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(Plymouth Herald)   Disapprove of your neighbours' gay relationship? Should you C) Set off an airhorn while shouting 'homosexuals should be put down'   (plymouthherald.co.uk) divider line 79
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2013-08-21 01:08:22 PM
Old man yells at poofs
 
2013-08-21 02:27:48 PM
I honestly can't imagine what my life would be like if I spent my time worrying over what kind of sex my neighbors were having.
 
2013-08-21 02:28:04 PM
Yes subby, you should.
 
2013-08-21 02:28:13 PM
You know who else is gay and shouts loudly while having his horn blown?
 
2013-08-21 02:28:51 PM

scottydoesntknow: Old man yells at poofs


**shakes tiny fist**
 
2013-08-21 02:29:30 PM
This article is worthless without images of all parties involved.
 
2013-08-21 02:30:54 PM
10-1 this old guy is an in the closet homosexual.
 
2013-08-21 02:31:38 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: I honestly can't imagine what my life would be like if I spent my time worrying over what kind of sex my neighbors were having.


If you lived in an apartment building you would.

I've had neighbors pounding on the walls.  That is pretty embaressing...
 
2013-08-21 02:33:22 PM
Seems like straight men spend a lot more time thinking about gay man sex than even gay men do.
 
2013-08-21 02:33:23 PM

abfalter: That is pretty embaressing...


Especially when you are all alone.
 
2013-08-21 02:33:25 PM
George Takei was posting stuff about inter-species sex this morning. The anti-gay agenda folks warned about this.
 
2013-08-21 02:34:40 PM

abfalter: 10-1 this old guy is an in the closet homosexual.


100% chance this old guy is an asshole.
 
2013-08-21 02:34:51 PM

fawlty: Yes subby, you should.


Exactly. That's how we figure out who's crazy and needs some Thorazine.

katherinegscott.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-21 02:35:46 PM
No, you should shout "homosexuals should be put down ", thenset off the airhorn.  Otherwise, your cries will be drowned out.
 
2013-08-21 02:37:04 PM
So the thought of gay sex makes him horny?
 
2013-08-21 02:37:07 PM

Pincy: Seems like straight men spend a lot more time thinking about gay man sex than even gay men do.


They're family values Republicans.
 
2013-08-21 02:38:00 PM
Ever hear of the great current affairs debate between the "Gay One" Kid in the Hall, Scott Thompson, and opinionated hockey colour commentator, Don Cherry? The only thing they managed to agree on was that gays should be hung.
 
2013-08-21 02:38:03 PM

Prof. Frink: You know who else is gay and shouts loudly while having his horn blown?


Lol
 
2013-08-21 02:39:21 PM
Just the town crier saying all is not well.
 
2013-08-21 02:39:38 PM
Ummm...I'm gonna guess...no?

/better things to worry about than my neighbors sex lives
 
2013-08-21 02:42:48 PM
'homosexuals should be put down'

My pants, my throat, what!?!
 
2013-08-21 02:43:16 PM
We have a guy about three doors down that, about twice a month, goes into his front yard, cranks 80s heavy metal, and screams at the top of his lungs for a couple of hours about being a veteran and having to deal with all the homosexual c***-suckers in America, goddammit.

Bonus: This is the sign in his front yard:

i262.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-21 02:43:34 PM
They're here, they're queer. I can't get over it.
 
2013-08-21 02:45:58 PM

Molavian: Pincy: Seems like straight men spend a lot more time thinking about gay man sex than even gay men do.

They're family values Republicans.


Tearoom Trade

Because Humphreys was able to confirm that 54% of his subjects were outwardly heterosexual men with unsuspecting wives at home, an important thesis of "Tearoom Trade" is the incongruity between the private self and the social self for many of the men engaging in this form of homosexual activity.

Specifically, they put on a "breastplate of righteousness" (social and political conservatism) in an effort to conceal their deviation from social norms.
 
2013-08-21 02:47:11 PM
I had a fairly friendly relationship with a neighbor across the street from my house. We'd always wave hello and goodbye to each other, and once in a while we'd chat about mundane things like the weather. One day he saw me kissing my now-ex girlfriend goodbye. She and I weren't making out; it was just a regular kiss goodbye. Anyway, he turned away in disgust and no longer waves to me or even acknowledges when he sees me.

I've seen him kiss is wife goodbye, and it's never bothered me. Anyway, I don't feel anger toward him, just pity. It must suck to be that closed-minded.
 
2013-08-21 02:50:33 PM

farkingismybusiness: So the thought of gay sex makes him horny?


