UberDave: jasonvatch: Thank you, Satan.Gecko Gingrich: Praise be to Satan!I was going to go with "Hail Satan" but those will do nicely./Do wish we had more pubs as opposed to beer joints...
meat0918: If you're Catholic, that's not wine, it's the actual factual literal blood of Jesus. That's why there's no problemI went through Communion and everything in 3rd grade or something, and somehow didn't learn what the transubstantiation was until I was 22.
Brick-House: ...subby's mom.
UHC2005: So my choice is liquor or these jackholes?Pass the Jaegermeister and Hail Satan.
Oldiron_79: Uranus Is Huge!: I'm pretty sure Satan was in my underpants this morning when I woke up.Did you exorcise the demon from your underpants?
ArcadianRefugee: Canton: Meanwhile, you just know Satan did the graphic design on these signs.[i43.tinypic.com image 640x360]I mean, four clashing typefaces on a single document? Come on, that's just evil.No, you wanna know evil? True evil?The DMV.Now, you might well say, "Oh, I already know the DMV is evil," but you do not truly grasp the depths of their evil.About a month ago, I was at the DMV here in Roanoke (Va.) and noticed this:[farm8.staticflickr.com image 383x640]That blur is an overhead fan. That mesh grate behind it is the screen protecting a speaker for the music being piped in.You'll notice that the fan's blades "cover" the speaker, so that the net effect is audio with a constant, annoying pulsing.And every single speaker was this way, mounted behind a fan's whirling blades.Now that is evil.
Canton: Meanwhile, you just know Satan did the graphic design on these signs.[i43.tinypic.com image 640x360]I mean, four clashing typefaces on a single document? Come on, that's just evil.
impaler: I'm beginning to think this Satan guy is getting a bad rap.
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