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(CBS News)   Family of Hannah Anderson kidnapper want DNA test. FARK: A paternity test, because they think he was her real father   (cbsnews.com) divider line 37
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2013-08-21 02:27:14 PM
3 votes:

mediablitz: Internet misogynists desperately wants to pin it on pretty white girl.


We're not "misogynists". We're "jaded media consumers". We've been down this road before. From Natural Born Killers to My Husband's Farking the Babysitter, and now She Wants to Murder Me and Take My Place, we've seen the downright depravity that human beings are capable of. For every idiot that flippantly tosses out Occam's razor, we get treated to not less than TEN different permutations of crossing The Brady Bunch with Sleepaway Camp- In. The. Daily. News. So don't call us misogynists. We're actually optimists.
2013-08-21 01:57:55 PM
3 votes:

Warlordtrooper: White girl so therefore its newsworthy.

/how many non white people does this stuff happen to every day?


do you even know what the fark is going on here?  Go ahead and provide cites of this farking wierd shiat happening.

/I don't want to get in the way of your self-righteous indignation though
2013-08-21 01:52:04 PM
3 votes:
I've said it since the beginning. This girl is not innocent and she played a part in this. They found letters from her in his house? 13 calls on her cell that day? Her mother and brother were TORTURED, not just killed, TORTURED, and she's out smiling and posting selfies? Her friend claims Hannah told her this man creeped her out and yet she went alone w/ him on a trip to Hollywood? Lot of things not adding up.
2013-08-21 03:31:13 PM
2 votes:

Magorn: lawboy87: Don't blame the victim, I know, I know.......but I can't help but have some suspicions about her role in this whole affair.   She could be completely 100% innocent, but there's lots of little things that just aren't adding up to me.

Maybe I'm just jaded because I knew some 16 yr old girls back in my day who were evil incarnate, while maintaining the facade of being sweet and innocent to most adults.  I would not be surprised to see something come of this that is not consistent with the current story line being fed us by the media and LE.

Her presence on the Web and social media right after the rescue, doing a reddit-style AMA was,, WEIRD to say the least, It made me wonder if there was no responsible adult in her life, either related to her biologically or paid by the state who couldn;t have stepped in to say "oh Fark NO, you are not doing this"

She's seemed a little too normal for someone whose family was murdered by her kidnapper and would-be rapist....


there is also the possiblity that hannah was not involved and is purely the victim but is messed in the head enough to just simply bask in the attention she is recieving now because of it.  i dont know if that makes her better or worse of a person than if she was involved.
2013-08-21 03:20:21 PM
2 votes:

FrancoFile: Magorn: lawboy87: Don't blame the victim, I know, I know.......but I can't help but have some suspicions about her role in this whole affair.   She could be completely 100% innocent, but there's lots of little things that just aren't adding up to me.

Maybe I'm just jaded because I knew some 16 yr old girls back in my day who were evil incarnate, while maintaining the facade of being sweet and innocent to most adults.  I would not be surprised to see something come of this that is not consistent with the current story line being fed us by the media and LE.

Her presence on the Web and social media right after the rescue, doing a reddit-style AMA was,, WEIRD to say the least, It made me wonder if there was no responsible adult in her life, either related to her biologically or paid by the state who couldn;t have stepped in to say "oh Fark NO, you are not doing this"

She's seemed a little too normal for someone whose family was murdered by her kidnapper and would-be rapist....

The benefit of the doubt: she's in shock, or is starting to have a bifurcated personality.


I think that's the more likely scenario,  she's got SERIOUS psych damage and nobody around her is recognizing it.
2013-08-21 02:42:50 PM
2 votes:
Hannah Anderson meet Caril Ann Fugate.
2013-08-21 02:18:49 PM
2 votes:

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Does anyone want to summarize what the hell is going on with this story? Pretty white girl was murdered/ murdered someone? All of the articles seem to assume I know what they're talking about.


Pretty white girl's brother and mother were murdered by family friend. Family friend kidnapped white girl, then was killed in shootout.

Internet mysoginists desperately wants to pin it on pretty white girl.
2013-08-21 01:55:23 PM
2 votes:
This is clearly an attempt to muddy the waters and vilify the mother.  Okay.... We get it - you guys had an affair.

Problem is - they didn't even meet DiMaggio until Hanna's mom was 6 months pregnant and they used the father's DNA to identify Ethan's body.Next.
2013-08-21 01:54:58 PM
2 votes:
And Now..............for the rest of the story
2013-08-21 01:46:24 PM
2 votes:

Warlordtrooper: White girl so therefore its newsworthy.

