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(WMCTV)   "Satan couldn't be everywhere, so he created liquor stores, nightclubs and beer joints"   (wmctv.com) divider line 33
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2013-08-21 05:19:06 PM  
5 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
2013-08-21 02:56:02 PM  
4 votes:
He also built my hotrod.
2013-08-21 05:07:58 PM  
3 votes:
He is a busy guy
assets.sbnation.com
2013-08-21 05:00:04 PM  
3 votes:

UberDave: jasonvatch: Thank you, Satan.

Gecko Gingrich: Praise be to Satan!

I was going to go with "Hail Satan" but those will do nicely.

/Do wish we had more pubs as opposed to beer joints...


So will this:
kimkiminy.com
2013-08-21 04:55:03 PM  
3 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
"I hate it when those nitwits confuse me with Satan."

On another note, it's pretty difficult to find an image of Bacchus that doesn't have naked chicks or Bacchus dick. God of Tits and Wine indeed.
2013-08-21 04:50:22 PM  
3 votes:
 Wanted for questioning:


wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com
2013-08-21 02:44:22 PM  
3 votes:
Thank you, Satan.
2013-08-21 10:21:51 PM  
2 votes:
www.conservativecommune.com
2013-08-21 06:56:38 PM  
2 votes:

meat0918: If you're Catholic, that's not wine, it's the actual factual literal blood of Jesus.  That's why there's no problem

I went through Communion and everything in 3rd grade or something, and somehow didn't learn what the transubstantiation was until I was 22.


When I was Catholic, that was something I could never quite wrap my head around.

Religion teacher: "And now it's the body and blood of Christ."
Me: "So it symbolizes the body and blood of Christ?"
Teacher: "No, it is the body and blood of Christ."
Me: "So we pretend it really is the body and blood of Christ."
Teacher: "No, we don't pretend."
Me: "I'm confused."
2013-08-21 05:09:29 PM  
2 votes:

Brick-House: ...subby's mom.


sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-08-21 02:58:26 PM  
2 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
2013-08-22 10:41:32 AM  
1 votes:
Sometimes Satan creates all three in the same building.
i43.tinypic.com
2013-08-22 03:10:01 AM  
1 votes:

UHC2005: So my choice is liquor or these jackholes?

Pass the Jaegermeister and Hail Satan.


media.portland.indymedia.org
2013-08-21 11:53:33 PM  
1 votes:
Of course satan cant be everywhere.. hes way too busy buying fossils to trick people....

And satan totally created yeast that turns sugar into alcohol... oh wait that was god.. shiat....
2013-08-21 07:58:25 PM  
1 votes:
Out of my fear of Satan, I stay away from liquor stores and bars.

I keep safe in gay bath houses.
2013-08-21 06:21:36 PM  
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: Uranus Is Huge!: I'm pretty sure Satan was in my underpants this morning when I woke up.

Did you exorcise the demon from your underpants?


I was not hasty in the 'laying on of hands' nor the 'anointing with oil.' Although I hesitate to claim any purity from the ritual.
2013-08-21 06:14:32 PM  
1 votes:
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas.
2013-08-21 06:11:19 PM  
1 votes:
Uranus Is Huge!: I'm pretty sure Satan was in my underpants this morning when I woke up.

Did you exorcise the demon from your underpants?
2013-08-21 05:54:26 PM  
1 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: Canton: Meanwhile, you just know Satan did the graphic design on these signs.

[i43.tinypic.com image 640x360]

I mean, four clashing typefaces on a single document? Come on, that's just evil.

No, you wanna know evil? True evil?

The DMV.

Now, you might well say, "Oh, I already know the DMV is evil," but you do not truly grasp the depths of their evil.

About a month ago, I was at the DMV here in Roanoke (Va.) and noticed this:

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 383x640]

That blur is an overhead fan. That mesh grate behind it is the screen protecting a speaker for the music being piped in.

You'll notice that the fan's blades "cover" the speaker, so that the net effect is audio with a constant, annoying pulsing.

And every single speaker was this way, mounted behind a fan's whirling blades.
Now that is evil.


Wow. That is truly evil. Tinny, pulsating elevator music. Clashing typefaces.

No wonder we drink...
2013-08-21 05:49:02 PM  
1 votes:
Residents were shocked by the phrases including "Satan Couldn't Be Everywhere" and "Boozers are Losers."

3.bp.blogspot.com

...and they'll steal the TV
2013-08-21 05:40:02 PM  
1 votes:

Canton: Meanwhile, you just know Satan did the graphic design on these signs.

[i43.tinypic.com image 640x360]

I mean, four clashing typefaces on a single document? Come on, that's just evil.


No, you wanna know evil? True evil?

The DMV.

Now, you might well say, "Oh, I already know the DMV is evil," but you do not truly grasp the depths of their evil.

About a month ago, I was at the DMV here in Roanoke (Va.) and noticed this:

farm8.staticflickr.com

That blur is an overhead fan. That mesh grate behind it is the screen protecting a speaker for the music being piped in.

You'll notice that the fan's blades "cover" the speaker, so that the net effect is audio with a constant, annoying pulsing.

And every single speaker was this way, mounted behind a fan's whirling blades.
Now that is evil.
2013-08-21 05:11:13 PM  
1 votes:
A wise man once wrote:

i43.tinypic.com

Meanwhile, you just know Satan did the graphic design on these signs.

i43.tinypic.com

I mean, four clashing typefaces on a single document? Come on, that's just evil.
2013-08-21 05:08:18 PM  
1 votes:
knuckledraggin.com

Agrees.
2013-08-21 05:07:32 PM  
1 votes:
"Satan couldn't be everywhere, so he created liquor stores, nightclubs and beer joints"

Satan: Everywhere you want him to be! More locations to serve you!
2013-08-21 05:06:34 PM  
1 votes:
2013-08-21 05:03:08 PM  
1 votes:
...subby's mom.
2013-08-21 05:00:06 PM  
1 votes:
Remember when Jesus drank wine at the last supper with all his friends (and at least one frenemy) and encouraging this followers to do the same in his name for all time. Good times, good times.
2013-08-21 04:55:16 PM  
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2013-08-21 04:47:32 PM  
1 votes:

impaler: I'm beginning to think this Satan guy is getting a bad rap.


I'm tending to agree here
2013-08-21 04:46:57 PM  
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-08-21 03:31:02 PM  
1 votes:
I just read the article, and you know what?  I think I learned something today...
2013-08-21 02:58:44 PM  
1 votes:
Thank God!
2013-08-21 02:50:33 PM  
1 votes:
Praise be to Satan!
 
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