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(WLWT)   Man struck by lightning on Creation Museum zip line. Where is your God now?   (wlwt.com) divider line 68
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2013-08-21 04:09:03 PM  
Working in mysterious ways?
 
2013-08-21 04:14:37 PM  
...and God said, "Dammit, missed again"
 
2013-08-21 04:17:27 PM  

Amos Quito: Working in mysterious ways?


When god saves you from the tornado, it's divine intervention; when he trashes your house and everything you love, it's mysterious ways. Is it rational? No. But neither is believing in a merciful but vengeful and spiteful sky friend.
 
2013-08-21 04:21:15 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Amos Quito: Working in mysterious ways?

When god saves you from the tornado, it's divine intervention; when he trashes your house and everything you love, it's mysterious ways. Is it rational? No. But neither is believing in a merciful but vengeful and spiteful sky friend.


Well... I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors.. but..
 
2013-08-21 04:25:06 PM  
You see the zip line represents evolution and was therefore blasphemous.
 
2013-08-21 04:33:34 PM  
The zip line attraction opened this spring to help the religion-themed museum attract a wider audience.

LOL. Pretty soon they're going to be putting evolution exhibits just to drum up controversy.
 
2013-08-21 04:39:53 PM  
Zip line.  Zap line.  It's an easy mistake.
 
2013-08-21 04:57:15 PM  

Shadow Blasko: ecmoRandomNumbers: Amos Quito: Working in mysterious ways?

When god saves you from the tornado, it's divine intervention; when he trashes your house and everything you love, it's mysterious ways. Is it rational? No. But neither is believing in a merciful but vengeful and spiteful sky friend.

Well... I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors.. but..


that asshole has a sick sense of humor
 
2013-08-21 05:10:54 PM  
"If creationism isn't the holy truth may God strike me down..."
 
2013-08-21 05:19:58 PM  
This proves the existence of Zeus.

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Now, if he had been struck by a bolt of foreskins....
 
2013-08-21 05:24:55 PM  
Just popped over from the Satan thread. This God guy sounds like an asshole.
 
2013-08-21 05:26:22 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: This proves the existence of Zeus.

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Now, if he had been struck by a bolt of foreskins....


According to wikipedia a bolt is like 40 to 100 yards long...that's a lot of foreskins!
 
2013-08-21 05:27:13 PM  
Praise Thor!
 
2013-08-21 05:27:41 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Lionel Mandrake: This proves the existence of Zeus.

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Now, if he had been struck by a bolt of foreskins....

According to wikipedia a bolt is like 40 to 100 yards long...that's a lot of foreskins!


If you rub it beforehand, it doesn't take nearly as much.
 
2013-08-21 05:28:27 PM  
Obviously the guy was a gay, why else would the almighty strike at such a pure place?
 
2013-08-21 05:29:10 PM  


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2013-08-21 05:30:09 PM  
Again?

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2013-08-21 05:31:38 PM  
Slagnasty: Obviously the guy was a gay, had a gay thought why else would the almighty strike at such a pure place?

FTFY

/Remember fundies believe being gay is a choice.
 
2013-08-21 05:32:51 PM  

johnnieconnie: ...and God said, "Dammit, missed again"


He should really get some bifocals.
 
2013-08-21 05:35:53 PM  
Checkmate creationist.
 
2013-08-21 05:41:36 PM  
Really Farkers? No Praise Land posts? I am disappoint-a-lee-dood-a-lee
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2013-08-21 05:41:52 PM  
He blasts a creationist and you still won't give him props. Tough crowd.
 
2013-08-21 05:46:06 PM  
I meant Control-S (SMITE MIGHTILY) and used Alt-S (SMITE LIGHTLY) by excuse. And then there's that stupid Win key right between 'em. I use UNIX for kid's sake. When Bill gates gets up here, I'm gonna Nerd him up big time. A God Wedgie, biatches. And that's just for starters. Ever get a swirley with your head stuck in an F-5 tornado?

Why can't they bury someone with a Sun keyboard?
 
2013-08-21 05:46:13 PM  
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2013-08-21 05:49:00 PM  
Guess who's getting a call from their insurance agent real soon .  Guess who's not going to have a zipline real soon.
 
2013-08-21 05:49:33 PM  
The guy was obviously a sinner and deserved it.
 