/how many non white people does this stuff happen to every day?


Uh, in this case, very few.

I HOPE...
2013-08-21 01:43:48 PM
2 votes:
Given that he killed a little kid and a woman, the DiMaggio family might want to consider STFU'ing and keeping their whore mouths shut.  Your family member was a murdering monster and will rot in hell.  Unless you want to take some of the blame for his actions, shut your holes.
2013-08-21 04:52:05 PM
1 votes:
If there is 1 thing I learned from watching maury its that when the woman says it HAS to be you because shes not been with ANYONE else EVAR, not only are you NOT the father shes gonna go through like 10 before she finds the father.
2013-08-21 04:36:51 PM
1 votes:

Witness99: You silly guys...

I'm really sorry about treading upon everyone's delicate sensibilities about this young child....

I did similar things when I was 16. Teenage girls are not children. If anything, teenage boys are children, but not the girls. Keep watching ....


Wait...you had an affair with your dad's best friend and helped murder your mom and brother when you were 16?
2013-08-21 04:20:06 PM
1 votes:

HAMMERTOE: KhamanV: No, you're a bunch of red-pill swallowing nutters who just cited fictional films and shows for why you're jaded.

You must have misread the part about us seeing all this stuff going on "In. The. Daily. News." rather than just in the movies. Sure, I cited movies to create the mental picture, (and I'm sure you got that picture loud and clear,) but you can always go to sites just like this one right here and find equivalent smut that really happened, on a daily basis.


Creepy. You consider torture and murder "smut".
2013-08-21 04:00:25 PM
1 votes:
Anyone but me find it strange that a fire bad enough to destroy the house and burn the boy beyond recognition, yet letters and "used condoms" were found?
2013-08-21 03:25:18 PM
1 votes:

Madbassist1: Antonio_Talibanderas: This is clearly an attempt to muddy the waters and vilify the mother.  Okay.... We get it - you guys had an affair.

Problem is - they he didn't even meet DiMaggio until Hanna's mom was 6 months pregnant and they used the father's DNA to identify Ethan's body.Next.

LOL I hope you're not married, sport. FTFY


There is far more evidence that DiMaggio and Hannah Anderson had a more romantic relationship than a father-daughter relationship.  Apparently, there were +/- 15 phone calls between the two of them the day before she was kidnapped.  Their phones were both shut off right around the time she went missing.  Letters from Hannah were also found at DiMaggio's house - along with 2 used condoms!  Hanna's friends have described DiMaggio as being infatuated with Hannah.

If he does turn out to be the father, I think the family is going to wish they hadn't asked.
2013-08-21 03:21:49 PM
1 votes:

mediablitz: To The Escape Zeppelin!: Does anyone want to summarize what the hell is going on with this story? Pretty white girl was murdered/ murdered someone? All of the articles seem to assume I know what they're talking about.

Pretty white girl's brother and mother were murdered by family friend. Family friend kidnapped white girl, then was killed in shootout.

Internet mysoginists desperately wants to pin it on pretty white girl.


Are the misogynists the ones trying to pin it on her or the ones trying to white knight her for being a pretty white girl?
2013-08-21 03:19:27 PM
1 votes:

jafiwam: Antonio_Talibanderas: This is clearly an attempt to muddy the waters and vilify the mother.  Okay.... We get it - you guys had an affair.

Problem is - they didn't even meet DiMaggio until Hanna's mom was 6 months pregnant and they used the father's DNA to identify Ethan's body.Next.

That information doesn't disprove anything.

So, the mom had an affair, got pregnant, cut off relations and the guy found out and worked his way into the family.  Some guys get all paternal n shiat and want to take care of their kids.  Shocking I know.

Two, the mom could have continued to have sex with her husband who later sired the younger brother.

Until Hannah's DNA is tested, who her father really is will be speculated upon. Just because you WISH it isn't doesn't make that the case.


Wait.  You claim to know what I wish - all while positing your own theory of an affair and a plot to infiltrate a family?!  I'm only going by with the facts as they are reported.

DiMaggio's family requested the test because,   "We think it's strange he left them so much money with no explanation."  Gee, I wonder what they're up to.