If I've ever written a comment, it's probably been aspiring to this.
 
2013-08-21 02:51:13 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: I honestly can't imagine what my life would be like if I spent my time worrying over what kind of sex my neighbors were having.


Mine would be disgusting. My neighbors are old.
 
2013-08-21 02:51:27 PM

StrandedInAZ: I had a fairly friendly relationship with a neighbor across the street from my house. We'd always wave hello and goodbye to each other, and once in a while we'd chat about mundane things like the weather. One day he saw me kissing my now-ex girlfriend goodbye. She and I weren't making out; it was just a regular kiss goodbye. Anyway, he turned away in disgust and no longer waves to me or even acknowledges when he sees me.

I've seen him kiss is wife goodbye, and it's never bothered me. Anyway, I don't feel anger toward him, just pity. It must suck to be that closed-minded.



It must be that blatant display of heterosexuality that repulsed him.
 
2013-08-21 02:51:28 PM

StrandedInAZ: I had a fairly friendly relationship with a neighbor across the street from my house. We'd always wave hello and goodbye to each other, and once in a while we'd chat about mundane things like the weather. One day he saw me kissing my now-ex girlfriend goodbye. She and I weren't making out; it was just a regular kiss goodbye. Anyway, he turned away in disgust and no longer waves to me or even acknowledges when he sees me.

I've seen him kiss is wife goodbye, and it's never bothered me. Anyway, I don't feel anger toward him, just pity. It must suck to be that closed-minded.


How YOU doin'?

Seriously though, if given the choice, I'd rather have the homosexual couple for neighbors than horn blower McNoisy guy.
 
2013-08-21 02:51:39 PM
Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness


I honestly can't imagine what my life would be like if I spent my time worrying over what kind of sex my neighbors were having.


I do, it keeps the fetish sites full.
 
2013-08-21 02:52:29 PM
My neighborhood is becoming increasingly gay, which is AWESOME, because they really boost property values. Just some renovatin', landscapin' machines, your gay couples. Three brand-new decks have been built in the past six months on my street.

Also, in response to subby's question: did it work? Because if it had no effect, that's a waste of valuable air horn pressure.
 
2013-08-21 02:54:54 PM

StrandedInAZ: I had a fairly friendly relationship with a neighbor across the street from my house. We'd always wave hello and goodbye to each other, and once in a while we'd chat about mundane things like the weather. One day he saw me kissing my now-ex girlfriend goodbye. She and I weren't making out; it was just a regular kiss goodbye. Anyway, he turned away in disgust and no longer waves to me or even acknowledges when he sees me.

I've seen him kiss is wife goodbye, and it's never bothered me. Anyway, I don't feel anger toward him, just pity. It must suck to be that closed-minded.


D1vwife is 12 years older than I am.  For some reason that really stresses out the Fundie family next door.  I once heard the dad telling his 7 (yes, SEVEN) kids not to walk on the sidewalk near the "dirty peoples house."  (made "Off my lawn" real easy in our case)

Guess I should say it "stressed" them out since they moved last week.  Wouldn't care one bit if a gay couple moved in, especially if they have a penchant for landscaping...
 
2013-08-21 02:55:38 PM
If you are of race A and walk through a neighborhood of race B, you should be nervous because some racists are dangerous.

I am straight, and when I walk through a homosexual neighborhood, I am nervous. Not because of voilence.  But because of my hideous fashion sense and inability to dance.
 
2013-08-21 02:56:40 PM
A 65 year old man harassing a 53 and 74 year old male couple.  I say sentence the accused to a lemon party.
 
2013-08-21 02:58:48 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-21 03:00:51 PM

Tricky Chicken: If you are of race A and walk through a neighborhood of race B, you should be nervous because some racists are dangerous.

I am straight, and when I walk through a homosexual neighborhood, I am nervous. Not because of voilence.  But because of my hideous fashion sense and inability to dance.


See, ignorant prejudice limits your life. I have a lot of gay friends and neighbors, and some of them are slobs who can't dance. And not just the lesbians.
 
2013-08-21 03:01:35 PM
Screaming at someone especially in a Housing Complex is not fun.  In this case everyone says it's wrong and I agree.  But, when the kid with Autism does something like this day long that is fine.

I'm a little confused,  why is it alright to have the entire neighborhood screamed at by one person, but not the other?
 
2013-08-21 03:01:58 PM
Don't give them a warning, do or do not.
 