2013-08-21 05:51:31 PM  

johnnieconnie: ...and God said, "Dammit, missed again"


I'm gobsmacked that I can't find a copy of that Gary Larson (?) 'tune. Oh well, there's always this one...

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2013-08-21 06:02:50 PM  
Hmm, looks like we're pretty close to that point. Now I have a sad.
 
2013-08-21 06:04:54 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Amos Quito: Working in mysterious ways?

When god saves you from the tornado, it's divine intervention; when he trashes your house and everything you love, it's mysterious ways. Is it rational? No. But neither is believing in a merciful but vengeful and spiteful sky friend.


It's a test of faith. Read the book of Job. It explains all you need to know about God.
 
2013-08-21 06:13:39 PM  

big pig peaches: ecmoRandomNumbers: Amos Quito: Working in mysterious ways?

When god saves you from the tornado, it's divine intervention; when he trashes your house and everything you love, it's mysterious ways. Is it rational? No. But neither is believing in a merciful but vengeful and spiteful sky friend.

It's a test of faith. Read the book of Job. It explains all you need to know about God.


He's a dick?
 
2013-08-21 06:15:27 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: big pig peaches: ecmoRandomNumbers: Amos Quito: Working in mysterious ways?

When god saves you from the tornado, it's divine intervention; when he trashes your house and everything you love, it's mysterious ways. Is it rational? No. But neither is believing in a merciful but vengeful and spiteful sky friend.

It's a test of faith. Read the book of Job. It explains all you need to know about God.

He's a dick?


Ding ding ding.
 
2013-08-21 06:22:55 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: big pig peaches: ecmoRandomNumbers: Amos Quito: Working in mysterious ways?

When god saves you from the tornado, it's divine intervention; when he trashes your house and everything you love, it's mysterious ways. Is it rational? No. But neither is believing in a merciful but vengeful and spiteful sky friend.

It's a test of faith. Read the book of Job. It explains all you need to know about God.

He's a dick?


He also likes taking bets with Satan.
 
2013-08-21 06:24:20 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Lionel Mandrake: This proves the existence of Zeus.

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Now, if he had been struck by a bolt of foreskins....

According to wikipedia a bolt is like 40 to 100 yards long...that's a lot of foreskins!


Meh.
Maybe to you...
 
2013-08-21 06:30:01 PM  

Tom_Slick: You see the zip line represents evolution and was therefore blasphemous.


no seriously... just what the hell does a zip-line have to do with 'biblical truth' and creationism?

/ is it their version of the 'jump to conclusions' mat?
 
2013-08-21 06:30:57 PM  
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2013-08-21 06:40:21 PM  
Lightning was always a big problem to churches.

Before Darwin discovered electricity ....... when thunderstorms brewed, churches rang their bells to tell God that it was His Holy Place. But God (the all-knowing) didn't notice, and he sent his thunderbolts which hit the steeple, raced down the wet bell-ropes, and electrocuted the bell-ringers.

Then scienticians suggested lightning rods conducted the electric current safely to ground. Traditionalists resisted, but eventually got sick of having to rebuild.

First contest: Science 1, Religion 0
 
2013-08-21 06:53:39 PM  
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2013-08-21 06:59:32 PM  

scottydoesntknow: The zip line attraction opened this spring to help the religion-themed museum attract a wider audience.

LOL. Pretty soon they're going to be putting evolution exhibits just to drum up controversy.


I was just there with my dad a few weeks ago. They actually get around the "animals fitting on the ark" problem by explaining that Noah only had to bring two of each "kind" of animal, and one of the examples given is that Noah only had to bring one pair of wolves. Wolves, dogs, coyotes, foxes (yeah, foxes), jackals, etc. are all the same "kind", and after the flood subsided, the wolves reproduced and their offspring dogs, coyotes, foxes, jackals, etc. over time.

I almost blew up in the museum. THAT'S EVOLUTION, YOU DUMBASSES! (Except the foxes, who were just kinda thrown in there like they belonged when they don't really.)
 
2013-08-21 07:04:03 PM  
God told me he hates creationists.

Which is why he made them all fat and stupid.
 
2013-08-21 07:04:06 PM  

big pig peaches: ecmoRandomNumbers: Amos Quito: Working in mysterious ways?

When god saves you from the tornado, it's divine intervention; when he trashes your house and everything you love, it's mysterious ways. Is it rational? No. But neither is believing in a merciful but vengeful and spiteful sky friend.

