AverageAmericanGuy: That's not ironic, it's just a coincidence.
rev. dave: Irony police are fast.You guys should become EMTs.
uncleacid: Two hearts beating as none.
rockymountainrider: Another one bites the dust...\wait for it\\It'll come to you...
durbnpoisn: AverageAmericanGuy: That's not ironic, it's just a coincidence.This. But then again, the deffinition of irony has become to include coincidence and hypocrisy, as well as a few other things.It's getting more difficult to be a good grammar nazi.
Mike Chewbacca: CPR is very taxing. I say that as someone who's never had to do it on a real person, just on a dummy.
Molavian: I worked with a chick who killed a dude with one of those electronic defibrillators.
blatz514: Too bad no one stole it.
WinoRhino: I had to give someone CPR once. What a nightmare that was.
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