jasonvatch: Thank you, Satan.
Gecko Gingrich: Praise be to Satan!
dickfreckle: He also built my hotrod.
meat0918: Last I knew Satan was playing hockey back in Slovakia.
impaler: I'm beginning to think this Satan guy is getting a bad rap.
LeroyBourne: Beer joint? Who says that? It's a brew pub.
talkertopc: If Satan is responsible for all that then the least he could do is pay a round once in a while.
FunkOut: "I hate it when those nitwits confuse me with Satan."On another note, it's pretty difficult to find an image of Bacchus that doesn't have naked chicks or Bacchus dick. God of Tits and Wine indeed.
Matthew Keene: I thank Satan every day for gay porn as I spill my seed on the rug under the computer desk.
UberDave: jasonvatch: Thank you, Satan.Gecko Gingrich: Praise be to Satan!I was going to go with "Hail Satan" but those will do nicely./Do wish we had more pubs as opposed to beer joints...
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