2013-08-21 03:03:53 PM
the neighbor?

americansfortruth.com
 
2013-08-21 03:05:22 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: We have a guy about three doors down that, about twice a month, goes into his front yard, cranks 80s heavy metal, and screams at the top of his lungs for a couple of hours about being a veteran and having to deal with all the homosexual c***-suckers in America, goddammit.

Bonus: This is the sign in his front yard:

[i262.photobucket.com image 800x533]


You are sitting on a farking goldmine, dude. Start videotaping it. Put highlights on youtube.
 
2013-08-21 03:10:10 PM
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FIRE A WARNING SHOT ACROSS THEIR BOW, MR. BRAYFORD!
 
2013-08-21 03:10:12 PM

Fjornir: Lenny_da_Hog: We have a guy about three doors down that, about twice a month, goes into his front yard, cranks 80s heavy metal, and screams at the top of his lungs for a couple of hours about being a veteran and having to deal with all the homosexual c***-suckers in America, goddammit.

Bonus: This is the sign in his front yard:

[i262.photobucket.com image 800x533]

You are sitting on a farking goldmine, dude. Start videotaping it. Put highlights on youtube.


Shut up, little man!

/obscure?
 
2013-08-21 03:10:17 PM
I know this must have been disturbing and possibly terrifying to the poofs next door, but when I picture this in my mind I can't stop laughing.

/glad nobody was hurt.
 
2013-08-21 03:13:31 PM

Fjornir: Lenny_da_Hog: We have a guy about three doors down that, about twice a month, goes into his front yard, cranks 80s heavy metal, and screams at the top of his lungs for a couple of hours about being a veteran and having to deal with all the homosexual c***-suckers in America, goddammit.

Bonus: This is the sign in his front yard:

[i262.photobucket.com image 800x533]


You are sitting on a farking goldmine, dude. Start videotaping it. Put highlights on youtube. Gather ample evidence for restraining order.

FTFY
 
2013-08-21 03:17:06 PM

Fjornir: Lenny_da_Hog: We have a guy about three doors down that, about twice a month, goes into his front yard, cranks 80s heavy metal, and screams at the top of his lungs for a couple of hours about being a veteran and having to deal with all the homosexual c***-suckers in America, goddammit.

Bonus: This is the sign in his front yard:

[i262.photobucket.com image 800x533]

You are sitting on a farking goldmine, dude. Start videotaping it. Put highlights on youtube.


I've actually considered doing that. From time-to-time, he brings a kendo stick onto his lawn and tries to goad people into stepping onto his property so he can beat them with his extreme martial arts skills. He's star material.

Unfortunately, it's hard to get in range of his place with a video camera without fearing for your physical well-being. I even took that pic with a telephoto lens from behind a tree.
 
2013-08-21 03:21:16 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: We have a guy about three doors down that, about twice a month, goes into his front yard, cranks 80s heavy metal, and screams at the top of his lungs for a couple of hours about being a veteran and having to deal with all the homosexual c***-suckers in America, goddammit.

Bonus: This is the sign in his front yard:

[i262.photobucket.com image 800x533]


Please videotape him and post it on fark.  Thanks in advance.
 
2013-08-21 03:26:28 PM
I have a novel idea, mind your own farking business and leave others to mind their's.
 
2013-08-21 03:28:17 PM

bigbabysurfer: Fjornir: Lenny_da_Hog: We have a guy about three doors down that, about twice a month, goes into his front yard, cranks 80s heavy metal, and screams at the top of his lungs for a couple of hours about being a veteran and having to deal with all the homosexual c***-suckers in America, goddammit.

Bonus: This is the sign in his front yard:

[i262.photobucket.com image 800x533]

You are sitting on a farking goldmine, dude. Start videotaping it. Put highlights on youtube.

Shut up, little man!

/obscure?


Is that good?  I've got it in my instant queue.
 
2013-08-21 03:30:42 PM
Airhorn? Add a thumping beat and pop diva to it and we've got a dance hit!
 
2013-08-21 03:31:22 PM

StrandedInAZ: I had a fairly friendly relationship with a neighbor across the street from my house. We'd always wave hello and goodbye to each other, and once in a while we'd chat about mundane things like the weather. One day he saw me kissing my now-ex girlfriend goodbye. She and I weren't making out; it was just a regular kiss goodbye. Anyway, he turned away in disgust and no longer waves to me or even acknowledges when he sees me.

I've seen him kiss is wife goodbye, and it's never bothered me. Anyway, I don't feel anger toward him, just pity. It must suck to be that closed-minded.


You know the drill: post pics or it didn't happen.
 
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