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2013-08-21 04:58:57 PM
boy, you'd think that you'd drool a lot.
 
2013-08-21 05:34:58 PM
Mouth corners.  Mouth corners.  Mouth corners.

If you say it enough, it starts to lose its meaning.

Mouth corners mouth corners mouth corners mouth corners.
Mouthcorners, mouthcorners, mouthcornersmouthcornersmouthcorners

Soon it starts to sound like you have a speech impediment.

Mouse corneas, mouse corneas, mouse corneas.
 
2013-08-21 05:38:19 PM
Don't do this. No, really.
 
2013-08-21 05:39:27 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Seems relevant.
 
2013-08-21 05:44:45 PM
Why so kill it with fire?
 
2013-08-21 06:25:49 PM
It should be named "The Joker".

/the jokes on them
 
2013-08-21 07:13:21 PM
Great for attending funerals.
 
2013-08-21 07:32:53 PM
So now their mouths look like their vaginas.

/No, it's not really sideways.
//I don't know how that rumor ever got started. Weird.
 
2013-08-21 08:06:08 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-08-21 09:05:52 PM
dyingscene.com
 
2013-08-21 09:12:59 PM
That is creepy as fark.  It's like a hairlip, but on the corners.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-08-21 09:14:39 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-21 09:15:18 PM
I like have a natural frown if I'm like doing a fake camera pose type smile, I look like the "good" cat.
 
2013-08-21 09:15:53 PM
She looks like :3 IRL.
 
2013-08-21 09:17:57 PM
"Wanna know how I got these scars?"
 
2013-08-21 09:18:31 PM
Gangnam style?
 
2013-08-21 09:18:57 PM
At least she hasn't permanently lowered her career capabilities with something as stupid as a facial tattoo.
 
2013-08-21 09:20:19 PM
People are so goddamn stupid.
 
2013-08-21 09:20:36 PM
i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-21 09:20:44 PM
This is almost as crazy as the popularity that eye widening surgery has with Asians.
 
2013-08-21 09:21:50 PM
But does it enhance BJs?
 
2013-08-21 09:25:06 PM
Interesting.  I keep hearing that practicing smiling will make you happier.  Wonder if this would do the same thing.
 
2013-08-21 09:27:42 PM
my stepmother woulda signed me up for this,

she used to scream at me to smile.

Yeah, that's a great way to do it.
 
2013-08-21 09:29:02 PM

ongbok: This is almost as crazy as the popularity that eye widening surgery has with Asians.


They are a couple of steps beyond that now, with eye cheesening.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-21 09:31:21 PM
Most women who get facial plastic surgery were attractive already and looked better before.

I on the other hand would benefit most from an "Unknown Comic" mask.

So Farkettes, if you want to look better stand next to me and gain by comparison. As long as you're buying my drinks I won't care who you leave with; after enough drinks I won't even remember you.
 
2013-08-21 09:31:38 PM

abhorrent1: But does it enhance BJs?


It's probably like getting a beej from octomoms vagina.
 
2013-08-21 09:37:55 PM
Aw but hell naw.
 
2013-08-21 09:40:24 PM

Snarfangel: ongbok: This is almost as crazy as the popularity that eye widening surgery has with Asians.

They are a couple of steps beyond that now, with eye cheesening.
[i.imgur.com image 640x853]


I don't know about the eye cheesening. It seems to me if you have a girl who had her eyes cheesened, all you need now is a box of Ritz crackers and you're in for a good time.
 
2013-08-21 09:40:37 PM
Bruce Jenner looks like an upper-middle class lady. Not woman, broad or biatch: LADY. College educated, probably centrist Democrat (is happy for Obama), Episcopalian (for tradition's sake), about 60. The type who was a coke whore in the mid-late '70s but was scared straight by her second divorce.
 
2013-08-21 09:42:39 PM
You'd think someone so proud of their new mouth would want to be recognized.  Buyers remorse perhaps?
 
2013-08-21 09:43:54 PM
Skip ahead to about 4:10 or so and skip a lot of unnecessary explanation.

/mouth corners
 
2013-08-21 09:45:11 PM
uh-oh. looks like SOMEONE'S been using brand ECKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...
With Joker brand labioplasty, I get a grin, a-gin' and a-gin'.
 
2013-08-21 09:45:38 PM

sharphead: You'd think someone so proud of their new mouth would want to be recognized.  Buyers remorse perhaps?


