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(Click2Houston)   First rule in burglary. Make sure the getaway car has gas in it   (click2houston.com) divider line 33
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2150 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Aug 2013 at 6:03 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-21 04:40:42 PM
They were burgling for gas money?
 
2013-08-21 04:46:06 PM
I always thought the first rule of burglary was that you don't talk about burglary.
 
2013-08-21 04:46:19 PM
Getaway car snafu trifecta in play.

/next up, flat tires
 
2013-08-21 04:48:54 PM
www.glidemagazine.com

"do i stutter?"
 
2013-08-21 06:06:35 PM
I hate these eco cars and their farked up energy meters.
 
2013-08-21 06:15:53 PM
People who commit burglaries tend to be the type to not keep their fuel tank at a comfortable level. Forward thinking is not their forte.
 
2013-08-21 06:16:02 PM
Trick or gas.
 
2013-08-21 06:18:44 PM
Veterans not rookies...
 
2013-08-21 06:19:35 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-21 06:25:45 PM
wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-21 06:26:57 PM
Why the long faces guys? Uh ?
No,,, seriously Why?
 
2013-08-21 06:28:24 PM
The first rule is don't leave prints. The second is wear a mask. The third is don't draw attention...anyway, gas in the car is down the list a ways
 
2013-08-21 06:28:42 PM
Another white/black crime team.  Nice thing to see, cooperation between the races.
 
2013-08-21 06:40:40 PM
What?

If you need a getaway car, you are already doing it wrong.
 
2013-08-21 06:43:03 PM

Banned on the Run: Getaway car snafu trifecta in play.

/next up, flat tires


My money's on the getaway vehicle getting booted and/or towed.
 
2013-08-21 06:43:58 PM
Were they commiting burglary or selling encyclopaedias?
 
2013-08-21 06:46:20 PM
images4.static-bluray.com
 
2013-08-21 06:48:18 PM
Yardwork at 3:AM is suspicious?
 
2013-08-21 06:49:36 PM
You had ONE job.
 
2013-08-21 07:03:19 PM
Kid Charlemagne?
 
2013-08-21 07:51:17 PM

Anayalator: [images4.static-bluray.com image 728x409]


Next time leave the car running, genius!
 
2013-08-21 08:09:14 PM
Sadly, there's no "Yakety Sax"-enhanced vid of this entire caper.
 
2013-08-21 08:34:44 PM

Great Justice: What?

If you need a getaway car, you are already doing it wrong.


Where do you put the loot?
 
2013-08-21 08:42:36 PM

FlashHarry: [www.glidemagazine.com image 344x344]

"do i stutter?"


I think the people down the hall know who you are.
 
2013-08-21 08:45:43 PM
You need to make sure it doesn't have a flat tire.

Guarunteed obscure
 
2013-08-21 08:49:23 PM
Well, got my vote for dumb criminal of the week.
 
2013-08-21 09:00:20 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: Great Justice: What?

If you need a getaway car, you are already doing it wrong.

Where do you put the loot?


You shouldn't be burgling anything you can't fit in your pocket or backpack.

What you want is jewelry, watches, passports, guns (usually not long guns, unless that's your target) and small electronics like laptops ipods and ipads.  You need to be able to get in and out in around two minutes.  Five minutes is too long; you want to be long gone in case someone saw the man with the mask through a window or something.  You can't be quick if you are trying to rip off the giant flatscreen.

/not that I know anything about it...
//this post is for entertainment purposes only, and you shouldn't steal stuff.
 
2013-08-22 07:19:23 AM
They had no Monet to buy DeGass to make the Van Gogh
 
2013-08-22 12:21:10 PM
"...is there gas in the cah....

"...yes, there's gas in CAH....

"...I think the PEEEple down the hall know who you AH...."
 
2013-08-22 12:22:06 PM

Elmo Jones: Kid Charlemagne?


Came to say this, btw.

Then added my own...
 
2013-08-22 02:41:01 PM
Ok, thanks to  I'm on the Brute Squad above, i'll go with this
Clean this mess up else we'll all end up in jail
Those test tubes and the scale
Just get them all out of here
Is there gas in the car
Yes, there's gas in the car
I think the people down the hall
Know who you are
Careful what you carry
'Cause the man is wise
You are still an outlaw in their eyes
 
2013-08-22 03:01:26 PM
You are obsolete
look at all the white men on the street
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipDESRkJPng
 
2013-08-23 03:24:58 AM

I'm on the Brute Squad: "...is there gas in the cah....

"...yes, there's gas in CAH....

"...I think the PEEEple down the hall know who you AH...."


Funny, I never noticed the accent.
/fires up VLC
//generates the el Supremo
 
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