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(Slate)   Chris Mathews posts followup to hard hitting piece "adsfasdf" posted earlier today. Does anyone else smell a Pulitzer?   ( rwww.dev.slate.com) divider line
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2013-08-21 04:24:20 PM  
On second thought, dev.slate.com is a silly place.  Let's not go there.
 
2013-08-21 04:24:53 PM  
Everyone knows that hjklhklj is where the real journalism is done.
 
2013-08-21 04:26:16 PM  
Does anyone else smell a Pulitzer?

Sorry, that was me.  I had kimchi and Taco Bell last night.
 
2013-08-21 04:27:11 PM  
hjkl!!1!
 
2013-08-21 04:27:15 PM  
complete with spittle and interruptions? I cannot read the piece if I don't get interrupted with the same question I was reading about every 10 seconds.
 
2013-08-21 04:27:37 PM  
What's wrong with good old jkl;kjl;jl;?
 
2013-08-21 04:27:38 PM  
Actually, somebody needs to run with this to, I don't know, Romanesko or something with "OMG Slate is changing their layout OMG it's ugly OMG Bezos didn't buy it and it'll be terrible from now on!!!!"
 
2013-08-21 04:28:12 PM  
Slate has been hacked? Or something else going on here...
 
2013-08-21 04:28:53 PM  
bluenred.files.wordpress.com

Not obscure, just dated ...
 
2013-08-21 04:29:30 PM  

CokeBear: Slate has been hacked? Or something else going on here...


Nope, check the URL.  It's a public view to an internal sandbox.  Probably should have blocked that at the network boundary.
 
2013-08-21 04:29:30 PM  
The guy's show is getting cut back to once an evening. Cut him some slack.
 
2013-08-21 04:32:25 PM  
Every piece has to start with something. Staring at that blank piece of paper is difficult, you know.
 
2013-08-21 04:32:55 PM  
qwertyuiop

/That is all.
 
2013-08-21 04:35:08 PM  
Why not?  It's more of an accomplishment than Obama had completed before he was awarded the Nobel.
 
2013-08-21 04:35:29 PM  
No.. But I do smell Southern Comfort..............
 
2013-08-21 04:37:03 PM  
On behalf of NPR I'd like to add that %1^&6+/>>_~.
 
2013-08-21 04:37:21 PM  
This would have made more sense before Fark changed the motto to real news.
 
2013-08-21 04:38:06 PM  
So, Chris Mathews is an algorithm?


/ W h a t ?
 
2013-08-21 04:38:08 PM  
Journalism as an abstract art form. I'm sure someone will pay for it.
 
2013-08-21 04:38:21 PM  
It's the smartest thing he's ever written.
 
2013-08-21 04:41:47 PM  
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2013-08-21 04:42:33 PM  
In rebuttal:

i33.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-21 04:43:05 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: It's the smartest thing he's ever written.


Indeed, I found this less objectionable than anything I've seen from him before.
 
2013-08-21 04:43:35 PM  
For the elitists here, a riposte:

aoeuaoeu
 
2013-08-21 04:43:48 PM  

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2013-08-21 04:44:22 PM  
Hell, it won Obama a Nobel Peace Prize so why not?
 
2013-08-21 04:44:37 PM  
oh come on!!!

I just finished changing all my passwords from his last post.  WTF is with this guy?
 
2013-08-21 04:44:52 PM  
If he keeps exposing the truth like tha, someone is going to challenge him to a duel.
 
2013-08-21 04:45:04 PM  
That's some cat-like typing right there.
 
2013-08-21 04:48:19 PM  

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Negotium sufficere posse recensentur in NASDAQ vadit ventre sursum. Perit! Non est amplius extra me existant. Non, manifeste tu scis nesciunt qui loquebantur, sic fiat mihi fila vobis ego sum nolite ingredi in periculo Skyler. Sum in periculo! Ut sagittis metus aperit ostium, et arbitraris me et habet? Non ego sum ille qui pulsat!


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2013-08-21 04:49:42 PM  
One of these days he'll leave home.
 
2013-08-21 04:50:58 PM  
I read some far-left website the other day:  http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/AAAAAAAAA!
 
2013-08-21 04:54:28 PM  
He's clearly plagiarizing Fark here.

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/Link may be borked due to inordinate amount of GIF-larity
 
2013-08-21 04:55:47 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-21 04:57:01 PM  
 
2013-08-21 04:59:20 PM  

PrYgMMa: That's some cat-like typing right there.


I was about to say, I think Mittens is his ghost writer.
 
2013-08-21 05:00:31 PM  
Still not Fhqwhgads, but getting closer.
 
