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(Plymouth Herald)   Disapprove of your neighbours' gay relationship? Should you C) Set off an airhorn while shouting 'homosexuals should be put down'   (plymouthherald.co.uk) divider line 79
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2013-08-21 03:32:14 PM

Smackledorfer: Please videotape him and post it on fark. Thanks in advance.


THIS, RIMS, and Amen.
 
2013-08-21 03:35:34 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: bigbabysurfer: Fjornir: Lenny_da_Hog: We have a guy about three doors down that, about twice a month, goes into his front yard, cranks 80s heavy metal, and screams at the top of his lungs for a couple of hours about being a veteran and having to deal with all the homosexual c***-suckers in America, goddammit.

Bonus: This is the sign in his front yard:

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You are sitting on a farking goldmine, dude. Start videotaping it. Put highlights on youtube.

Shut up, little man!

/obscure?

Is that good?  I've got it in my instant queue.


It's an interesting documentary; the story itself is one of those things that are both funny and sad at the same time.
 
2013-08-21 03:41:56 PM

mbillips: Tricky Chicken: If you are of race A and walk through a neighborhood of race B, you should be nervous because some racists are dangerous.

I am straight, and when I walk through a homosexual neighborhood, I am nervous. Not because of voilence.  But because of my hideous fashion sense and inability to dance.

See, ignorant prejudice limits your life. I have a lot of gay friends and neighbors, and some of them are slobs who can't dance. And not just the lesbians.


This is a serious problem for a lot of unattractive gay men. I've seen guys take brutal beatings to their esteem over being out of shape or bald or even just kind of plain-fashioned because of the expectation that gays are all fabulous and good looking. They can't land a real partner sometimes. It's bad.

/It doesn't help when these guys have the same unrealistic expectations of others, though. Some of the fugliest trolls have the most unreasonably high standards
 
2013-08-21 03:44:47 PM

HailRobonia: Airhorn? Add a thumping beat and pop diva to it and we've got a dance hit!


The neighbours in question already have that first part taken care of.
 
2013-08-21 03:45:54 PM
Brayford allegedly shouted on one occasion outside his home that homosexuals "should be put down".

Um, okay.
[clears throat]
"Hey, homosexuals! You're stupid and you smell bad!"
Better now, buddy?
 
2013-08-21 03:45:55 PM
If you can't nuke them from space, then I'm OK with option B.

Just kidding, I really don't care  as long as they keep their poodle skirts out of my yard.

//lude
 
2013-08-21 03:46:55 PM

BiffSpiffy: Screaming at someone especially in a Housing Complex is not fun.  In this case everyone says it's wrong and I agree.  But, when the kid with Autism does something like this day long that is fine.

I'm a little confused,  why is it alright to have the entire neighborhood screamed at by one person, but not the other?


There's a difference between a loud retard and being loud and retarded.

I know, I know. It's a fine line.

But it's there.
 
2013-08-21 03:48:01 PM

Jument: StrandedInAZ: I had a fairly friendly relationship with a neighbor across the street from my house. We'd always wave hello and goodbye to each other, and once in a while we'd chat about mundane things like the weather. One day he saw me kissing my now-ex girlfriend goodbye. She and I weren't making out; it was just a regular kiss goodbye. Anyway, he turned away in disgust and no longer waves to me or even acknowledges when he sees me.

I've seen him kiss is wife goodbye, and it's never bothered me. Anyway, I don't feel anger toward him, just pity. It must suck to be that closed-minded.

You know the drill: post pics or it didn't happen.


I bet you the neighbor has some pics. I guarantee he is a closet freak. Anyone who protests that much usually is.
 
2013-08-21 03:48:24 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: I honestly can't imagine what my life would be like if I spent my time worrying over what kind of sex my neighbors were having.


I spend time wondering what kind of sex I would have with my hot, MILFy neighbor.
 
2013-08-21 03:50:58 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: We have a guy about three doors down that, about twice a month, goes into his front yard, cranks 80s heavy metal, and screams at the top of his lungs for a couple of hours about being a veteran and having to deal with all the homosexual c***-suckers in America, goddammit.

Bonus: This is the sign in his front yard:

[i262.photobucket.com image 800x533]


Do you live in Spenard or something?
 