It's a test of faith. Read the book of Job. It explains all you need to know about God.


So when you're dead, does that mean you flunked the test or aced it?
 
2013-08-21 07:09:56 PM  
This doesn't disprove the existence of God, it could just mean he has a really great sense of humor.
 
2013-08-21 07:12:46 PM  

Chinchillazilla: I almost blew up in the museum. THAT'S EVOLUTION, YOU DUMBASSES! (Except the foxes, who were just kinda thrown in there like they belonged when they don't really.)


OK - think about this.  You're in the goddamned Christian Anti-Science Museum-Like Installation, and the one thing that sets you off is whether foxes "belong" with the other Canidae?  (Hint:  They're all Canidae, what do you think?)

Wow.  Just... wow.
 
2013-08-21 07:13:28 PM  

PhilGed: This doesn't disprove the existence of God, it could just mean he has a really great sense of humor.


Or he could just be a real prick.
 
2013-08-21 07:20:03 PM  
Jehova saves local man from Jupiter attack.
 
2013-08-21 07:23:43 PM  

Zeno-25: Lionel Mandrake: big pig peaches: ecmoRandomNumbers: Amos Quito: Working in mysterious ways?
When god saves you from the tornado, it's divine intervention; when he trashes your house and everything you love, it's mysterious ways. Is it rational? No. But neither is believing in a merciful but vengeful and spiteful sky friend.
It's a test of faith. Read the book of Job. It explains all you need to know about God.
He's a dick?
He also likes taking bets with Satan.

I thought that gambling was considered evil by most fundamentalists.  If so, then God is a sinner and therefore indistinguishable from Satan.

MrEricSir: big pig peaches: ecmoRandomNumbers: Amos Quito: Working in mysterious ways?
When god saves you from the tornado, it's divine intervention; when he trashes your house and everything you love, it's mysterious ways. Is it rational? No. But neither is believing in a merciful but vengeful and spiteful sky friend.
It's a test of faith. Read the book of Job. It explains all you need to know about God.
So when you're dead, does that mean you flunked the test or aced it?

Depends.  If you die as a martyr for the Christian belief, fully believing in God, then you aced the test.  If you die, and you don't believe, you fail and will burn in Hell.
But then again, Jesus said something along the lines that you shouldn't put God to the test when Satan told him that if you really are the Son of God, you can jump off the top of the Temple and not die.  So that would imply that dying for the cause to prove your faith in God is wrong.
So my previous answer might be wrong.  Or right.  Or I should stop interpreting the Bible literally.  Or something like that.
 
2013-08-21 07:23:50 PM  
SCIENCE!
 
2013-08-21 07:25:57 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Chinchillazilla: I almost blew up in the museum. THAT'S EVOLUTION, YOU DUMBASSES! (Except the foxes, who were just kinda thrown in there like they belonged when they don't really.)

OK - think about this.  You're in the goddamned Christian Anti-Science Museum-Like Installation, and the one thing that sets you off is whether foxes "belong" with the other Canidae?  (Hint:  They're all Canidae, what do you think?)

Wow.  Just... wow.


My point is you're not going to get a fox from a wolf. And definitely not within a couple thousand years. Too distant.

And that's not what "set me off", it was the whole concept of them embracing evolution under a different name while decrying evolution. At least be internally consistent.
 
2013-08-21 07:28:12 PM  

Chinchillazilla: And that's not what "set me off", it was the whole concept of them embracing evolution under a different name while decrying evolution. At least be internally consistent.

They're very consistent at not making any logical sense.
 
2013-08-21 07:31:17 PM  
See, this IS a miracle, if you're a religious type. The problem is, you don't get to pick & choose the miracles you get. Like in the Iliad, when Agamemnon or whoever promised Zeus the first person who greeted him as a sacrifice for a fair wind, and then his daughter came running out to meet him--well, this is like that. These fools opened their zip line to attract more people to their "Creation Museum" and almost the first thing that happens is a bolt from above striking one of the attendees? CLEARLY this is not something the gods want them to have.

So, they can obey they omen and shut it down; or ignore the miracle till they get one that is more in line with the kind they think "their" god would send them. But to me, the gods have spoken. They're not supposed to have one of these things.
 
2013-08-21 07:54:20 PM  
 
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