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(Starpulse)   Christina Hendricks will play a stripper in "Shut Up and Take My Money"   (starpulse.com) divider line 115
    More: Spiffy, Christina Hendricks, Charlize Theron, Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Gosling, David Fincher, Joan Holloway, Eva Mendes  
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2013-08-21 04:16:57 PM
As good as that sounds, I doubt she will "release the hounds".

/But one can hope...
 
2013-08-21 04:42:46 PM

UberDave: As good as that sounds, I doubt she will "release the hounds".

/But one can hope...


It would look kinda odd, considering how she keeps 'em pushed up under her chin. They'd drop a foot or so, just to be in normal range.
 
2013-08-21 05:12:55 PM

Theaetetus: UberDave: As good as that sounds, I doubt she will "release the hounds".

/But one can hope...

It would look kinda odd, considering how she keeps 'em pushed up under her chin. They'd drop a foot or so, just to be in normal range.


Perhaps if you had some kind of imagery to accompany your analysis good sir...
 
2013-08-21 05:15:45 PM

UberDave: Theaetetus: UberDave: As good as that sounds, I doubt she will "release the hounds".

/But one can hope...

It would look kinda odd, considering how she keeps 'em pushed up under her chin. They'd drop a foot or so, just to be in normal range.

Perhaps if you had some kind of imagery to accompany your analysis good sir...


Most of the time they are like two bald headed men sitting side by side, but sometimes they are like 2 fat little dogs wrestling under a blanket.
 
2013-08-21 05:34:38 PM
Enormous bewbie trifecta in play!
 
2013-08-21 05:37:21 PM

Tom_Slick: UberDave: Theaetetus: UberDave: As good as that sounds, I doubt she will "release the hounds".

/But one can hope...

It would look kinda odd, considering how she keeps 'em pushed up under her chin. They'd drop a foot or so, just to be in normal range.

Perhaps if you had some kind of imagery to accompany your analysis good sir...

Most of the time they are like two bald headed men sitting side by side, but sometimes they are like 2 fat little dogs wrestling under a blanket.


images.ridemonkey.com

/You'd best believe that's hot.
 
2013-08-21 05:39:14 PM
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-08-21 05:42:52 PM
I don't care I just want to see 'em
 
2013-08-21 05:44:21 PM
Sptiffy
 
2013-08-21 05:49:13 PM

UberDave: As good as that sounds, I doubt she will "release the hounds".

/But one can hope...


Meh, Charlize is in it as well.  She can always be counted on for a fantastic boob scene.
 
2013-08-21 05:49:58 PM
I hope it's the story of one woman's triumph against the people who said she was too pale, too ginger, too round kneed.
 
2013-08-21 05:55:11 PM
I attended Catholic school for twelve years.  Had a priest that said to the home room before the first bell - The sexiness is in the unknown hidden with erotic clothing.  I think we were discussing Bo Derek.  (I'm old).

But these I would enjoy seeing.  "I has bucket" = more cushion, etc.

/most priests are red-blooded Americans males
// then they leave the priesthood for that hot divorcee looking for comfort.
 
2013-08-21 05:56:00 PM

FunkOut: I hope it's the story of one woman's triumph against the people who said she was too pale, too ginger, too round kneed.


And too clothed.
 
2013-08-21 05:56:19 PM
i'd motorboat her
 
2013-08-21 05:57:26 PM
i bet she's squishy.
 
2013-08-21 05:58:35 PM
Two words.

Frisbee nipples.

/eww
 
2013-08-21 06:06:02 PM
Really? A stripper?  What, like some older, out of shape, down on her luck type thing?

FTFA
"Hendricks will play an older version of the Krissi Cates character, a down-on-her-luck stripper..."

Oh, ok.  Carry on.
 
2013-08-21 06:17:10 PM
They've remade this "Shut up and take my money" movie like, what, 15 times now?

//All great remakes.
 
2013-08-21 06:17:33 PM
You guys are crazy...
She WILL NOT be fat in this...she'll be amazingly gorgeous and perfect beyond imagination.
Why?
Personal trainers! Probably several of them...the around the clock type.
I guarandamnntee you, especially if Charlize Theron is in this, that Christina Hendricks will not want to be "the fat one" of the film.
She will work out like she's never worked out before...be perfect looking...and then, possibly, if she decides to stay that way...divorce the shiat out of her nerd husband and be seen dating Channing Tatum or some Helmsworth bastard before we know it.
Or, she'll go back to eating as she normally does and will plump up again...then, when you see her present day, she'll look nothing like she did during filming, which is months and months prior to release.
And we'll all be like, huh?
Just watch!
 
