WillyChase: Who can I call to start extracting royalties?
farkingismybusiness: Mine is the one where the dick is wearing a three piece suit and is holding a cane.
mbillips: Warning: if you've ever sent a dick pic, you're an idiot.
ox45tallboy: I've never "sent" a dick pic, but I did once take a picture of my schlong with my ex-gf's phone so that her current bf would see it.Trust me, she deserved that and worse.
mentallo69: funny in small doses its sold by the gram, in larger doses by the Oz. Why cant we just stick to the farking metric system already.
Chinchillazilla: mentallo69: funny in small doses its sold by the gram, in larger doses by the Oz. Why cant we just stick to the farking metric system already.How much dick are you buying?
IdBeCrazyIf: Actually my cock is rather magnificent. The unique texture created by the undulating veins are contrasted against the differential in color between the head and the base when fully aroused. When on video you can see the pulsations which give it a life in and of itself that screams vibrancy and just LIFE. The drooling tip creates even more unique motion and yet at the same time, when landing on various surfaces can create distinctly unique patterns, each one subject to it's own interpretation by the viewer.So yes, my cawk is a work of art.I'll be doing my next showing at the Chicago Gallery next month, I welcome all of you to come
groppet: Hey if my face isnt in it prove its mine! Ignore the mole. My GF is a filthy pervert se requests pics of it, maybe she is selling them to these people the hoar!
Nana's Vibrator: I'm sure there's a thread full of lurking Farkettes who already did.
DjangoStonereaver: I guess the restraining order from Cook County has finally expired after that unfortunately incident on theJumbotron at Wrigley Field, eh?
Coming on a Bicycle: It's been done.http://www.metropicturesgallery.com/exhibitions/2012-09-13_andreas-s lo minski/
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