2013-08-21 03:52:59 PM

DubyaHater: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: I honestly can't imagine what my life would be like if I spent my time worrying over what kind of sex my neighbors were having.

I spend time wondering what kind of sex I would have with my hot, MILFy neighbor.


I'm guessing the guy in TFA does the same thing. That's why he's so mad.
 
2013-08-21 03:54:30 PM
Would I do it at  2 hot chicks? Hell, no!

2 gay guys? ICK! Not only that, but also call them a U-Haul!
 
2013-08-21 03:55:57 PM

Fafai: mbillips: Tricky Chicken: If you are of race A and walk through a neighborhood of race B, you should be nervous because some racists are dangerous.

I am straight, and when I walk through a homosexual neighborhood, I am nervous. Not because of voilence.  But because of my hideous fashion sense and inability to dance.

See, ignorant prejudice limits your life. I have a lot of gay friends and neighbors, and some of them are slobs who can't dance. And not just the lesbians.

This is a serious problem for a lot of unattractive gay men. I've seen guys take brutal beatings to their esteem over being out of shape or bald or even just kind of plain-fashioned because of the expectation that gays are all fabulous and good looking. They can't land a real partner sometimes. It's bad.

/It doesn't help when these guys have the same unrealistic expectations of others, though. Some of the fugliest trolls have the most unreasonably high standards


Oh great, now I'm a jerk for having too high expectations.  I admit that I am a thoroughly flawed individual.  But I try to be accepting of everybody for who they are.  If I am wrong for having the bigoted impression that homosexuals tend to be of a higher level of cultural sophistication than myself, then so be it.  For any homosexuals that are fashion and dance impaired like myself, maybe we can form a support group.  We can open our own clubs and identify them with a polka dot flag with a giant paisley in the center!  We can paint the interiors in clashing colors and wear socks with sandals!  We can dance like Elaine to terrible music! We will drink mixed drinks that taste terrible, because we don't know what mixes well!

Our singing will haunt your nightmares.
 
2013-08-21 04:00:35 PM
How disruptive. At least most of the organised homophobes have the decency to confine their racket to set intervals.
 
2013-08-21 04:04:44 PM

Ed Grubermann: Lenny_da_Hog: We have a guy about three doors down that, about twice a month, goes into his front yard, cranks 80s heavy metal, and screams at the top of his lungs for a couple of hours about being a veteran and having to deal with all the homosexual c***-suckers in America, goddammit.

Bonus: This is the sign in his front yard:

[i262.photobucket.com image 800x533]

Do you live in Spenard or something?


I moved out of Alaska a few years ago. This is a tiny town in Mt. Hood National Forest in NW Oregon.
 
2013-08-21 04:06:07 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: Ed Grubermann: Lenny_da_Hog: We have a guy about three doors down that, about twice a month, goes into his front yard, cranks 80s heavy metal, and screams at the top of his lungs for a couple of hours about being a veteran and having to deal with all the homosexual c***-suckers in America, goddammit.

Bonus: This is the sign in his front yard:

[i262.photobucket.com image 800x533]

Do you live in Spenard or something?

I moved out of Alaska a few years ago. This is a tiny town in Mt. Hood National Forest in NW Oregon.


(This town is like Wasilla, if Portland were Anchorage.)
 
2013-08-21 04:13:23 PM

mbillips: See, ignorant prejudice limits your life. I have a lot of gay friends and neighbors, and some of them are slobs who can't dance. And not just the lesbians.


I have an amazing fantasy about going over to my gay neighbors house, beating on his door, screaming that he should be ashamed of himself. I want to rant just waiting for him to assume I'm homophobic and argue, then insult the 5 foot tall lantern in his yard.  Seriously, that is tacky beyond tacky.  I can't believe ANY man would allow that monstrosity in his lawn let alone one that is supposed to have some sense of decorum.

/His SO just died last month, so I have to give that a minute.
 
2013-08-21 04:16:51 PM

mike_d85: mbillips: See, ignorant prejudice limits your life. I have a lot of gay friends and neighbors, and some of them are slobs who can't dance. And not just the lesbians.