2013-08-21 05:04:29 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: No.. But I do smell Southern Comfort..............


I am thinking something more serious, like a stroke
 
2013-08-21 05:06:03 PM  
 knuckledraggin.com

Mathews has gone over the edge.
 
2013-08-21 05:11:38 PM  
img.fark.net

Clemkadidlefark: [bluenred.files.wordpress.com image 450x453]

Not obscure, just dated ...


Vigo Mortensen has not aged well...
 
2013-08-21 05:12:58 PM  
Somewhere, a progressive is preparing to defend that article.
 
2013-08-21 05:13:42 PM  
Oh sure it's hilarious until we find out that Chris Matthews is bound and gagged on his office floor frantically smashing his face against the keyboard. You insensitive jerks.
 
2013-08-21 05:16:31 PM  
I've always preferred lorem hipster

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2013-08-21 05:25:08 PM  

angrymonday: Somewhere, a progressive is preparing to defend that article.


...and Bill O'reilly already has his rebuttal prepared for his Talking Points segment.
 
2013-08-21 05:27:50 PM  

Abuse Liability: Oh sure it's hilarious until we find out that Chris Matthews is bound and gagged on his office floor frantically smashing his face against the keyboard. You insensitive jerks.


he is a diabetic and has been hospitalized a couple of times for it. maybe he had a seizure?
 
2013-08-21 05:28:09 PM  

Abuse Liability: Oh sure it's hilarious until we find out that Chris Matthews is bound and gagged on his office floor frantically smashing his face against the keyboard. You insensitive jerks.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2013-08-21 05:30:35 PM  
asdf or adsf? I'm so confused.
 
2013-08-21 05:49:37 PM  
rlv.zcache.co.uk
 
2013-08-21 06:06:56 PM  

Abuse Liability: Oh sure it's hilarious until we find out that Chris Matthews is bound and gagged on his office floor frantically smashing his face against the keyboard. You insensitive jerks.


No, that would still be hilarious...

//what?
 
2013-08-21 06:20:47 PM  

mediablitz: Abuse Liability: Oh sure it's hilarious until we find out that Chris Matthews is bound and gagged on his office floor frantically smashing his face against the keyboard. You insensitive jerks.

You say that like it's a bad thing.


At least he isn't suffering from the nutsack conundrum
 
2013-08-21 06:45:29 PM  
I prefer bacon ipsum:

Pork brisket cow meatloaf strip steak fatback. Rump pancetta tenderloin chuck ham salami short ribs ground round sausage. Venison pork fatback boudin, swine drumstick pork loin pork belly tenderloin. T-bone rump pork chop bresaola, fatback boudin chicken meatloaf. Tail rump pork loin salami, shank strip steak meatloaf boudin ham pork chop beef ribs chicken. Andouille cow boudin short ribs, bacon swine fatback. T-bone drumstick meatloaf strip steak, pastrami tenderloin beef.
Andouille chicken bresaola t-bone, tongue swine ball tip meatloaf tri-tip flank ham. Short loin spare ribs strip steak, tail turkey bresaola pastrami drumstick sausage rump tenderloin jowl jerky. Bresaola tongue hamburger swine flank, tri-tip shoulder. Biltong ground round strip steak brisket pork loin venison sirloin andouille corned beef meatball bresaola, chuck swine flank. Rump tail venison sirloin, ham cow sausage t-bone short loin shankle. Beef ribs turkey brisket biltong tri-tip. Biltong rump ham hock, shoulder ribeye short loin boudin sirloin sausage shankle pig meatloaf chuck short ribs fatback.
Shank bresaola fatback, cow sirloin bacon chuck tenderloin turkey venison pork loin pig sausage. Tenderloin biltong pork loin shoulder. Rump strip steak fatback beef, ground round sirloin shoulder pork belly salami ham hock turkey pork chop pig tail pastrami. Fatback ground round meatball tongue jerky shankle tenderloin. Tongue salami chuck meatball shank short ribs, brisket spare ribs sirloin tri-tip pig bacon ball tip corned beef. Fatback pancetta jerky rump andouille cow tenderloin, short loin pork loin tail swine ribeye spare ribs. Shoulder pork ball tip meatloaf boudin drumstick.
Pork chop shoulder pork loin shank cow, beef ribs shankle pancetta pork belly. Venison pork loin ham hock tongue. Short ribs jerky t-bone andouille tail pig. Chicken shoulder chuck, jerky meatball brisket andouille tri-tip flank ground round boudin tenderloin swine. Cow meatball ground round, jerky boudin ham shankle short ribs beef short loin beef ribs pork chop rump tenderloin. Pastrami andouille meatloaf beef tail sirloin. Pig ham hock jerky, meatball meatloaf cow salami fatback.
Spare ribs pork tenderloin shoulder ham hock t-bone. Swine rump sirloin turkey tenderloin salami short loin chicken, strip steak pork chop. Beef ribs ribeye drumstick, ham hock salami spare ribs pancetta meatloaf. Chuck hamburger jerky sausage, tongue beef cow ball tip strip steak swine ham hock venison shankle turkey ribeye. Pastrami meatball tenderloin, ham turkey chuck beef ribs brisket short ribs swine sirloin. Bresaola chicken pig short loin tail, strip steak jerky ham hock fatback rump. Tongue drumstick beef ribs, spare ribs ribeye tri-tip boudin pork belly andouille cow pancetta.
 
