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2013-08-21 03:08:55 PM
Doesn't anyone use editors anymore?!?!?
The headline says

asdfdsafbut the article says

asdfasdf
WTF I can proof read better than that from my parents' basement!
 
2013-08-21 03:10:14 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

PHWOAR!
 
2013-08-21 03:14:40 PM
Everybody come on! Fhqwhgads!
 
2013-08-21 03:14:48 PM

lousyskater: Pretty good, but that's still no Fhqwhgads.


I'm buying you a pizza.
 
2013-08-21 03:14:53 PM
Cat like typing detected
 
2013-08-21 03:15:49 PM
jlk';;kl
 
2013-08-21 03:19:14 PM

bopis: Doesn't anyone use editors anymore?!?!?


Publishers abuse editors.  Have since writing was invented.
 
2013-08-21 03:23:46 PM

FlashHarry: Fool0ndahill: That just sent a tingle down my leg.

was he watching bush land on the aircraft carrier?


His gushing over Bush's package was when I began to suspect he wasn't quite right in the head.
 
2013-08-21 03:25:03 PM
Smartest thing he's ever said
 
2013-08-21 03:27:14 PM
I thought it started strong, but then it sort of got repetitive after a while.
 
2013-08-21 03:38:32 PM

DjangoStonereaver: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 213x320]

PHWOAR!


Best thing said in this thread.
 
2013-08-21 03:39:33 PM
That's a strange setup. What's wrong with WASD?
 
2013-08-21 03:42:09 PM
i1350.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-21 03:43:42 PM

Fool_Marquis: joseelsegundo: I am offended by the obvious left-leaning slant in this article.

if it had said hjklhjkl you'd be calling it rightist propaganda.


//thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2013-08-21 03:45:58 PM
That's why I like Matthews, he's always willing to push the limits.
 
2013-08-21 03:50:14 PM
Allow me to expand on this.

Liberal: asdfasdf
Centrist: fghjfghj
Conservative: jkl;jkl;
Libertarian:
 
2013-08-21 03:55:21 PM

Chinchillazilla: lousyskater: Pretty good, but that's still no Fhqwhgads.

Oh god damn it, now that's stuck in my head.


Everybody to the limit?
The Cheat
is to the limit?
 
2013-08-21 03:55:30 PM
just because he came in his pants about Obama dont make him a liberal.
 
2013-08-21 03:56:41 PM

SexiSadi: Of all the personalities I see on cable news, my money is on this guy to have an on-air heart attack.


My money's on Jim Cramer.

O'Reilly might be on that list, too.
 
2013-08-21 04:02:38 PM
You mean he can actually say something other than "that's racist"?
 
2013-08-21 04:02:39 PM
 
2013-08-21 04:04:27 PM

MFAWG: FlashHarry: Fool0ndahill: That just sent a tingle down my leg.

was he watching bush land on the aircraft carrier?

His gushing over Bush's package was when I began to suspect he wasn't quite right in the head.


Wait what, really? That happened?
 
2013-08-21 04:04:46 PM

Sneakernets: Allow me to expand on this.

Liberal: asdfasdf
Centrist: fghjfghj
Conservative: jkl;jkl;
Libertarian:


Should be something from a Dvorak keyboard.

ioaeuiooa
 
2013-08-21 04:08:27 PM

lousyskater: Pretty good, but that's still no Fhqwhgads.


I don't get it, please help me here?
 
2013-08-21 04:09:31 PM

NateAsbestos: MFAWG: FlashHarry: Fool0ndahill: That just sent a tingle down my leg.

was he watching bush land on the aircraft carrier?

His gushing over Bush's package was when I began to suspect he wasn't quite right in the head.

Wait what, really? That happened?



