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(TimeOut)   Warning: If you've ever sent a dick pic the Hipsters have acquired it and are calling it art (Some Not safe for work images below article)   (timeout.com) divider line 57
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2013-08-21 12:06:14 PM
So sending the dick pic isn't scary, but thinking that the person you sent it to will do something besides laugh at how pathetic you are and then delete it is?

/protip: DON'T SEND DICK PICS IF YOU DON'T WANT OTHERS TO SEE IT
 
2013-08-21 12:08:51 PM
www.virginmedia.com

You mean my "Wang"???
 
2013-08-21 12:13:45 PM
If they were just displaying pictures that people had sent to them unsolicited, then i'd applaud them for finding a really amusing way to deal with the sort of asshat who does that.

But they're not, some of them they specifically asked for, after flirting with the guys and leading them on, and that makes them scumbags.
 
2013-08-21 12:30:36 PM
Art? Really? I always thought of him as Willy or William or the "William who the Women call Wonderful" if you're not into that brevity thing
 
2013-08-21 01:19:40 PM
An exhibition of penis photos in a gallery in Bushwick?

OK, that's a bit too twee even for the Brooklyn artsy fartsy hipster scene.
 
2013-08-21 01:21:16 PM
I can just imagine them hanging around and talking. "Mine's pretty obscure. Nobody's ever seen it befo---  no, wait. That's not what I meant."
 
2013-08-21 01:26:18 PM
Okay, Farkettes, I thought we had an agreement.
 
2013-08-21 01:30:57 PM
posing as a gay man on Grindr
Sending someone an unsolicited dick pic is pretty shiatty


What you did there. I don't want to see it.
 
2013-08-21 01:32:53 PM
The gallery is in Bushwick?  Really?
 
2013-08-21 01:33:41 PM
Hey if my face isnt in it prove its mine! Ignore the mole. My GF is a filthy pervert se requests pics of it, maybe she is selling them to these people the hoar!
 
2013-08-21 01:35:08 PM
Who can I call to start extracting royalties?
 
2013-08-21 01:35:25 PM
What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.
 
2013-08-21 01:35:37 PM

I've sent a couple of dick pics to my lady but it hasn't improved our love life.

www.historyplace.com
abovethelaw.com
 
2013-08-21 01:36:50 PM
I thought there was no forwarding or sharing.
 
2013-08-21 01:38:39 PM
Actually my cock is rather magnificent. The unique texture created by the undulating veins are contrasted against the differential in color between the head and the base when fully aroused. When on video you can see the pulsations which give it a life in and of itself that screams vibrancy and just LIFE. The drooling tip creates even more unique motion and yet at the same time, when landing on various surfaces can create distinctly unique patterns, each one subject to it's own interpretation by the viewer.

So yes, my cawk is a work of art.

I'll be doing my next showing at the Chicago Gallery next month, I welcome all of you to come
 
2013-08-21 01:38:54 PM
I just got out of the pool.
 
2013-08-21 01:39:36 PM
Mine is the one where the dick is wearing a three piece suit and is holding a cane.
 
2013-08-21 01:40:43 PM

WillyChase: Who can I call to start extracting royalties?


No royalties, but you might get a tip.
Just a tip.
 
2013-08-21 01:42:25 PM
Finally, I'm getting the recognition I deserve!
 
2013-08-21 01:42:36 PM
Farkers showcase similar exhibit. Described as minimalist.
 
2013-08-21 01:50:58 PM
I'm doing a similar exhibit, but with Bewbs.

email in profile
 
2013-08-21 01:51:05 PM
Hipsters: Stealing other peoples ideas and selling it as their own since 1997.
 
2013-08-21 01:51:05 PM
Warning: if you've ever sent a dick pic, you're an idiot.
 
2013-08-21 01:51:21 PM
Where will they find a gallery small enough?
 
2013-08-21 01:52:35 PM
Dick Whitman?

i.perezhilton.com
 
2013-08-21 01:53:45 PM
I've never "sent" a dick pic, but I did once take a picture of my schlong with my ex-gf's phone so that her current bf would see it.

Trust me, she deserved that and worse.
 
2013-08-21 01:54:00 PM

farkingismybusiness: Mine is the one where the dick is wearing a three piece suit and is holding a cane.


globedia.com
 
2013-08-21 01:55:06 PM

mbillips: Warning: if you've ever sent a dick pic, you're an idiot.


Why's that?
 
2013-08-21 01:57:30 PM

ox45tallboy: I've never "sent" a dick pic, but I did once take a picture of my schlong with my ex-gf's phone so that her current bf would see it.

Trust me, she deserved that and worse.


Oh is *that* what that was.

/ I thought it was an inchworm.

//try the veal.
 
2013-08-21 01:58:28 PM
Rollie Fingers style stash but with pubes.  Hipsters are going too far.
 
2013-08-21 01:59:05 PM
No one can identify it as mine. No one else has seen it in person.
 
2013-08-21 01:59:21 PM
funny in small doses its sold by the gram, in larger doses by the Oz. Why cant we just stick to the farking metric system already.
 
