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(EMS 1)   It's like having a heart attack while doing CPR. Isn't it ironic, don't cha think?   (ems1.com) divider line 39
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2013-08-21 02:21:54 PM
You oughta know by know...
 
2013-08-21 02:22:55 PM
That's not ironic, it's just unfortunate.
 
2013-08-21 02:23:55 PM
That's not ironic, it's just a coincidence.
 
2013-08-21 02:24:47 PM
Irony police are fast.
You guys should become EMTs.
 
2013-08-21 02:26:46 PM
I had to give someone CPR once. What a nightmare that was.
 
2013-08-21 02:27:30 PM
sounds like a repeat offender
 
2013-08-21 02:27:56 PM
It's like RAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIN....

/at your funeral
 
2013-08-21 02:28:26 PM
Two hearts beating as none.
 
2013-08-21 02:30:50 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: That's not ironic, it's just a coincidence.


Not even coincidence, really, as CPR is pretty hard work done in a very emotionally stressful situation.
 
2013-08-21 02:31:20 PM
Zero-sum game. Cure one, cause one.
 
2013-08-21 02:33:14 PM

rev. dave: Irony police are fast.
You guys should become EMTs.


And get heart attacks? Now THAT would be irony.
 
2013-08-21 02:35:55 PM
I worked with a chick who killed a dude with one of those electronic defibrillators.
 
2013-08-21 02:37:26 PM
CPR is very taxing. I say that as someone who's never had to do it on a real person, just on a dummy.
 
2013-08-21 02:38:24 PM
Someone doesn't like the direction this thread is heading...

http://www.isitironic.com/ironiq.htm?IroniQ=2640">http://www.isitiro nic.com/ironiq.htm?IroniQ=2640
 
2013-08-21 02:39:37 PM
"It's like PAIAIAIAAAAAIINNNNNN in your right arm!"

Sorry if it's been covered.
 
2013-08-21 02:40:09 PM
Hot Ironic CPR.
img.wonderhowto.com
 
2013-08-21 02:40:11 PM

uncleacid: Two hearts beating as none.



Win.

Also, getting my recert in CPR/AED last week I learned that CPR properly performed will probably break the victims ribs.  "It's okay, they're already dead, you can only help." said the instructor.  That and "You can always bury your mistakes."
 
2013-08-21 02:40:40 PM
CPR isn't for heart attacks.
 
2013-08-21 02:41:22 PM
Well im here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away
 
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2013-08-21 02:42:19 PM

uncleacid: Two hearts beating as none.


i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-08-21 02:44:36 PM
I prefer to jump on someone like a fat kid in a moon bounce.
 
2013-08-21 02:45:53 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: That's not ironic, it's just a coincidence.


This.  But then again, the deffinition of irony has become to include coincidence and hypocrisy, as well as a few other things.

It's getting more difficult to be a good grammar nazi.
 
2013-08-21 02:51:05 PM
Another one bites the dust...

\wait for it
\\It'll come to you...
 
2013-08-21 02:54:29 PM

rockymountainrider: Another one bites the dust...

\wait for it
\\It'll come to you...


I swear, if I ever have to do CPR I'll probably catch myself humming that. It's been so driven into my head that that's the beat.
 
2013-08-21 02:54:48 PM
Who had the heart attack, Pete or Repeat?
 
2013-08-21 02:55:44 PM
trickumlegis.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-21 03:00:29 PM

durbnpoisn: AverageAmericanGuy: That's not ironic, it's just a coincidence.

This.  But then again, the deffinition of irony has become to include coincidence and hypocrisy, as well as a few other things.

It's getting more difficult to be a good grammar nazi.


I guess so is a sarcasm meter.
 
2013-08-21 03:01:54 PM
Corrected version, for your enjoyment:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32LCwZFoKio
 
2013-08-21 03:11:10 PM

Mike Chewbacca: CPR is very taxing. I say that as someone who's never had to do it on a real person, just on a dummy.


And that's why you have the newbies do compressions during a code

//the more you know
 
2013-08-21 03:35:19 PM
I'm not here to remind you of the grammer error you left when you posted this. You you you you oughta know.
 
2013-08-21 03:44:03 PM
Homer, do CPR!

I see a bad moon a risin'...
 
2013-08-21 03:44:53 PM

Molavian: I worked with a chick who killed a dude with one of those electronic defibrillators.


Too bad no one stole it.

Was going to submit this story but figured it would get redded.
 
2013-08-21 04:26:48 PM
Happened to my father

(Day Reagan was shot)

Dad and the volunteer ambulance he worked for responded to a heart attack on a golf course... In the middle of putting the patient in the hospital, my father collapses, has a massive heart attack... luckily he survived..

/he was 36 when it happened
//I was 3 or 4
 
2013-08-21 04:27:37 PM
meant ambulance, not hospital...
 
2013-08-21 04:50:02 PM
Irony is someone yelling at a crowd to get out of the way of a falling object who then is struck by the falling object because he couldn't be bothered to get out of the way.
 
2013-08-21 05:18:41 PM
Are you channeling Thurgood Jenkins from Half Baked, subby? Or did Chapelle get that from somewhere else?
 
2013-08-21 06:35:12 PM

blatz514: Too bad no one stole it.


Who steals a defibrillator?  FIBs, I tells ya.
 
2013-08-21 07:13:33 PM

WinoRhino: I had to give someone CPR once. What a nightmare that was.


I helped do compressions once, although someone else started it.

/recently certified EMT - it's not every day, but you do expect to get into that situation.
 
2013-08-21 07:15:17 PM
FTFA:  only two technicians were with the ambulance when industry standards call for four.

What industry standard is THIS?  I have never seen one with four people, unless it picked up a couple first-responders at the scene or something.
 
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