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(North Jersey)   Bomb squad called after a jar filled with strange green liquid is found near a school. FARK: It's a lava lamp   (northjersey.com) divider line 36
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2013-08-21 04:16:45 PM  
Gotta watch out for that atomic biatchwax.  Dangerous stuff.  I mean it's got "atomic" right there in the name.
 
2013-08-21 04:17:04 PM  
In all all fairness if you gave me explosives and told me to blow up suspicious stuff EVERYTHING would be suspicious.
 
2013-08-21 04:18:55 PM  
A lava lamp?! Haven't you seen what lava can do?!
 
2013-08-21 04:19:35 PM  
Yeah bombs generally don't warn you not to void the warranty.
 
2013-08-21 04:20:08 PM  

Oldiron_79: In all all fairness if you gave me explosives and told me to blow up suspicious stuff EVERYTHING would be suspicious.


then you'd be one step ahead of me. If I were a bomber I'd disguise my bombs to look like everyday items.

/it's a joke NSA.
 
2013-08-21 04:20:26 PM  
GOD DAMNED HIPPIES
 
2013-08-21 04:21:25 PM  
He was saving it for later

p1.la-img.com
 
2013-08-21 04:21:28 PM  
What? Lava lamps can't be filled with dangerous chemicals?
 
2013-08-21 04:24:32 PM  
Funny what you get when you GIS lava lamp sex.  Who knew...

/You're welcome?
 
2013-08-21 04:24:46 PM  
Groovy man.
 
2013-08-21 04:26:47 PM  
He didn't like lamp?
 
2013-08-21 04:26:48 PM  
img12.imageshack.us
 
2013-08-21 04:30:46 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Rutherford Police Detective Reacts To Lamp ...
 
2013-08-21 04:33:43 PM  
They set them up the bomb

/ya I got nufink
 
2013-08-21 04:35:01 PM  
Why take the chance subby, it could have been the Prince of Darkness.
 
2013-08-21 04:38:10 PM  
www.clker.com

i.imgur.com

"Two liquids.  Unmixed, they're harmless.  But once they're mixed... be somewhere else."
 
2013-08-21 04:45:13 PM  
Looks like Mt. Dew's soda version of Sam Adams' Utopia.
 
2013-08-21 04:49:18 PM  
The focus of evil in the modern world is a lava lamp. Many amber lamps have been called to mitigate the damage done by the lava lamp.
 
2013-08-21 04:58:54 PM  
In grade 6, they had this silly science class thing where we were supposed to be a mystery liquid in a jar and let everyone sniff it and guess what it was. Most kids brought shampoo of some kind. I brought brake fluid. One kid was sent home sick. Probably shouldn't have done that. He was an ass though.
 
2013-08-21 05:09:32 PM  
They know what green goo can do
 
2013-08-21 05:10:21 PM  
They know what green goo can do

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2013-08-21 05:11:23 PM  
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2013-08-21 05:12:12 PM  

danielscissorhands: Funny what you get when you GIS lava lamp sex.  Who knew...

/You're welcome?


Meh. I expected pics of some silly bint with a lava lamp shoved up 'er quim.
 
2013-08-21 05:15:21 PM  

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke:


Is this the staple for over-reaction? I don't recall something prior to this that has had the same amount of wrbgrl than this...
 
2013-08-21 05:18:19 PM  
We have become a nation of sheep like those in this thread; we will cause more damage to ourselves than any actual threat does.
 
2013-08-21 05:24:15 PM  
Sitting offshore, far offshore (12 time zones from East Coast USA) I am more and more astonished by the paroxysm of fear, perpetual panic, which seems to infest the land.

Went to Texas to visit kinfolks (won't say "back to Texas", because there's no "back" to go to) a couple of years ago. Wandered around the countryside, up to a small local dam in the Hill Country. Well well well, a guard station with chain link fence and beefy worried-looking dopes in uniforms. "You can't go any closer to the dam".

Oh dear. In my T-shirt and running shoes, am I going to bwow up you widdow dam? Funny thing was, I could look right through these Guards of the Homeland, and see the fear too that moves them. Mostly fear of losing the job, future fear, stick by the book uneasiness.

