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(KOCO Oklahoma City)   Shapeshifting Sumerian god to take over tornado, hurricane forecasting   (koco.com) divider line 19
    More: Scary, Earth observation satellite, lead times, tornadoes  
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5202 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Aug 2013 at 1:01 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-21 01:20:05 PM  
4 votes:
If a weather satellite asks you if you're a god, you say yes!
2013-08-21 01:05:53 PM  
4 votes:
Many Shuvs and Zools knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
2013-08-21 02:46:21 PM  
3 votes:
And as we turn now to look at the 5 day forecast, we see the weekend will start off sunny, but as we head into Sunday afternoon we'll see a 40% chance of "Wrath of God"-type stuff with fire and brimstone coming down from the sky and rivers and seas boiling.  By Monday night we're looking at forty years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes, and the dead rising from the grave.  By this time next week, I think we're looking at a 90% chance of human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, and mass hysteria so dress accordingly.
2013-08-21 01:11:13 PM  
3 votes:

Dead for Tax Reasons: choose the form of the destructor!


I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!
2013-08-21 12:36:04 PM  
3 votes:
Hey, wait a minute. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hold it! Now, are we actually gonna goon the internet, and tell people that some moldy Babylonian god is going to drop in on outer space, and start tearing up meteorologists?
2013-08-21 04:48:07 PM  
2 votes:
Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
2013-08-21 01:08:53 PM  
2 votes:
I approve of this headline.
2013-08-21 12:47:18 PM  
2 votes:
Subby, are you a god?
2013-08-21 07:27:02 PM  
1 votes:

FloydA: bluorangefyre: At least the forecast won't be made by dickless here.

Is this true?


Yes, your honor, it's true. This man has no dick.
2013-08-21 05:16:58 PM  
1 votes:

Banned on the Run: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 559x339]

Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the pre-chosen forms.  During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb.  Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar.  Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.


He's a sailor, if we get this guy laid we won't have a problem.
2013-08-21 03:46:33 PM  
1 votes:
At least the forecast won't be made by dickless here.
2013-08-21 01:50:06 PM  
1 votes:
She's a nimble little minx, isn't she?

www.thiel-a-vision.com
2013-08-21 01:32:09 PM  
1 votes:
I came in to make a witty comment or quote, but all the good ones are already taken.  So I'll just say this.

Yes, Your Honor.  This man has no dick.
2013-08-21 01:23:01 PM  
1 votes:
Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of atmospheric energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie... thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
2013-08-21 01:18:53 PM  
1 votes:
Gozar the Gozarian. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the Rectification of The Voldrani, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg!
Then during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKendrick's supplicants, they chose a new form for him-that of a giant SLOR!!!
many shubs and zools knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you
2013-08-21 01:11:40 PM  
1 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: What about the Hittites?


Hittite's all fun and games until the oil hits the Agnes.
2013-08-21 01:08:10 PM  
1 votes:
Well, any excuse to post this:

wpmedia.blogs.driving.ca

A bit Tim Curry, but much nicer pins.
2013-08-21 01:08:00 PM  
1 votes:
A GOES, eh? Say no more!

www.hollywoodchicago.com
2013-08-21 12:47:36 PM  
1 votes:
Aw crap, is it the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants already?
 
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