the pupil from the iris.
 
2013-08-21 11:11:16 PM  
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2013-08-21 11:11:24 PM  

simplicimus: I notice a woman's eyes first. But that's defensive on my part - Really dark brown eyes freak me out. It's because I feel if I can't make out the iris, I don't know what's going on.


That's racist

theflatline: TastyEloi: simplicimus: snip..

My wife, in my profile, has black eyes and she does not look strange.


Did you tell her twice?

I notice people's eyes too, nothing sexier that a girl with pretty eyes, except maybe a pretty smile
 
2013-08-21 11:17:50 PM  

there their theyre: simplicimus: I notice a woman's eyes first. But that's defensive on my part - Really dark brown eyes freak me out. It's because I feel if I can't make out the iris, I don't know what's going on.

That's racist


No, doesn't depend on race. Could be any race, there are variations of brown eyes. But it was better said by

Oldiron_79: This, I need to be able to distinguish the pupil from the iris.

 
2013-08-21 11:26:25 PM  

there their theyre: simplicimus: I notice a woman's eyes first. But that's defensive on my part - Really dark brown eyes freak me out. It's because I feel if I can't make out the iris, I don't know what's going on.

That's racist

theflatline: TastyEloi: simplicimus: snip..

My wife, in my profile, has black eyes and she does not look strange.

Did you tell her twice?

I notice people's eyes too, nothing sexier that a girl with pretty eyes, except maybe a pretty smile


hahaha, that is a great joke, and there is a similar one in spanish.

my wife was offered to be the face of a specialty company in colombia, and she said to me"the only person I want looking at me is you."
 
2013-08-21 11:40:38 PM  
Total bullshiat.  No way, no how.  The first thing I look at is either legs, ass or tits, usually in that order.

As for women, I admit most seem to like flirty glances and such.  Some are more direct though.  There is one broad at my work who does the same thing every time we pass in the hall.  She looks at my face, smiles and says Hi, then lowers her gaze and stares directly at my dick as she continues past.  In 46 years of living I have never had seen another woman do that.  I feel like I am nothing but a sex object to her.  Its horrible.

Just kidding. Actually it gives me a bit of an ego boost every time I see her.  I don't get why some chicks get so cranky when a member of the opposite sex oogles them.  Its a nice compliment.
 
2013-08-21 11:43:47 PM  
Those windows.....I notice them !
 
2013-08-21 11:52:35 PM  

Ima4nic8or: Total bullshiat.  No way, no how.  The first thing I look at is either legs, ass or tits, usually in that order.

As for women, I admit most seem to like flirty glances and such.  Some are more direct though.  There is one broad at my work who does the same thing every time we pass in the hall.  She looks at my face, smiles and says Hi, then lowers her gaze and stares directly at my dick as she continues past.  In 46 years of living I have never had seen another woman do that.  I feel like I am nothing but a sex object to her.  Its horrible.

Just kidding. Actually it gives me a bit of an ego boost every time I see her.  I don't get why some chicks get so cranky when a member of the opposite sex oogles them.  Its a nice compliment.


I normally look at the secondary sex characteristics but when I met my wife she was working as a pastry chef in a Swiss place in Colombia(the country) and she was dressed like the Swiss miss.  No makeup, hair in a bun, but had really kind eyes.

When I asked her out, we agreed to meet, and i thought i was stood up, because she had on street clothes, her hair down, and a dress, did not recognize her at all.
 
2013-08-21 11:55:04 PM  

Ima4nic8or: Total bullshiat.  No way, no how.  The first thing I look at is either legs, ass or tits, usually in that order.

As for women, ...


That was a strange transition.
 
2013-08-22 12:02:08 AM  
I go for the eyes. My peripheral vision is just fine so I don't have to focus somewhere else. A hard look and a smile gets the other looks. But then I saw you coming two blocks alway.
 
2013-08-22 12:06:52 AM  

Ima4nic8or: Total bullshiat.  No way, no how.  The first thing I look at is either legs, ass or tits, usually in that order.

As for women, I admit most seem to like flirty glances and such.  Some are more direct though.  There is one broad at my work who does the same thing every time we pass in the hall.  She looks at my face, smiles and says Hi, then lowers her gaze and stares directly at my dick as she continues past.  In 46 years of living I have never had seen another woman do that.  I feel like I am nothing but a sex object to her.  Its horrible.