2013-08-21 06:53:08 PM  
To reiterate my assertion from the original thread:

awsum.me

PHWOAR!

/Turns out there is a tumblr dedicated to big boobs and nice abs
//Do not judge me by my GISes
 
2013-08-21 07:04:15 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I prefer bacon ipsum:

Pork brisket cow meatloaf strip steak fatback. Rump pancetta tenderloin chuck ham salami short ribs ground round sausage. Venison pork fatback boudin, swine drumstick pork loin pork belly tenderloin. T-bone rump pork chop bresaola, fatback boudin chicken meatloaf. Tail rump pork loin salami, shank strip steak meatloaf boudin ham pork chop beef ribs chicken. Andouille cow boudin short ribs, bacon swine fatback. T-bone drumstick meatloaf strip steak, pastrami tenderloin beef.
Andouille chicken bresaola t-bone, tongue swine ball tip meatloaf tri-tip flank ham. Short loin spare ribs strip steak, tail turkey bresaola pastrami drumstick sausage rump tenderloin jowl jerky. Bresaola tongue hamburger swine flank, tri-tip shoulder. Biltong ground round strip steak brisket pork loin venison sirloin andouille corned beef meatball bresaola, chuck swine flank. Rump tail venison sirloin, ham cow sausage t-bone short loin shankle. Beef ribs turkey brisket biltong tri-tip. Biltong rump ham hock, shoulder ribeye short loin boudin sirloin sausage shankle pig meatloaf chuck short ribs fatback.
Shank bresaola fatback, cow sirloin bacon chuck tenderloin turkey venison pork loin pig sausage. Tenderloin biltong pork loin shoulder. Rump strip steak fatback beef, ground round sirloin shoulder pork belly salami ham hock turkey pork chop pig tail pastrami. Fatback ground round meatball tongue jerky shankle tenderloin. Tongue salami chuck meatball shank short ribs, brisket spare ribs sirloin tri-tip pig bacon ball tip corned beef. Fatback pancetta jerky rump andouille cow tenderloin, short loin pork loin tail swine ribeye spare ribs. Shoulder pork ball tip meatloaf boudin drumstick.
Pork chop shoulder pork loin shank cow, beef ribs shankle pancetta pork belly. Venison pork loin ham hock tongue. Short ribs jerky t-bone andouille tail pig. Chicken shoulder chuck, jerky meatball brisket andouille tri-tip flank ground round boudin tenderloin swine. Cow meatball ground round, jerky boudin ham shankle short ribs beef short loin beef ribs pork chop rump tenderloin. Pastrami andouille meatloaf beef tail sirloin. Pig ham hock jerky, meatball meatloaf cow salami fatback.
Spare ribs pork tenderloin shoulder ham hock t-bone. Swine rump sirloin turkey tenderloin salami short loin chicken, strip steak pork chop. Beef ribs ribeye drumstick, ham hock salami spare ribs pancetta meatloaf. Chuck hamburger jerky sausage, tongue beef cow ball tip strip steak swine ham hock venison shankle turkey ribeye. Pastrami meatball tenderloin, ham turkey chuck beef ribs brisket short ribs swine sirloin. Bresaola chicken pig short loin tail, strip steak jerky ham hock fatback rump. Tongue drumstick beef ribs, spare ribs ribeye tri-tip boudin pork belly andouille cow pancetta.


You said spare ribs twice.

/you like spare ribs
 
2013-08-21 07:12:28 PM  

CokeBear: Slate has been hacked? Or something else going on here...


It's not hacked, just fbxrd.
 
2013-08-21 10:08:50 PM  

FrancoFile: On second thought, dev.slate.com is a silly place.  Let's not go there.


nice.
 
2013-08-22 04:32:02 AM  
Fasdfafa.
 
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