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(Portland Mercury)   Clint "Deuce" Dempsey's new MLS team bogs down Twitter with #MyDeuceFace contest. Instead of pooh-pooing it as a crappy idea, rival team's fanbase dumps a load of its own entries. Shiat   (blogtown.portlandmercury.com) divider line 28
    More: Silly, MyDeuceFace, Major League Soccer, Deuce Face, Seattle Sounders, Real Salt Lake, usmnt, Sounders FC  
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2013-08-21 04:38:41 PM  
 
2013-08-21 04:42:42 PM  
Athletes and hashtags don't always get along.

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2013-08-21 04:47:33 PM  

Kuta: HE'S WORTH A DEUCE!


CSB/threadjack: Watched that as a little kid in the 70's and became the prototypical preteen KISS fan for a while.  Mom put an end to my fandom after I spit red food coloring onto the carpet imitating Gene Simmons.  Being a kid in the 70's was cool.
desmond.yfrog.com
/Go Timbers against RSL tonight
 
2013-08-21 04:48:46 PM  

Kuta: Baby if you're feeling good
Baby if you're feeling nice
You know your man is working hard...
HE'S WORTH A DEUCE!


Remember when they were awesome?
 
2013-08-21 05:05:34 PM  
Between this and the number of fans who showed up for the Make A Wish event, Portland has to have the best MLS fans.
 
2013-08-21 05:18:51 PM  

Doogled: Between this and the number of fans who showed up for the Make A Wish event, Portland has to have the best MLS fans.


I tralved up there with ~100 other folks from Kansas City for a match last year and they were awesome hosts, great people all around.
 
2013-08-21 05:37:48 PM  
You know it's 2013 when football fans from rival clubs get in twitter fights, unlike the good ol days when they actually got in, you know, fights.  Don't know if this is a good or bad thing...
 
2013-08-21 05:38:47 PM  

error 303: Doogled: Between this and the number of fans who showed up for the Make A Wish event, Portland has to have the best MLS fans.

I tralved up there with ~100 other folks from Kansas City for a match last year and they were awesome hosts, great people all around.


I've heard that it's somewhat of a toss-up between KC and Portland for the more supportive MLS fans.

Of course, the Comets had the best soccer fans of all time.  Of. All. Time.

/old
 
2013-08-21 05:47:27 PM  

Argyle82: You know it's 2013 when football fans from rival clubs get in twitter fights, unlike the good ol days when they actually got in, you know, fights.  Don't know if this is a good or bad thing...


The 1906 LOLtras from San Jose appear to pine for those days.  It hasn't worked out so well for them...I believe they're under a travel ban from their front office (and the league?) after an incident in Portland.

Can't wait for tonight's POR - RSL clash.  I'm expecting one of the best games of the year.

RCTID
 
2013-08-21 05:56:02 PM  

PullItOut: Argyle82: You know it's 2013 when football fans from rival clubs get in twitter fights, unlike the good ol days when they actually got in, you know, fights.  Don't know if this is a good or bad thing...

The 1906 LOLtras from San Jose appear to pine for those days.  It hasn't worked out so well for them...I believe they're under a travel ban from their front office (and the league?) after an incident in Portland.

Can't wait for tonight's POR - RSL clash.  I'm expecting one of the best games of the year.

RCTID


Did they ban everyone else from coming to their games at the high school stadium they play at too?  That's what it looks like on TV.
 
2013-08-21 05:57:09 PM  

caddisfly: Kuta: HE'S WORTH A DEUCE!

CSB/threadjack: Watched that as a little kid in the 70's and became the prototypical preteen KISS fan for a while.  Mom put an end to my fandom after I spit red food coloring onto the carpet imitating Gene Simmons.  Being a kid in the 70's was cool.
[desmond.yfrog.com image 480x357]
/Go Timbers against RSL tonight


Awesome!

CSB: I was never as huge a KISS fan as my younger brother (born 1973). We had fun head banging to the video to Deuce on MTV in the early 80s.  My brother was such a fan, he added a KISS twist to his wedding reception.Instead of the typical boring "chime your silverware against aglass to have the bride and groom kiss", they ALSO required that the chimer shout (it... shout it... shout it...) out loud the lyrics to a KISS song. I knew a lot more Kiss than most of the folks, so after all the easy to remember songs were used, I broke out the chorus to Deuce!
 