Just kidding. Actually it gives me a bit of an ego boost every time I see her.  I don't get why some chicks get so cranky when a member of the opposite sex oogles them.  Its a nice compliment.


I think your zipper is open.
 
2013-08-22 12:09:41 AM  

W.C.fields forever: Ima4nic8or: Total bullshiat.  No way, no how.  The first thing I look at is either legs, ass or tits, usually in that order.

As for women, I admit most seem to like flirty glances and such.  Some are more direct though.  There is one broad at my work who does the same thing every time we pass in the hall.  She looks at my face, smiles and says Hi, then lowers her gaze and stares directly at my dick as she continues past.  In 46 years of living I have never had seen another woman do that.  I feel like I am nothing but a sex object to her.  Its horrible.

Just kidding. Actually it gives me a bit of an ego boost every time I see her.  I don't get why some chicks get so cranky when a member of the opposite sex oogles them.  Its a nice compliment.

I think your zipper is open.


Dear Penthouse.
 
2013-08-22 12:13:56 AM  
I notice the hair first on a man, but that may be because my ex-husband was going bald at age 23-dislike body hair when it's not maintained...eyes second and then arms/shoulders.

/chick with grey eyes
//SO has lovely green/brown eyes the color of moss in the winter, but since he's colorblind he has no idea what he's got
 
2013-08-22 12:19:42 AM  

Ima4nic8or: Total bullshiat.  No way, no how.  The first thing I look at is either legs, ass or tits, usually in that order.

As for women, I admit most seem to like flirty glances and such.  Some are more direct though.  There is one broad at my work who does the same thing every time we pass in the hall.  She looks at my face, smiles and says Hi, then lowers her gaze and stares directly at my dick as she continues past.  In 46 years of living I have never had seen another woman do that.  I feel like I am nothing but a sex object to her.  Its horrible.

Just kidding. Actually it gives me a bit of an ego boost every time I see her.  I don't get why some chicks get so cranky when a member of the opposite sex oogles them.  Its a nice compliment.



Seriously? The face is always the first thing I notice. Nothing gets me more than a pretty face. Or just a really friendly, pleasant face. I certainly notice the body, but if the face doesn't capture my attention, it's all over.

I thought only teenage boys focused exclusively on the body and ignored the face.
 
2013-08-22 01:08:49 AM  
How Men notice Women:1) blah2) blah3) Boobs4) blah5) weight (depends)6) Legs7) blah8) ass9) blah10) blahNotice Daily Fail shows Eyes as #1 but a photo of boobs? Exactly.Boobs, Ass, Legs, Weight (not in any order) the rest is considered extra like how well she cooks in the kitchen, we care less about other stuff like hair or smile.
 
2013-08-22 04:15:46 AM  

Fafai: Women notice the shoes first.


My dick is up here.
 
2013-08-22 04:55:05 AM  

TinyFist: I always notice a woman's eyes first. Then, when I see she's not looking, I check out her rack.


this. obviously. duh.
 
2013-08-22 06:10:11 AM  
My wife has the bluest Arian eyes. German heredity.
Have to watch her hands though, they want to always take over the world.
 
2013-08-22 06:27:59 AM  
I notice the overall face first, eyes included. Like it or not, the face is what you'll be spending the most time looking at over the years so it better be pleasurable.
 
2013-08-22 06:41:44 AM  
FTFA: 70 per cent of men say a woman's eyes are the first thing they notice about her

Found the problem. You're trusting to self reporting.

Also, daily mail.
 
2013-08-22 07:09:11 AM  

specialkae: I notice the hair first on a man


So, what, I'm invisible?
 
2013-08-22 07:42:04 AM  
Lol.

I will say this;  If the eyes are great I can't STOP looking, no matter what the body is.   We've got this girl down at the Winn Dixie who's maybe all of 96 pounds and she's got a bit of a good sized nose but its narrow.  From the front she could be McCayla's sister except she's got better eyes.

We got to talking as I was emptying the cart and I looked at em and had to say "gimme a moment to get past those..."  Confusion then blushing on her face.
They're why her fiance' couldn't stop talking to her too.    The brain behind them is also very tempting.

You come for the booty/boobs but the eyes will be there for a lifetime and your soul knows it.
 
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