2013-08-21 06:19:24 PM

UberDave: As good as that sounds, I doubt she will "release the hounds".

/But one can hope...


then whats the point
 
2013-08-21 06:25:36 PM
Two words. Body Double. You know damned well that as big as she is she's not going to be getting naked for it. Even if she does as Rawhead Rex up there mentioned and she goes to a personal trainer and goes on a crash diet in order to look good she still won't end up getting naked. Why you might ask? Because if she loses the extra weight she's carrying now those tig ol bitties she has will deflate like a whoopie cushion that's been sat on, and they will sag to her navel like a couple of grapefruits in tube socks. Hell her titties may just do that already considering their size, and losing weight will only make the problem worse. Don't get me wrong, I like a bit of a bigger gal, and I'd beat her snozzberry tasting hubby to death with a bag of kittens to get with that, but we're talking a Hollywood flick, and it's pretty rare for an actress with a non Hollywood perfect body to show it off. Not everyone is Kathy Bates ya know.
 
2013-08-21 06:28:09 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Two words. Body Double. You know damned well that as big as she is she's not going to be getting naked for it. Even if she does as Rawhead Rex up there mentioned and she goes to a personal trainer and goes on a crash diet in order to look good she still won't end up getting naked. Why you might ask? Because if she loses the extra weight she's carrying now those tig ol bitties she has will deflate like a whoopie cushion that's been sat on, and they will sag to her navel like a couple of grapefruits in tube socks. Hell her titties may just do that already considering their size, and losing weight will only make the problem worse. Don't get me wrong, I like a bit of a bigger gal, and I'd beat her snozzberry tasting hubby to death with a bag of kittens to get with that, but we're talking a Hollywood flick, and it's pretty rare for an actress with a non Hollywood perfect body to show it off. Not everyone is Kathy Bates ya know.


You and Rawhead need to get together and figure this out.
 
2013-08-21 06:33:52 PM
This will be the umpteenth movie where an actress plays a stripper that never gets naked.
 
2013-08-21 06:34:47 PM

jakomo002: Two words.

Frisbee nipples.

/eww



Yeah but anything smaller would look weird and disproportionate. So,I'm okay with this.
 
2013-08-21 06:39:59 PM
Given the success of "We're The Millers", it seems that this is destined to be a great success. But more relevant to some is that Ms. Hendricks will also be playing a worker in a "fetish club" (possibly some sort of dominatrix, details are scarce) in the Ryan Gosling directed "How to Catch a Monster".
 
2013-08-21 06:42:34 PM

jakomo002: Two words.

Frisbee nipples.

/eww


www.reactionface.info
 
2013-08-21 06:48:04 PM
do they have invisible  corsets now ?
 
2013-08-21 06:48:47 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-21 07:05:36 PM

jakomo002: Two words.

Frisbee nipples.

/eww


So you didn't see the leaked cell phone pictures I take it.
 
2013-08-21 07:08:24 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: jakomo002: Two words.

Frisbee nipples.

/eww

So you didn't see the leaked cell phone pictures I take it.


Never proven to actually be hers though since they were a closeup of the titties.

Also, areola is the word you folks are looking for.
 
2013-08-21 07:09:26 PM

Theaetetus: UberDave: As good as that sounds, I doubt she will "release the hounds".

/But one can hope...

It would look kinda odd, considering how she keeps 'em pushed up under her chin. They'd drop a foot or so, just to be in normal range.


I don't care. Release them anyway.

/Giggity
 
2013-08-21 07:09:52 PM

UberDave: As good as that sounds, I doubt she will "release the hounds".

/But one can hope...


Seriously, why even make the character a stripper if they are not going to strip? If you want the character to seem "down on their luck" why not just make them walmart employees?
 
2013-08-21 07:11:35 PM

Go Fornicate Without a Partner: [i.imgur.com image 306x570]


I'd like to be the tribute in her arena, if you know what I mean...
 
2013-08-21 07:17:05 PM

Go Fornicate Without a Partner: [i.imgur.com image 306x570]


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-21 07:17:35 PM

SandmanEsq: This will be the umpteenth movie where an actress plays a stripper that never gets naked.