If she had buyer's remorse she wouldn't be smiling like that, now would she?
 
2013-08-21 09:45:50 PM
Any time I hear of a business called "A One" I think they're probably not the best at what they do.
 
2013-08-21 09:48:10 PM
She's just trying to be this:

=3
 
2013-08-21 09:57:42 PM
At the end of TFA there's a bit about another popular surgery in Worst Korea for jaw pointy-ing, but it has a 52% failure rate which leads to numbness and difficulty chewing and swallowing.  Boggles my mind that people would still have it with those odds.
 
2013-08-21 10:06:43 PM

Lochsteppe: At the end of TFA there's a bit about another popular surgery in Worst Korea for jaw pointy-ing, but it has a 52% failure rate which leads to numbness and difficulty chewing and swallowing.  Boggles my mind that people would still have it with those odds.


Why am I thinking that may not be exactly elective surgery?
 
2013-08-21 10:08:49 PM

timujin: Any time I hear of a business called "A One" I think they're probably not the best at what they do.


No, you have to go to THE One for the best.

img90.imageshack.us
 
2013-08-21 10:09:40 PM

FloydA: Soon it starts to sound like you have a speech impediment.


So much this.  Try to listen to that whole horror show and not have "mouth corners" jarring your various cortices.
 
2013-08-21 10:10:07 PM

Lochsteppe: At the end of TFA there's a bit about another popular surgery in Worst Korea for jaw pointy-ing, but it has a 52% failure rate which leads to numbness and difficulty chewing and swallowing.  Boggles my mind that people would still have it with those odds.


Maybe because they can't get a visa to a better facility? The best plastic surgeons typically hang out in Western countries, and there may be more "bests" in South America than in the US or Europe.
 
2013-08-21 10:12:37 PM

PainfulItching: Lochsteppe: At the end of TFA there's a bit about another popular surgery in Worst Korea for jaw pointy-ing, but it has a 52% failure rate which leads to numbness and difficulty chewing and swallowing.  Boggles my mind that people would still have it with those odds.

Why am I thinking that may not be exactly elective surgery?


They probably practice on cadavers and prisoners. Even American doctors practice on cadavers periodically in their career, but it seems the NK surgeons are not getting proper training if they are cutting nerves and connective tissue at that rate.
 
2013-08-21 10:21:26 PM

timujin: Any time I hear of a business called "A One" I think they're probably not the best at what they do.


They would one of the first advertisements in the "yellow pages" under that particular service. Part of something called a "phone book". Not a potty training book. Advertising is everything.

/except the yellow part
 
2013-08-21 10:34:18 PM

djkutch: timujin: Any time I hear of a business called "A One" I think they're probably not the best at what they do.

They would one of the first advertisements in the "yellow pages" under that particular service. Part of something called a "phone book". Not a potty training book. Advertising is everything.

/except the yellow part


That's why they used to have long distance landline companies named "It Doesn't Matter" and "Whatever" who charged stupid amounts for people who set up phone service, and said "Whatever" when asked what service they wanted to use. When AT&T didn't own almost everything landbased for one brief moment.

/glad the web is putting the rogue yellowbooks of the world out of business
//don't even use the "official" one
 
2013-08-21 10:42:29 PM

BumpInTheNight: At least she hasn't permanently lowered her career capabilities with something as stupid as a facial tattoo.


www.celebcosmeticsurgery.com
 
2013-08-21 10:42:52 PM
I see a positive effect

Now that she has little slits in the corner, she gobble the knob without out having to breath through her nose, because the slits are like little vents.
 
2013-08-21 10:45:39 PM

cretinbob: BumpInTheNight: At least she hasn't permanently lowered her career capabilities with something as stupid as a facial tattoo.

[www.celebcosmeticsurgery.com image 300x350]


'shop job, but I had to look twice and think... How the hell did they get a wheel bearing in there?
 
2013-08-21 11:01:34 PM

theflatline: I see a positive effect

Now that she has little slits in the corner, she gobble the knob without out having to breath through her nose, because the slits are like little vents.


Loss of suction. There are always tradeoffs.
 
2013-08-21 11:03:05 PM
filmdope.com
 
2013-08-21 11:19:24 PM
On the bright side, they never have to listen to some motherfarker telling them to smile.

/hate that so farking much
//guys who feel the need to say that to women should be farked with Lucille
 
2013-08-21 11:25:09 PM
The picture looks ridiculous but in the video the subtle changes are pretty good.
 
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