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(Sky.com)   Someone's goose is going to be cooked if they ever find out who barbecued one of the Queen's swans at Windsor Castle   (news.sky.com) divider line 19
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2013-08-21 01:12:44 PM  
4 votes:
FTFA: "Park wardens made the gruesome discovery in Windsor, Berkshire, at 3pm on Sunday, and called Swan Lifeline, which cares for sick or injured birds along the Thames."

The wardens found it cooked with its meat stripped off - what were the rescue folks going to do?
2013-08-21 02:10:54 PM  
2 votes:
www.mbird.com

Serves that damn swan right.

It was done for the greater good.
2013-08-21 02:00:56 PM  
2 votes:
And now the Royal Snakesmear Company will perform Swan Bake
2013-08-21 01:59:25 PM  
2 votes:

Shostie: AlwaysRightBoy: From the Mirror article:

The birds are now protected under under the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 and killing or injuring a swan used to be classed as treason under a law dating back to the 12th century.


Off with their heads!!!

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OVER THAT BOY HAND!


King illegal forest to swan wild kill in it a is!
2013-08-21 01:56:26 PM  
2 votes:

AlwaysRightBoy: From the Mirror article:

The birds are now protected under under the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 and killing or injuring a swan used to be classed as treason under a law dating back to the 12th century.


Off with their heads!!!


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OVER THAT BOY HAND!
2013-08-21 01:52:50 PM  
2 votes:
Queen illegal Windsor Park to swan kill in it a is?!
2013-08-21 01:33:48 PM  
2 votes:
From the Mirror article:

The birds are now protected under under the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 and killing or injuring a swan used to be classed as treason under a law dating back to the 12th century.


Off with their heads!!!
2013-08-21 04:53:09 PM  
1 votes:
What kind of beer goes best with roasted swan? Maybe a British room-temperature lager?
2013-08-21 04:24:20 PM  
1 votes:

naughtyrev: FTFA: "Park wardens made the gruesome discovery in Windsor, Berkshire, at 3pm on Sunday, and called Swan Lifeline, which cares for sick or injured birds along the Thames."

The wardens found it cooked with its meat stripped off - what were the rescue folks going to do?


One of these is relevant:

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2013-08-21 03:27:26 PM  
1 votes:
So, this article calls the killing and eating this particular bird "gruesome"; "absolutely disgusting"; "absolutely disgraceful"; "disgusting" (again); "selfish and wrong"; someone was "appalled"; it was "absolutely shocking"; and finally "quite a shock". FARK: The last sentence of the article says that "Cygnets [young swans] were highly prized for their gourmet qualities and were often served at banquets." So, real issue is that the poachers should have eaten a gourmet baby swan, not this disgusting adult.

In memory of this swan, I'm going to eat fried chicken tonight. I think I've read that KFC uses only birds that have barely reached maturity, not disgusting adult chickens.
2013-08-21 02:16:48 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-08-21 02:15:55 PM  
1 votes:
I have', answered Gargantua, 'by a long and curious experience found out a means to wipe my bum. The most lordly, the most excellent, the most convenient that was ever seen. I have wiped my tail with a hen, with a cock, with a pullet, with a calf's skin, with a hare, with a pigeon, with a cormorant, with an attorney's bag, with a Montero, with a falconer's lure. But to conclude, I say and maintain that of all the torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest of the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains.
2013-08-21 02:14:57 PM  
1 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: AlwaysRightBoy: From the Mirror article:

The birds are now protected under under the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 and killing or injuring a swan used to be classed as treason under a law dating back to the 12th century.


Off with their heads!!!

I'm pretty sure it used to be a hanging offense, along with poaching the king's deer.


Get it straight people.
ROAST the deer.
POACH the swans
2013-08-21 02:10:02 PM  
1 votes:
They cremated a cooked swan?
2013-08-21 02:07:26 PM  
1 votes:
Disgusting!

....that they didn't take the carcass for stock.
2013-08-21 02:06:23 PM  
1 votes:

TapDancingTamarin: Came for the Robin Hood: Men in Tights references, leaving satisified.


Oddly specific fetish you have.
2013-08-21 02:04:13 PM  
1 votes:

naughtyrev: FTFA: "Park wardens made the gruesome discovery in Windsor, Berkshire, at 3pm on Sunday, and called Swan Lifeline, which cares for sick or injured birds along the Thames."

The wardens found it cooked with its meat stripped off - what were the rescue folks going to do?


TFA says that the carcass was taken to the Swan Lifeline to be cremated.

Let that sink in for a moment.
2013-08-21 02:00:01 PM  
1 votes:
www.english-shop.de
2013-08-21 01:32:42 PM  
1 votes:
I mean, at least CLEAN the thing first, you savages.
 
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