I have an amazing fantasy about going over to my gay neighbors house, beating on his door, screaming that he should be ashamed of himself. I want to rant just waiting for him to assume I'm homophobic and argue, then insult the 5 foot tall lantern in his yard.  Seriously, that is tacky beyond tacky.  I can't believe ANY man would allow that monstrosity in his lawn let alone one that is supposed to have some sense of decorum.

/His SO just died last month, so I have to give that a minute.


I laughed waaaaay to hard at this.
 
2013-08-21 04:32:18 PM
Someone sounds repressed.
 
2013-08-21 04:39:53 PM

Tricky Chicken: Fafai: mbillips: Tricky Chicken: If you are of race A and walk through a neighborhood of race B, you should be nervous because some racists are dangerous.

I am straight, and when I walk through a homosexual neighborhood, I am nervous. Not because of voilence.  But because of my hideous fashion sense and inability to dance.

See, ignorant prejudice limits your life. I have a lot of gay friends and neighbors, and some of them are slobs who can't dance. And not just the lesbians.

This is a serious problem for a lot of unattractive gay men. I've seen guys take brutal beatings to their esteem over being out of shape or bald or even just kind of plain-fashioned because of the expectation that gays are all fabulous and good looking. They can't land a real partner sometimes. It's bad.

/It doesn't help when these guys have the same unrealistic expectations of others, though. Some of the fugliest trolls have the most unreasonably high standards

Oh great, now I'm a jerk for having too high expectations.  I admit that I am a thoroughly flawed individual.  But I try to be accepting of everybody for who they are.  If I am wrong for having the bigoted impression that homosexuals tend to be of a higher level of cultural sophistication than myself, then so be it.  For any homosexuals that are fashion and dance impaired like myself, maybe we can form a support group.  We can open our own clubs and identify them with a polka dot flag with a giant paisley in the center!  We can paint the interiors in clashing colors and wear socks with sandals!  We can dance like Elaine to terrible music! We will drink mixed drinks that taste terrible, because we don't know what mixes well!

Our singing will haunt your nightmares.


I didn't mean for you to feel bad, Tricky Chicken. I'm sorry. Love your name though!
 
2013-08-21 04:44:46 PM

farkingismybusiness: So the thought of gay sex makes him horny?


A winning comment.
 
2013-08-21 05:38:02 PM
That depends.

Are they the kind of neighbors you never hear/see from?  If so - then probably not.

If they are throwing gay raves in their backyard every weekend - then I can see an air horn being warranted.
 
2013-08-21 06:49:27 PM
I honestly don't know why straight folks are so obsessed with gay people.
 
2013-08-21 06:58:31 PM

MrHappyRotter: I honestly don't know why straight folks are so obsessed with gay people.


I can only speak for myself, and even then I don't know if it counts because technically you could call me bisexcual and I wouldn't object to that, although I'm "pretty much" straight. Anyway for me it's the fantasy of being with someone more like yourself and not having to deal with the opposite gender's BS (I know it is stupid and unrealistic).  I think it's common for these haters to actually be jealous of that.
 
2013-08-21 07:34:17 PM

Prof. Frink: You know who else is gay and shouts loudly while having his horn blown?


I hope you play to PAY for all those keyboards.
 
2013-08-21 07:35:19 PM

BiffSpiffy: Screaming at someone especially in a Housing Complex is not fun.  In this case everyone says it's wrong and I agree.  But, when the kid with Autism does something like this day long that is fine.

I'm a little confused,  why is it alright to have the entire neighborhood screamed at by one person, but not the other?


When you figure out the differences between an autistic child and a bigoted old man, then you'll have your answer.
 
2013-08-21 07:37:11 PM

neversubmit: Molavian: Pincy: Seems like straight men spend a lot more time thinking about gay man sex than even gay men do.

They're family values Republicans.

Tearoom Trade


amptoons.com
Thanks, Tom.
 
2013-08-21 07:40:31 PM
Tricky Chicken: How YOU doin'?

Seriously though, if given the choice, I'd rather have the homosexual couple for neighbors than horn blower McNoisy guy.


I've always said, my neighbor can blow his horn all he likes, just not through my window and not so loudly.
 
2013-08-21 07:42:53 PM

caddisfly: A 65 year old man harassing a 53 and 74 year old male couple.  I say sentence the accused to a lemon party.


I think if his convicted, his punishment should involve being forced to sit in the vuvuzela section of a South African soccer tournament.
 
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