2013-08-21 06:10:26 PM  

Kuta: My brother was such a fan, he added a KISS twist to his wedding reception.Instead of the typical boring "chime your silverware against aglass to have the bride and groom kiss", they ALSO required that the chimer shout (it... shout it... shout it...) out loud the lyrics to a KISS song. I knew a lot more Kiss than most of the folks, so after all the easy to remember songs were used, I broke out the chorus to Deuce!


That's pretty cool.  I'd have gone with "lick it up" personally.
 
2013-08-21 07:28:32 PM  
melwil.net

Baby if you're feeling good
Baby if you're feeling nice
You know your man is working hard...
HE'S WORTH A DOUCHE!
 
2013-08-21 08:57:10 PM  

Doogled: Between this and the number of fans who showed up for the Make A Wish event, Portland has to have the best MLS fans.


The Portland fans are the only fans in the MLS I don't respect. They pull BS like chanting team BS over the National Anthem when they come to Seattle. Really? You're such a farking bunch of tools that you disrespect the National farking anthem?

fark Portland and their shiatty fans.
 
2013-08-21 09:19:22 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Doogled: Between this and the number of fans who showed up for the Make A Wish event, Portland has to have the best MLS fans.

The Portland fans are the only fans in the MLS I don't respect. They pull BS like chanting team BS over the National Anthem when they come to Seattle. Really? You're such a farking bunch of tools that you disrespect the National farking anthem?

fark Portland and their shiatty fans.


/popcorn
//revs fan
///we suck
 
2013-08-21 09:58:06 PM  
Going to shiattle on Saturday for the game. Not on one of the buses though. Driving up from PDX. Turning it into a long wknd. PTFC!

/getting sauced in Salt Lake right now
//RSL v PTFC tonight & I'm in enemy territory
 
2013-08-21 10:06:05 PM  

studs up: my lip balm addiction: Doogled: Between this and the number of fans who showed up for the Make A Wish event, Portland has to have the best MLS fans.

The Portland fans are the only fans in the MLS I don't respect. They pull BS like chanting team BS over the National Anthem when they come to Seattle. Really? You're such a farking bunch of tools that you disrespect the National farking anthem?

fark Portland and their shiatty fans.

/popcorn
//revs fan
///we suck


It would be nice if the Krafts have a shiat but... They don't so sucks to be a Revs fan.

/sincerely, a Lions fan
 
2013-08-21 10:14:46 PM  

caddisfly: Kuta: HE'S WORTH A DEUCE!

CSB/threadjack: Watched that as a little kid in the 70's and became the prototypical preteen KISS fan for a while.  Mom put an end to my fandom after I spit red food coloring onto the carpet imitating Gene Simmons.  Being a kid in the 70's was cool.
[desmond.yfrog.com image 480x357]
/Go Timbers against RSL tonight



Also, those trips to the ER for the broken arm or split chin were covered under your health insurance and there weren't 30 illegals clogging up the lobby to get their free health care and iphones.

Thanks Obama!


j/k about everything except the broken arms and split chins.
 
2013-08-21 10:51:47 PM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: It would be nice if the Krafts have a shiat but... They don't so sucks to be a Revs fan.


I was going to talk about the pain of being a Revs fan but is anyone else watching the CONCACAF champions league right now? Montreal has been getting screwed hard all game by this ref. A bs penalty on a blatant dive, now an unwarranted red card.
 
2013-08-22 12:08:52 AM  
Sunday's game will be fun. They should have moved the game earlier so those on the east coast can enjoy it.
 
2013-08-22 12:13:54 AM  

Palmer Eldritch: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: It would be nice if the Krafts have a shiat but... They don't so sucks to be a Revs fan.

I was going to talk about the pain of being a Revs fan but is anyone else watching the CONCACAF champions league right now? Montreal has been getting screwed hard all game by this ref. A bs penalty on a blatant dive, now an unwarranted red card.


Don't have Fox Sports at home, and I have to go to work a few hours early, so I'm not hitting the footy club around the corner, otherwise, I would.
 
2013-08-22 02:21:15 AM  
Bwhahahaha.... how'd that game end tonight for ya, Timbers?? Salazar'd.....
 
2013-08-22 11:49:40 AM  

my lip balm addiction: Doogled: Between this and the number of fans who showed up for the Make A Wish event, Portland has to have the best MLS fans.