2013-08-21 01:59:36 PM
A friend and I briefly ran a blog where we just posted screencaps of unsolicited dicks we got on Omegle. So friggin' many unsolicited dicks.

/the key word is "unsolicited", though
 
2013-08-21 01:59:49 PM
Ah, at the photo lab I used to work at many years ago, we had developed (heh) the reputation in town for being the only ones to print "adult" pictures.  Fun, though disturbing, times.  I saw more than a few young college students weep softly when opening their pack of pix.

\co-worker once took a picture of male stripper and pasted boss's smiling face on the end of the dick
\\laughed for days
\\\it represented all we felt about the guy
 
2013-08-21 01:59:57 PM

mentallo69: funny in small doses its sold by the gram, in larger doses by the Oz. Why cant we just stick to the farking metric system already.


god damn wrong thread. I has the dumb.
 
2013-08-21 02:00:11 PM

mentallo69: funny in small doses its sold by the gram, in larger doses by the Oz. Why cant we just stick to the farking metric system already.


How much dick are you buying?
 
2013-08-21 02:08:17 PM
In my case it would be "Nothing to see here, move along, people"
 
2013-08-21 02:08:52 PM

Chinchillazilla: mentallo69: funny in small doses its sold by the gram, in larger doses by the Oz. Why cant we just stick to the farking metric system already.

How much dick are you buying?


Wouldn't he want to use inches and centimeters?  Who buys it by weight?
 
2013-08-21 02:11:12 PM

Chinchillazilla: mentallo69: funny in small doses its sold by the gram, in larger doses by the Oz. Why cant we just stick to the farking metric system already.

How much dick are you buying?


+eleventybazillion, Chinchillazilla .  Now I've got a case of the giggles.  Excellent post.
 
2013-08-21 02:19:05 PM
Hehehehehehe, a gallery of dick pics at a Bushwick gallery...

I have the humor of a 12 year old...
 
2013-08-21 02:33:26 PM
IdBeCrazyIf:
I'll be doing my next showing at the Chicago Gallery next month, I welcome all of you to come

I'm sure there's a thread full of lurking Farkettes who already did.
 
2013-08-21 02:43:53 PM
My name isn't posted with it?  No problem.
 
2013-08-21 02:44:44 PM
The art gallery could have a contest- with all the pictures of internet dicks on the wall, the visitors can register and guess which one belongs to Anthony Weiner!

///Or if you're Australian, which one belongs to Peter Dangling, er, I mean Dowling...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2386676/Australian-MP-Peter- Do wling-quits-sexting-pictures-penis-glass-red-wine.html
 
2013-08-21 03:03:41 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: Actually my cock is rather magnificent. The unique texture created by the undulating veins are contrasted against the differential in color between the head and the base when fully aroused. When on video you can see the pulsations which give it a life in and of itself that screams vibrancy and just LIFE. The drooling tip creates even more unique motion and yet at the same time, when landing on various surfaces can create distinctly unique patterns, each one subject to it's own interpretation by the viewer.

So yes, my cawk is a work of art.

I'll be doing my next showing at the Chicago Gallery next month, I welcome all of you to come


I guess the restraining order from Cook County has finally expired after that unfortunately incident on the
Jumbotron at Wrigley Field, eh?
 
2013-08-21 03:09:46 PM

groppet: Hey if my face isnt in it prove its mine! Ignore the mole. My GF is a filthy pervert se requests pics of it, maybe she is selling them to these people the hoar!


Yep, she is such a hoar.
 
2013-08-21 03:17:01 PM
Here's an unsolicited picture of my caulk

www.amconservationgroup.com
 
2013-08-21 03:38:21 PM
Remember kiddies, grow it before you show it. The ladies don't understand shrinkage. They think shrinkage is something that only happens to shoes and expensive blue jeans.
 
2013-08-21 03:39:43 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: Actually my cock is rather magnificent. The unique texture created by the undulating veins are contrasted against the differential in color between the head and the base when fully aroused. When on video you can see the pulsations which give it a life in and of itself that screams vibrancy and just LIFE. The drooling tip creates even more unique motion and yet at the same time, when landing on various surfaces can create distinctly unique patterns, each one subject to it's own interpretation by the viewer.

So yes, my cawk is a work of art.

I'll be doing my next showing at the Chicago Gallery next month, I welcome all of you to come


It's been done.

http://www.metropicturesgallery.com/exhibitions/2012-09-13_andreas-s lo minski/
 
2013-08-21 03:41:31 PM
So what if someone sees my junk? It might do them some good... Male or female, it'll give them something to aspire to.
 
2013-08-21 03:56:41 PM

Nana's Vibrator: I'm sure there's a thread full of lurking Farkettes who already did.


I do special exhibits from time to time

DjangoStonereaver: I guess the restraining order from Cook County has finally expired after that unfortunately incident on the
Jumbotron at Wrigley Field, eh?


Who are they to try and call my work not art!

I'll be doing street performances off the magnificent mile soon here

Coming on a Bicycle: It's been done.

http://www.metropicturesgallery.com/exhibitions/2012-09-13_andreas-s lo minski/


Guys a hack
 
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