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(Opposing Views)   In his latest effort to reduce the wow-factor associated with having a "Dr." in front of one's name, Dr. Phil asks: Is it cool to have sex with a drunk chick?   (opposingviews.com) divider line 31
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4763 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Aug 2013 at 5:34 PM (34 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-21 04:43:09 PM
7 votes:
Most women are quite clear they find it necessary to knock back a few prior to have sex with me.
2013-08-22 12:41:24 AM
5 votes:
lolsheaven.com
2013-08-21 05:56:50 PM
5 votes:
But how can a mortal man resist the heightened magnetism of a drunken strumpet?

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(p.s.  tonight where all meeting at The Drunk Strumpet)
2013-08-21 08:15:08 PM
3 votes:

Bou: You wake up. You remember drinking heavily in the club last night, but after that, a blank. Next to you is another person who you don't recognise. It's clear you have had sex. When you sit up, the other person wakes and says "Oh god, my head, Who are you?". This person is clearly surprised but not angry, in fact seems just embarrassed.  You are in a relationship and your partner is likely to find out. Who got raped last night?


Colonel Mustard was raped in the conservatory with the candlestick.
2013-08-21 05:47:22 PM
3 votes:
Dr. Phil raped Glenn Beck in 1990.
2013-08-21 04:11:29 PM
3 votes:
In other news, 40% of the population of Wisconsin to be charged with rape tomorrow.
2013-08-21 05:38:05 PM
2 votes:
Methinks she protesteth too much.
2013-08-21 05:07:09 PM
2 votes:

Lando Lincoln: Theaetetus: Who's said this?

Give them a few minutes. They'll be here.


Have to wait to sign in on an alt? I understand.

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feminspire.com
2013-08-22 01:03:38 PM
1 votes:
"... on the Fields of Trenzalore, at the fall of the Eleventh, when no creature can speak falsely or fail to answer, a question will be asked - a question that must never be answered...."

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2013-08-21 11:44:35 PM
1 votes:
The more important question is:  If a woman is in on acid and claims that she is a cat and you boink her, are you guilty of beastiality.
2013-08-21 11:11:30 PM
1 votes:
I'm a woman, I've done this and I call it "dumb drunk sex," i.e.,  regrettable, but hardly rape. It made for good times in my 20's, but beyond that it gets rather sad & pathetic for both partners, I believe. If you're in your 40's and beyond and drunken, mutual date rape is the best you both can do...well...it says something about one's ability to initiate and/or maintain any sort of real intimacy.

I wouldn't get the law involved in my dumb drunk sex, as in, "Officer, he made no attempt to give me an orgasm, none whatsover, and didn't even make me breakfast. Therefore, I was raped," because I have a wonderful emotion called "SHAME" instilled in me by my considerate elders.

If both partners are drunk, it's a mutual stupidity/lust thing. As a first-date thing, it doesn't bode well for any long-term relationship unless one or both partners hate themselves completely/have zero standards, or both are habitual drunks who use this as their usual mating ritual. Then, you know, have at it. Have little fetal alcohol syndrome drunken babies while you're at it, too.

If only one partner is inebriated, then, yeah, it's definitely rape because the sober person is taking advantage of the situation as consent was not given. But I don't believe this is dependent upon gender. It could be the female taking advantage of a drunk guy, too, as unlikely as that seems. Or in gay and lesbian relations, the same gender, of course.

So says I...
2013-08-21 09:21:41 PM
1 votes:

Fafai: J. Frank Parnell: penthesilea: Don't be that guy.
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I'd err on the side of caution on this issue.  If in doubt, get their phone number and call 'em when they're sober.

Ongoing consent now? Should we have a lawyer present to ask each minute?

That poster is amazing. It ups the ante with the "ongoing" consent yet mitigates this by showing that men can be victims too, which is really just lip service since the aggressor/victim dynamic is still clearly painted as masculine/feminine. So yes. Every single time. One way only.


Just took a second look and now I actually think the pink shirted guy is the aggressor. Crafty, cutting the image off at the shoulders and not showing the alpha male aggressor's popped collar.
2013-08-21 09:09:31 PM
1 votes:
Zul the Magnificent: Some of us don't have any other choice.

This is my experience. I suppose it's just the way things are in my part of the south. You always offer to bone them, err, make love to them every time, otherwise it's insulting to them. They can turn you down, but you gotta offer.

Take a girl out night clubbing and then you don't offer to have sex with her? That would be downright insulting to her.
Yeah, if she's sloppy drunk, passed out or throwing up don't do it. Otherwise you have to do your manly duty, or else she'll get her feelings hurt and wonder what she did wrong that you didn't offer.
And have you ever heard the expression "hell has no fury like a woman scorned"?
If she decides that you didn't offer because she wasn't good enough, you have made an enemy by being a gentleman.
Yeah, it's a minefield out there. So you might as well go for it every time.
Bou
2013-08-21 08:54:47 PM
1 votes:
Please don't tell me that if you present a gender-neutral scenario relating to this question, the only answers from Fark are jokes. We are better than this.
2013-08-21 08:23:05 PM
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Bou: You wake up. You remember drinking heavily in the club last night, but after that, a blank. Next to you is another person who you don't recognise. It's clear you have had sex. When you sit up, the other person wakes and says "Oh god, my head, Who are you?". This person is clearly surprised but not angry, in fact seems just embarrassed.  You are in a relationship and your partner is likely to find out. Who got raped last night?

The butler!