The Portland fans are the only fans in the MLS I don't respect. They pull BS like chanting team BS over the National Anthem when they come to Seattle. Really? You're such a farking bunch of tools that you disrespect the National farking anthem?

fark Portland and their shiatty fans.


eabod
at least we don't accost the other teams mascot in his home stadium

or like san jose visiting fans attacking timbers fans outside jeld-wen post game

we aren't disrespecting the national anthem dipshiat - we are disrespecting lame sounder fans & your horrible xbox green kits

/think you are just mad cause travelling timber fan can be heard in seahawk stadium over that o so lame 'seaaaaattle'....wait for it....'souuuuunders' - lulz i shouldn't expect anything complex from sounder fan though
 
2013-08-22 11:51:35 AM  

one_drummer: Bwhahahaha.... how'd that game end tonight for ya, Timbers?? Salazar'd.....


tough game - tie felt like a loss.

cannot blame the ref on this one.  we  F'd ourselves several times.

/hard to do it, but *tips hat to RSL*  well done
 
2013-08-22 12:44:29 PM  

inner ted: my lip balm addiction: Doogled: Between this and the number of fans who showed up for the Make A Wish event, Portland has to have the best MLS fans.

The Portland fans are the only fans in the MLS I don't respect. They pull BS like chanting team BS over the National Anthem when they come to Seattle. Really? You're such a farking bunch of tools that you disrespect the National farking anthem?

fark Portland and their shiatty fans.

eabod
at least we don't accost the other teams mascot in his home stadium

or like san jose visiting fans attacking timbers fans outside jeld-wen post game

we aren't disrespecting the national anthem dipshiat - we are disrespecting lame sounder fans & your horrible xbox green kits

/think you are just mad cause travelling timber fan can be heard in seahawk stadium over that o so lame 'seaaaaattle'....wait for it....'souuuuunders' - lulz i shouldn't expect anything complex from sounder fan though


If you chant over a national anthem, you're a douchebag.  End of story.
 
2013-08-22 01:03:44 PM  

LL316: inner ted: my lip balm addiction: Doogled: Between this and the number of fans who showed up for the Make A Wish event, Portland has to have the best MLS fans.

The Portland fans are the only fans in the MLS I don't respect. They pull BS like chanting team BS over the National Anthem when they come to Seattle. Really? You're such a farking bunch of tools that you disrespect the National farking anthem?

fark Portland and their shiatty fans.

eabod
at least we don't accost the other teams mascot in his home stadium

or like san jose visiting fans attacking timbers fans outside jeld-wen post game

we aren't disrespecting the national anthem dipshiat - we are disrespecting lame sounder fans & your horrible xbox green kits

/think you are just mad cause travelling timber fan can be heard in seahawk stadium over that o so lame 'seaaaaattle'....wait for it....'souuuuunders' - lulz i shouldn't expect anything complex from sounder fan though

If you chant over a national anthem, you're a douchebag.  End of story.


If a S**ttle fan calls someone a douchebag, they're really only worried about copyright infringement.
 
2013-08-22 01:54:40 PM  
This is the kind of unabashed hatred that spits in the face of reality and common sense that has been drummed out of the mainstream fan experience. I'm all for it, even if it is spewing forth from a bunch of methed-out Portscum.

/EBFG
 
2013-08-22 09:33:54 PM  

PullItOut: LL316: inner ted: my lip balm addiction: Doogled: Between this and the number of fans who showed up for the Make A Wish event, Portland has to have the best MLS fans.

The Portland fans are the only fans in the MLS I don't respect. They pull BS like chanting team BS over the National Anthem when they come to Seattle. Really? You're such a farking bunch of tools that you disrespect the National farking anthem?

fark Portland and their shiatty fans.

eabod
at least we don't accost the other teams mascot in his home stadium

or like san jose visiting fans attacking timbers fans outside jeld-wen post game

we aren't disrespecting the national anthem dipshiat - we are disrespecting lame sounder fans & your horrible xbox green kits

/think you are just mad cause travelling timber fan can be heard in seahawk stadium over that o so lame 'seaaaaattle'....wait for it....'souuuuunders' - lulz i shouldn't expect anything complex from sounder fan though

If you chant over a national anthem, you're a douchebag.  End of story.

If a S**ttle fan calls someone a douchebag, they're really only worried about copyright infringement.


LL316 is from Michigan moron. You are just so Portland ignorant that you fail reading comprehension. Take your crappy little backwoods team and backwoods town and come back when you have real fans - you know the kind who can actually fill a 67,000 seat stadium. What do you guys got? Like 20,000 fans? farking losers..
 
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