This is the land that reared up and smacked Tojo, the place that bombed Hilter out of business? Jeez, fat and fearful, cowed down.

Quite an eye-opener for an Air Force brat and survivor of the balance-of-terror 1960s. Did we avoid thermonuclear exchange (which would have been essentially for theological disagreement), only to have crooked corporate governments keep us at perpetual gunpoint?

/Psst, handy hint: There is no "Terrorism" (c) or "terrorists" (c). You're being jived.
//"A terrorist has a bomb but no airplane" - quoted in John Le Carre's ABSOLUTE FRIENDS
 
2013-08-21 05:24:22 PM  
Sounds more like a java lamp.
 
2013-08-21 05:31:33 PM  
Every time I see a story like this my faith in humanity drops a little. People watch too many movies and think that anything with wires or bottles of liquid are bombs. Here's a tip, if it had blinky lights, colored liquid, warning labels, makes beeping noises or looks like a bomb from a movie, it is probably NOT a bomb.


When I was in 4th grade my friend and I made a fake bomb out of a chunk of clay, a calculator, some batteries an cozily wires all taped together and put it out on the recess field as a gag. We got in trouble for wasting school supplies and had to apologize to the principal, that was it, end of story, never did it again. I shudder to think what would of happened in today's world of extreme hyperbole where everyone is afraid of their own shadow.
 
2013-08-21 05:33:17 PM  

James10952001: Every time I see a story like this my faith in humanity drops a little. People watch too many movies and think that anything with wires or bottles of liquid are bombs. Here's a tip, if it had blinky lights, colored liquid, warning labels, makes beeping noises or looks like a bomb from a movie, it is probably NOT a bomb.


When I was in 4th grade my friend and I made a fake bomb out of a chunk of clay, a calculator, some batteries an cozily wires all taped together and put it out on the recess field as a gag. We got in trouble for wasting school supplies and had to apologize to the principal, that was it, end of story, never did it again. I shudder to think what would of happened in today's world of extreme hyperbole where everyone is afraid of their own shadow.


*coily* wires
 
2013-08-21 05:39:49 PM  

James10952001: James10952001: Every time I see a story like this my faith in humanity drops a little. People watch too many movies and think that anything with wires or bottles of liquid are bombs. Here's a tip, if it had blinky lights, colored liquid, warning labels, makes beeping noises or looks like a bomb from a movie, it is probably NOT a bomb.


When I was in 4th grade my friend and I made a fake bomb out of a chunk of clay, a calculator, some batteries an cozily wires all taped together and put it out on the recess field as a gag. We got in trouble for wasting school supplies and had to apologize to the principal, that was it, end of story, never did it again. I shudder to think what would of happened in today's world of extreme hyperbole where everyone is afraid of their own shadow.

*coily* wires


Since we're correcting...

would *have* happened
 
2013-08-21 06:05:39 PM  
Wanted for questioning:
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2013-08-21 07:09:48 PM  
Pfft, seen a major highway get shutdown for 5hrs because some construction dudes lunch box fell off the back of his truck after leaving a gas station on the way to work. Ended up smack dab in the middle, upright, on the yellow lines. Just like someone put it there. Small mountain town with major commerce traffic running thru it, took hours to get a bomb squad there. Every business and homes within a 1000 yards, including a WalMart was evacuated and shut down. They blew it apart with water cannon, only to discover a ham and cheese sandwich, bag of Cool Ranch Dorritos, apple sauce and an orange. Took about 3 more hours to get traffic back to normal.
This was about 8 months after 9/11.
But still............
 
2013-08-21 07:14:47 PM  
Strange green liquid?

s17.postimg.org

Googly eyes add a nice touch.
 
2013-08-21 07:29:01 PM  
When law enforcement can't determine a real bomb vs. lava lamp, fire them!   They're far more dangerous than any real bomb would have been.
 
2013-08-21 07:49:00 PM  
No need to even read the story with a headline like that.
 
2013-08-21 08:57:15 PM  
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Could it be...SATAN?
 
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