I understand an actress not wanting to get naked for a role, i just don't understand why the director would keep the character a stripper.

If its important to the story that shes a stripper, which means the club and her act will feature some how, then you should get a different actress. If it really doesn't matter what her job is and you really want the actress in the role, then just rewrite it so shes a grocery clerk or something.

/its definitely down on their luck to deal with idiot managers and supervisors, low pay and customers who think the price of garbage bags went up "because of obama"
 
2013-08-21 07:18:36 PM
Also played a stripper once. . .

www.moviesonline.ca
. . . And look how that turned out.
 
2013-08-21 07:19:31 PM

jakomo002: Two words.

Frisbee nipples.

I'm gay...

/eww


FTFY
 
2013-08-21 07:40:36 PM

ZeroCorpse: Also played a stripper once. . .

[www.moviesonline.ca image 850x637]
. . . And look how that turned out.


it turned out great for me, i mean, just look at her.  i enjoyed her portrayal very much.  maybe even fapped a couple times.

now for her, maybe not so well.  not sure if she's done anything since, except pop out a fark trophy or two.
 
2013-08-21 07:46:37 PM

jakomo002: Two words.

Frisbee nipples.

/eww


It's all about proportion. I hate small nipples on very large breasts.
 
2013-08-21 07:48:58 PM
Director "Can we get the carpenders in here to re-enforce that pole?"
 
2013-08-21 07:52:02 PM
Nemo's Brother: jakomo002: Two words.

Frisbee nipples.

/eww

It's all about proportion. I hate small nipples on very large breasts.


I like nipples and breasts period. Big, small, they all have their place(on either side of my cheeks)
 
2013-08-21 08:00:26 PM
I'd actually pay her to keep her clothes on. I like a nice set of tits as much as the next guy, but those things look damn nasty. I bet they hang to her waist, no doubt you can eat her pussy and suck her tits without raising your head.
 
2013-08-21 08:09:14 PM

Go Fornicate Without a Partner: [i.imgur.com image 306x570]


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-21 08:15:37 PM

Nemo's Brother: jakomo002: Two words.

Frisbee nipples.

/eww

It's all about proportion. I hate small nipples on very large breasts.


Something like this then?  NSFW

You're right, it's all about proportion.
 
2013-08-21 08:16:28 PM

grokca: Director "Can we get the carpenders in here to re-enforce that pole?"


You got it.....



wordincarnate.files.wordpress.com


Drink!
 
2013-08-21 08:19:19 PM

CygnusDarius: Go Fornicate Without a Partner: [i.imgur.com image 306x570]

[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x213]


There's a girl on my niece's volleyball team who does that move when she scores a point.  It's awesome.
 
2013-08-21 08:24:44 PM
Why does Hollywood always get old ladies to play strippers?

It was okay with Marisa Tomei cos the plot required it I guess, and also she's an ageless little cutie. But Courtney Love was 32 (a very hard 32) in People vs. Larry Flynt, and now this chick here is 38.

Isn't it more believable to have a "stripper" who's, say, 17 and French Canadian? That's what we have up here.

Or do you Americans only have wrinkled old people for strippers?
 
2013-08-21 08:28:37 PM

Cheater71: Seriously, why even make the character a stripper


Welcome to 2013.

Having a stripper character, strip club scenes, and pole dancing is required for EVERY television show and movie.

Except for most kids' movies.
 
2013-08-21 08:41:09 PM

Cheater71: SandmanEsq: This will be the umpteenth movie where an actress plays a stripper that never gets naked.

I understand an actress not wanting to get naked for a role, i just don't understand why the director would keep the character a stripper.

If its important to the story that shes a stripper, which means the club and her act will feature some how, then you should get a different actress. If it really doesn't matter what her job is and you really want the actress in the role, then just rewrite it so shes a grocery clerk or something.

/its definitely down on their luck to deal with idiot managers and supervisors, low pay and customers who think the price of garbage bags went up "because of obama"


Amen. This. Testify. Concur. So much this.

I have officially had enough with the faux naked crap.
 
2013-08-21 08:41:33 PM

FrancoFile: CygnusDarius: Go Fornicate Without a Partner: [i.imgur.com image 306x570]

[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x213]

There's a girl on my niece's volleyball team who does that move when she scores a point.  It's awesome.


Is this the team's pep-talk?.
 
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