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(Metro)   "Building evacuated after burlesque dancer sets off fire alarm with burning nipple tassels." THAT'S HOT (slightly not safe for work)   (metro.co.uk) divider line 29
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2013-08-21 05:40:18 PM
Betcha can't heat just one.
 
2013-08-21 08:28:59 PM
Oh Great, she's White.
 
2013-08-21 08:30:59 PM
Don't wear tassels. Problem solved.

Used to see topless fire dancers in clubs quite often.
 
2013-08-21 08:33:09 PM
And by Burlesque well yeah whatever but there was pulled taffy and perhaps bull walruses involved. just so ya know
 
2013-08-21 08:33:21 PM
Is "burlesque" code for "too ugly to be a stripper" the way "pinup" = "shiatty Bettie Page haircut?"
 
2013-08-21 08:33:45 PM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-21 08:37:45 PM
"Marginally" submitter?
 
2013-08-21 08:40:51 PM

fusillade762: Don't wear tassels. Problem solved.

Used to see topless fire dancers in clubs quite often.


I saw one just get up and quit right in the middle of being on stage. Someone (I think he was a manager) was yelling at her because she was taking too long getting a tip. She yelled back and just walked off stage.
 
2013-08-21 08:44:10 PM
Video was kinda hot. I honestly got tired of seeing her repeatably swallow fire. Ok, yea you can do that, now get on with the show.
 
2013-08-21 08:44:34 PM
Marginally shameless publicity plug.

Shame on you mods.
 
2013-08-21 08:45:04 PM
I like these kinds of dancers, World Famous B.O.B. easily my favorite.www.burlesquestars.net
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2013-08-21 08:50:15 PM
Raunchy? Hell no that's ART!
 
2013-08-21 08:51:28 PM

MindStalker: Video was kinda hot. I honestly got tired of seeing her repeatably swallow fire. Ok, yea you can do that, now get on with the show.


My thoughts, too. I really liked the act, except too much repetition with the fire eating.
 
2013-08-21 08:55:36 PM
FTFV (last 5 secs) "Smells like baked nipples up here!"

I lol'd.
 
2013-08-21 08:57:58 PM
I need a suitcase full of X before Angela Merkel appears tasty.
 
2013-08-21 08:58:13 PM
That's hot.
 
2013-08-21 09:00:03 PM
Lady Gaga: "Pffft. Amateur"

excusememe.com
 
2013-08-21 09:04:17 PM
I didn't know they had those shows at Low Spirits. But then living 35 miles away I don't get there too often.
 
2013-08-21 09:08:36 PM
is she a member of the itty bitty titty committee?
 
2013-08-21 10:03:06 PM
Why do we need thirty jokes in the opening couple of paragraphs? There was a fire. Make a stupid f*cking headline joke and give us the story you failed comedian AND journalist.
 
2013-08-21 10:04:46 PM

hundreddollarman: Is "burlesque" code for "too ugly to be a stripper" the way "pinup" = "shiatty Bettie Page haircut?"


judging from the evidence presented-yes.
 
2013-08-21 10:49:51 PM
Burning Nipple Tassels is the name of my Bauhaus cover band.
 
2013-08-21 11:12:43 PM

95BV5: Burning Nipple Tassels is the name of my Bauhaus cover band.


Bela Lugosi's dead.  In case you hadn't heard.  FYI.
 
2013-08-21 11:35:26 PM
I saw the headline and thought "Pretty Things Peep Show"? Wouldn't you know it, there was Go Go Amy's flaming tassels right in the first line.  Usually they save that bit for the end or near to it.  If you ever get a chance to see them, go for it.  Donny Vomit is everything a sideshow barker should be, Miss Heather Holiday is a damn amazing sword swallower (saw her take in a glowing glass fluorescent tube) and Go Go Amy is mighty fine in the ways of classic Burlesque.
 
2013-08-22 12:21:51 AM
Fire's in clubs scare the crap out of me ever since I spent a late night Wikipedia'ing fire disasters... just don't do it...
 
2013-08-22 12:49:00 AM
♫  We didn't start the fire... ♫
 
Ni
2013-08-22 01:46:15 AM
See? This is what happens when female burlesque dancers decide they're "liberated".
 
2013-08-22 02:16:40 AM
That's why they called her Blaze.
 
2013-08-22 09:58:55 AM
Its an occupational hazard. Cant swing a feathered boa around a group of dancers without hitting someone with a flaming pastie story.

/wish I was kidding
//look up the 'boylesque' dancer Tigger for some hilarity
 
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