MATTHEWS: What's the importance of the president's amazing display of leadership tonight?
[...]
MATTHEWS: What do you make of the actual visual that people will see on TV and probably, as you know, as well as I, will remember a lot longer than words spoken tonight? And that's the president looking very much like a jet, you know, a high-flying jet star. A guy who is a jet pilot. Has been in the past when he was younger, obviously. What does that image mean to the American people, a guy who can actually get into a supersonic plane and actually fly in an unpressurized cabin like an actual jet pilot?
[...]
MATTHEWS: Do you think this role, and I want to talk politically [...], the president deserves everything he's doing tonight in terms of his leadership. He won the war. He was an effective commander. Everybody recognizes that, I believe, except a few critics. Do you think he is defining the office of the presidency, at least for this time, as basically that of commander in chief? That [...] if you're going to run against him, you'd better be ready to take [that] away from him.
[...]
MATTHEWS: Let me ask you, Bob Dornan, you were a congressman all those years. Here's a president who's really nonverbal. He's like Eisenhower. He looks great in a military uniform. He looks great in that cowboy costume he wears when he goes West. I remember him standing at that fence with Colin Powell. Was [that] the best picture in the 2000 campaign?
[...]
MATTHEWS: Ann Coulter, you're the first to speak tonight on the buzz. The president's performance tonight, redolent of the best of Reagan -- what do you think?
COULTER: It's stunning. It's amazing. I think it's huge. I mean, he's landing on a boat at 150 miles per hour. It's tremendous. It's hard to imagine any Democrat being able to do that. And it doesn't matter if Democrats try to ridicule it. It's stunning, and it speaks for itself.
MATTHEWS: Pat Caddell, the president's performance tonight on television, his arrival on ship?
CADDELL: Well, first of all, Chris, the -- I think that -- you know, I was -- when I first heard about it, I was kind of annoyed. It sounded like the kind of PR stunt that Bill Clinton would pull. But and then I saw it. And you know, there's a real -- there's a real affection between him and the troops.
[...]
MATTHEWS: The president there -- look at this guy! We're watching him. He looks like he flew the plane. He only flew it as a passenger, but he's flown --
CADDELL: He looks like a fighter pilot.
MATTHEWS: He looks for real. What is it about the commander in chief role, the hat that he does wear, that makes him -- I mean, he seems like -- he didn't fight in a war, but he looks like he does.
CADDELL: Yes. It's a -- I don't know. You know, it's an internal thing. I don't know if you can put it into words. [...] You can see it with him and the troops, the ease with which he talks to them. I was amazed by that, frankly, because as I said, I was originally appalled, particularly when I heard he was going in an F-18. But -- on there -- but the -- but you know, that was --
MATTHEWS: Look at this guy!
CADDELL: -- was hard not to be moved by their reaction to him and his reaction to them and --
MATTHEWS: You know, Ann --
CADDELL: -- you know, they -- it's a quality. It's an innate quality. It's a real quality.
MATTHEWS: I know. I think you're right.

Later that night on "Countdown," Matthews said:

We're proud of our president. Americans love having a guy as president, a guy who has a little swagger, who's physical, who's not a complicated guy like [former President Bill] Clinton or even like [former Democratic presidential candidates Michael] Dukakis or [Walter] Mondale, all those guys, [George] McGovern. They want a guy who's president. Women like a guy who's president. Check it out. The women like this war. I think we like having a hero as our president. It's simple. We're not like the Brits. We don't want an indoor prime minister type, or the Danes or the Dutch or the Italians, or a [Russian Federation President Vladimir] Putin. Can you imagine Putin getting elected here? We want a guy as president.
 
2013-08-21 04:12:46 PM

cptjeff: Sneakernets: Allow me to expand on this.

Liberal: asdfasdf
Centrist: fghjfghj
Conservative: jkl;jkl;
Libertarian:

Should be something from a Dvorak keyboard.

ioaeuiooa


Fitting, as that is the sound I hear from most of them anyway.
 
2013-08-21 04:18:49 PM

legion_of_doo: just because he came in his pants about Obama dont make him a liberal.



How about gay?
 
2013-08-21 04:22:56 PM

Sneakernets: Allow me to expand on this.
[...]
Conservative: jkl;jkl;


Not μολὼν λαβέ?
 
2013-08-21 04:23:31 PM
I figured it was his password to everything and how his ATM code is "1234" and how it's important that we all use strong passwords.
 
2013-08-21 04:25:18 PM
That poor Dev VM.

He's just a little feller
 
DB
2013-08-21 04:38:35 PM

lousyskater: Pretty good, but that's still no Fhqwhgads.


Come on....
 
2013-08-21 04:38:56 PM

FlashHarry: I think we would like having a hero as our president.


I'm going to pretend that's what he said.  It possibly speaks to some non-Bush future president.  My brain can't process the implication of the other version.
 
DB
2013-08-21 04:41:36 PM
Change the combination on my luggage.
 
2013-08-21 04:42:45 PM

FlashHarry: Later that night on "Countdown," Matthews said:

We're proud of our president. Americans love having a guy as president, a guy who has a little swagger, who's physical, who's not a complicated guy like [former President Bill] Clinton or even like [former Democratic presidential candidates Michael] Dukakis or [Walter] Mondale, all those guys, [George] McGovern. They want a guy who's president. Women like a guy who's president. Check it out. The women like this war. I think we like having a hero as our president. It's simple. We're not like the Brits. We don't want an indoor prime minister type, or the Danes or the Dutch or the Italians, or a [Russian Federation President Vladimir] Putin. Can you imagine Putin getting elected here? We want a guy as president.


I'm sorry, but did that assclown call Putin an "indoor" type? This must have been before the Shirtless Putin Adventure Propaganda blitz?
 
2013-08-21 04:46:41 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

He said that after seeing her ...
 
2013-08-21 07:06:59 PM
semi ell kay jay
 
2013-08-21 08:48:38 PM

kimwim: lousyskater: Pretty good, but that's still no Fhqwhgads.

I don't get it, please help me here?


Let me google that for you
 
2013-08-21 09:46:15 PM

Sneakernets: Fitting, as that is the sound I hear from most of them anyway.


That's an alternative spelling to "hurp derp durp".
 
2013-08-21 10:32:41 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-08-22 10:27:55 AM

sxacho: A rebuttal:



Oh yeah?
i42.tinypic.com
 
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