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(KOCO Oklahoma City)   Shapeshifting Sumerian god to take over tornado, hurricane forecasting   (koco.com) divider line 47
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2013-08-21 12:10:26 PM
Subtle. I like it.
 
2013-08-21 12:36:04 PM
Hey, wait a minute. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hold it! Now, are we actually gonna goon the internet, and tell people that some moldy Babylonian god is going to drop in on outer space, and start tearing up meteorologists?
 
2013-08-21 12:47:18 PM
Subby, are you a god?
 
2013-08-21 12:47:36 PM
Aw crap, is it the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants already?
 
2013-08-21 12:59:24 PM
Maybe he could skip the forecasting and just go ask Tiamat to stop making the storms in the first place.
 
2013-08-21 01:03:41 PM
 
2013-08-21 01:05:39 PM
What about the Hittites?
 
2013-08-21 01:05:44 PM
If they're gonna up-grade that thing they can at least stick Frankie on it for streaming 24hour coverage.
 
2013-08-21 01:05:53 PM
Many Shuvs and Zools knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
 
2013-08-21 01:08:00 PM
A GOES, eh? Say no more!

www.hollywoodchicago.com
 
2013-08-21 01:08:01 PM
choose the form of the destructor!
 
2013-08-21 01:08:10 PM
Well, any excuse to post this:

wpmedia.blogs.driving.ca

A bit Tim Curry, but much nicer pins.
 
2013-08-21 01:08:53 PM
I approve of this headline.
 
2013-08-21 01:11:13 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: choose the form of the destructor!


I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!
 
2013-08-21 01:11:40 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: What about the Hittites?


Hittite's all fun and games until the oil hits the Agnes.
 
2013-08-21 01:12:16 PM
+1

took me a minute, but excellent.
 
2013-08-21 01:13:26 PM
Gotta say...good way to get people to actually READ the article, subby.
 
2013-08-21 01:18:08 PM

PizzaJedi81: Gotta say...good way to get people to actually READ the article, subby.


Yep.

The architect's name was NASA. I found it inLyngsat's Sat Guide. He was also a doctor, performed a lot of unnecessary surgery. And then in 1920, he started a secret society...
 
2013-08-21 01:18:53 PM
Gozar the Gozarian. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the Rectification of The Voldrani, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg!
Then during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKendrick's supplicants, they chose a new form for him-that of a giant SLOR!!!
many shubs and zools knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you
 
2013-08-21 01:20:05 PM
If a weather satellite asks you if you're a god, you say yes!
 
2013-08-21 01:20:05 PM

ArkAngel: Hey, wait a minute. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hold it! Now, are we actually gonna goon the internet, and tell people that some moldy Babylonian god is going to drop in on outer space, and start tearing up meteorologists?


Sumerian, not Babylonian.
 
2013-08-21 01:22:33 PM

RanHakubi: ArkAngel: Hey, wait a minute. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hold it! Now, are we actually gonna goon the internet, and tell people that some moldy Babylonian god is going to drop in on outer space, and start tearing up meteorologists?

Sumerian, not Babylonian.


Thanks for clearing that up.
 
2013-08-21 01:23:01 PM
Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of atmospheric energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie... thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
 
2013-08-21 01:30:39 PM
Bravo Subs, bravo!
 
2013-08-21 01:31:34 PM

PizzaJedi81: Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of atmospheric energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie... thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.


 That's a big twinkie.
 
2013-08-21 01:31:51 PM
Nimble little mynx
 
2013-08-21 01:32:09 PM
I came in to make a witty comment or quote, but all the good ones are already taken.  So I'll just say this.

Yes, Your Honor.  This man has no dick.
 
2013-08-21 01:50:06 PM
She's a nimble little minx, isn't she?

www.thiel-a-vision.com
 
2013-08-21 02:06:09 PM
Choose the form of the destructor
 
2013-08-21 02:07:31 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: choose the form of the destructor!


/shakes fist
 
2013-08-21 02:22:20 PM
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Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the pre-chosen forms.  During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb.  Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar.  Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.
 
2013-08-21 02:25:48 PM
Are you the Key Master?

/Nice doggie!
 
2013-08-21 02:32:28 PM
"Hide yo Shubs, and hide yo Zools, because they be roasting everybody out here!"

/Am I the only one here who actually wanted to use a "Snow Crash" reference instead?
 
2013-08-21 02:43:42 PM
Subby is the Gate Keeper.

//sadly it took me a bit to grab the reference. But very nicely done, subby.
 
2013-08-21 02:46:21 PM
And as we turn now to look at the 5 day forecast, we see the weekend will start off sunny, but as we head into Sunday afternoon we'll see a 40% chance of "Wrath of God"-type stuff with fire and brimstone coming down from the sky and rivers and seas boiling.  By Monday night we're looking at forty years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes, and the dead rising from the grave.  By this time next week, I think we're looking at a 90% chance of human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, and mass hysteria so dress accordingly.
 
2013-08-21 03:46:33 PM
At least the forecast won't be made by dickless here.
 
2013-08-21 04:16:01 PM
need the "I love this thread so much" kitten picture

El Dudereno: If a weather satellite asks you if you're a god, you say yes!


an internet for you, if it were in my power to grant same
 
2013-08-21 04:48:07 PM
Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
 
2013-08-21 05:16:58 PM

Banned on the Run: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 559x339]

Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the pre-chosen forms.  During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb.  Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar.  Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.


He's a sailor, if we get this guy laid we won't have a problem.
 
2013-08-21 05:51:46 PM
I set myself a goal of getting a story written by a station meteorologist greenlighted before the month was out.

Now to cure cancer ...
 
2013-08-21 06:06:23 PM

bluorangefyre: At least the forecast won't be made by dickless here.


Is this true?
 
2013-08-21 07:27:02 PM

FloydA: bluorangefyre: At least the forecast won't be made by dickless here.

Is this true?


Yes, your honor, it's true. This man has no dick.
 
2013-08-21 08:12:37 PM

unclemongo: I set myself a goal of getting a story written by a station meteorologist greenlighted before the month was out.

Now to cure cancer ...


But did you return him safely to earth?
 
2013-08-22 01:29:12 AM

Rand's lacy underwear: Maybe he could skip the forecasting and just go ask Tiamat to stop making the storms in the first place.


To be fair, her girlfriend was the one of storms.
 
2013-08-22 09:53:13 AM
Back off man. I'm a meteorologist.
 
2013-08-22 11:54:20 AM
i970.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-22 02:06:01 PM
Feeling an urge to make a Stormbringer reference, but
"You told us to never cross the beams."
 
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