Dead for Tax Reasons: choose the form of the destructor!
Englebert Slaptyback: What about the Hittites?
PizzaJedi81: Gotta say...good way to get people to actually READ the article, subby.
ArkAngel: Hey, wait a minute. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hold it! Now, are we actually gonna goon the internet, and tell people that some moldy Babylonian god is going to drop in on outer space, and start tearing up meteorologists?
RanHakubi: ArkAngel: Hey, wait a minute. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hold it! Now, are we actually gonna goon the internet, and tell people that some moldy Babylonian god is going to drop in on outer space, and start tearing up meteorologists?Sumerian, not Babylonian.
PizzaJedi81: Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of atmospheric energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie... thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
El Dudereno: If a weather satellite asks you if you're a god, you say yes!
Banned on the Run: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 559x339]Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.
bluorangefyre: At least the forecast won't be made by dickless here.
FloydA: bluorangefyre: At least the forecast won't be made by dickless here.Is this true?
unclemongo: I set myself a goal of getting a story written by a station meteorologist greenlighted before the month was out.Now to cure cancer ...
Rand's lacy underwear: Maybe he could skip the forecasting and just go ask Tiamat to stop making the storms in the first place.
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