Chinchillazilla: He said I was legally not allowed to even handle a sealed bottle.
ShawnDoc: Don't most states allow a minor to drink alcohol provided they are in the presence of a parent or guardian? Or is that only on personal property?
ISubmittedThisYesterdayWithAMuchFunnierHeadline: So having my daughters help carry the groceries to the car could get me two years in the hole if I bought a bottle of wine?
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