/It's always the butler


I know, it sucks when my butler gets raped.  He is all crying and walking funny when he is making my pancakes in the morning and I have to remind him to not get tears in my syrup.

/I got to get a new maid, she gets to drinking and won't leave him alone.
2013-08-21 08:09:18 PM
1 votes:
If having sex with an intoxicated woman is rape, I've done a fair bit of raping in my time. Most of them seemed to enjoy it, and none of them complained.

/rape
2013-08-21 08:07:32 PM
1 votes:

Bou: You wake up. You remember drinking heavily in the club last night, but after that, a blank. Next to you is another person who you don't recognise. It's clear you have had sex. When you sit up, the other person wakes and says "Oh god, my head, Who are you?". This person is clearly surprised but not angry, in fact seems just embarrassed.  You are in a relationship and your partner is likely to find out. Who got raped last night?


The butler!

/It's always the butler
2013-08-21 07:55:09 PM
1 votes:
One hundred and forty characters is not enough to ask or answer a subtle and highly volatile thought: film at 11.
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2013-08-21 07:42:56 PM
1 votes:

Tigger: Bou: Can anyone think of an activity other than sex where you are not held responsible for your actions because you are drunk? Throw up in a taxi? Your fault. Drive? Your fault. Text your mum saying you always hated her? Your fault. Rob a liquor store? Your fault. If someone has sex with you when you are passed out from alcohol, it's rape, the same as if you were roofied or smacked on the head with a bat. If you have sex with someone who you would never have shagged if you had been sober, then your judgement was impaired because YOU impaired it!  Accept the consequences and drink less next time.

Exactly. If you're drunk and you are murdered it's always the murderers fault. It's bullshiat.


Because all sex for women is exactly like being murdered ??  Have the feminists now ramped up their all sex is rape to all sex is murder now ? I did not get the memo .

Equality - Unless we get our feeling hurt, then you are a rapist
2013-08-21 06:22:58 PM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: Yep. That's also why it's scumbags who keep attempting to blur this line in an attempt to excuse rape.


Maybe I'm going crazy.  Maybe I'm going crazy. That man is not your man.  But you're a good girl.   I know you want it.  I know you want it, but you're a good girl.  You're far from plastic.  Let's talk about gettin' blasted.  What rhymes with hug me?
2013-08-21 06:11:38 PM
1 votes:

Warlordtrooper: When was the last time a woman was charged with rape for having sex with a drunk guy.... let alone convicted.


by that definition, i think my wife raped me the other day.

she did things, bro.  she did things.  i don't want to talk about it......she did things.  bad things.
2013-08-21 06:08:33 PM
1 votes:
How else am I going to convince her to let me stick it in her pooper?
2013-08-21 06:06:49 PM
1 votes:
Imagine if the question had used the word "boy" instead of "girl."

Why is it that we refer to adult women as girls, but the word boy always refers to a child?

I guess we say guys, which goes with girls, when referring to adults.

Boys and girls=children

Guys and girls=adults

Guys and dolls=Fabulous!

Did I get it right?
2013-08-21 06:05:54 PM
1 votes:
Lady, I mean, if you get drunk, oohkaaaaay, and you go to his apartment, right, and you give it up, ok, every which way, on your knees, on your back, the, how do i say this delicately for the viewers at home, ok, the "other" way, i mean, lady, you're more mixed up than a chinese fire drill at the old folks home, ok?  You're like, the bum steer chasin' hisself a gelded mule at the county fair, i mean, lady, do you even get what I'm saying?  I mean, i can put lipstick on a pig but that don't mean nothin' if the cat won't play the fiddle?  You're playin' mumbly-peg and I'm playin' chess, ok?  I mean, do you get what I'm gettin' at?
2013-08-21 05:42:44 PM
1 votes:
If I was the one buying you drinks all night, then yes.
2013-08-21 05:40:08 PM
1 votes:
Some of us don't have any other choice.
2013-08-21 05:12:14 PM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: I'm sure there was that one girl who told you that, we don't know her, she's from Canada.


Brazil, actually.
2013-08-21 05:10:16 PM
1 votes:

Lando Lincoln: Theaetetus: Have to wait to sign in on an alt? I understand.

Oh, come on now. You really think that nobody thinks this other than me?


I'm sure there was that one girl who told you that, we don't know her, she's from Canada.
2013-08-21 05:02:15 PM
1 votes:
The work "drunk" means different things to different people, so you have a meaningful discussion you have to define what level of "drunk chick" we're talking about.

Level 1 -- sings to Kelly Clarkson
Level 2  -- "Woohoo!  Vegas!!"
Level 3 -- makes out, sortof, with girlfriend
Level 4 -- "Has anyone seen my phone?"
Level 5 -- "Hold my hair."
Level 6 -- Zzzzzzzzz

The answers to Dr Phil's question are yes, yes, yes, maybe, no, and ew.
2013-08-21 04:07:44 PM
1 votes:
Everyone who's had drunken sex is either a rapist or a rape victim, depending on gender, didn't everyone learn that in freshman orientation?
2013-08-21 04:06:11 PM
1 votes:
I've had sex with my ex when I was drunk. Never once did I call the cops on her the next morning. I believe in equality. If you say that women should not be prosecuted for having sex with intoxicated guys but guys should be prosecuted for having sex with intoxicated girls, then you're saying that men are superior and can stay in control of themselves even when intoxicated whereas women are inferior and cannot.

If you're one of those types of people, male or female, that are going to really regret doing certain shiat the next morning, then don't get sloppy drunk.
 
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