Is it possible that DiMaggio fathered Hanna?  Sure.  And what difference does it make in the case?  This is about money.  Right now, this is all we have to go on:

"Brett and Tina Anderson did not met Mr. DiMaggio until the sixth month of Tina's pregnancy with Hannah," Hess said. Additionally, "Brett Anderson's DNA was used to identify the body of his dead son Ethan Anderson."

Since we're talking theories, mine is that Hanna and Jim DiMaggio had an inappropriate relationship.  He didn't commit murder and kidnapping because he thought he was her father.  He did it because he was in love with her.  And I think she may have been in on it.  Again, this is just an opinion.
2013-08-21 02:56:01 PM
1 votes:

Magorn: lawboy87: Don't blame the victim, I know, I know.......but I can't help but have some suspicions about her role in this whole affair.   She could be completely 100% innocent, but there's lots of little things that just aren't adding up to me.

Maybe I'm just jaded because I knew some 16 yr old girls back in my day who were evil incarnate, while maintaining the facade of being sweet and innocent to most adults.  I would not be surprised to see something come of this that is not consistent with the current story line being fed us by the media and LE.

Her presence on the Web and social media right after the rescue, doing a reddit-style AMA was,, WEIRD to say the least, It made me wonder if there was no responsible adult in her life, either related to her biologically or paid by the state who couldn;t have stepped in to say "oh Fark NO, you are not doing this"

She's seemed a little too normal for someone whose family was murdered by her kidnapper and would-be rapist....


The benefit of the doubt: she's in shock, or is starting to have a bifurcated personality.
2013-08-21 02:51:52 PM
1 votes:

lawboy87: Don't blame the victim, I know, I know.......but I can't help but have some suspicions about her role in this whole affair.   She could be completely 100% innocent, but there's lots of little things that just aren't adding up to me.

Maybe I'm just jaded because I knew some 16 yr old girls back in my day who were evil incarnate, while maintaining the facade of being sweet and innocent to most adults.  I would not be surprised to see something come of this that is not consistent with the current story line being fed us by the media and LE.


Her presence on the Web and social media right after the rescue, doing a reddit-style AMA was,, WEIRD to say the least, It made me wonder if there was no responsible adult in her life, either related to her biologically or paid by the state who couldn;t have stepped in to say "oh Fark NO, you are not doing this"

She's seemed a little too normal for someone whose family was murdered by her kidnapper and would-be rapist....
2013-08-21 02:48:49 PM
1 votes:

HAMMERTOE: Witness99: And btw...sick of so called "kids" committing murder.

The hypocrisy in US law is so blatant, it's a wonder we can look at each other, let alone ourselves.

Regarding "consent" doesn't ANYBODY else consider it hypocritical that a person can be so inebriated that they are automatically disqualified from "consenting" to sexual relations, but let that SAME drunk person attempt to drive a car, and they are immediately possessed of sufficient mental faculties as to be "consenting" to Driving Under the Influence?


If DUI is a strict liability offense, you aren't "consenting" and don't need to be "consenting" to anything. You wouldn't even need intent.
2013-08-21 02:33:08 PM
1 votes:

Witness99: And btw...sick of so called "kids" committing murder.


The hypocrisy in US law is so blatant, it's a wonder we can look at each other, let alone ourselves.

Regarding "consent" doesn't ANYBODY else consider it hypocritical that a person can be so inebriated that they are automatically disqualified from "consenting" to sexual relations, but let that SAME drunk person attempt to drive a car, and they are immediately possessed of sufficient mental faculties as to be "consenting" to Driving Under the Influence?
2013-08-21 02:27:26 PM
1 votes:

keepitcherry: Misconduc: keepitcherry: I've said it since the beginning. This girl is not innocent and she played a part in this. They found letters from her in his house? 13 calls on her cell that day? Her mother and brother were TORTURED, not just killed, TORTURED, and she's out smiling and posting selfies? Her friend claims Hannah told her this man creeped her out and yet she went alone w/ him on a trip to Hollywood? Lot of things not adding up.

Its possible she was just a victim, however unlike the white knights of the internet that blasted me in the previous thread, I still believe something is extremely odd with this case, I really believe she had some twisted part in this whole story.
The sheriff office said she was "just a victim nothing more" this was said on day one, yet the FBI and sheriff office during the investigation collected a ton of evidence since then in warrants,  now the family wants a DNA test?

Im going to roll the dice and say HE was the father, they had some kind of relationship and the family found out so he killed the family and ran off with her.
/Puts on tin foil hat, why not

I agree with you. Honestly I feel like a lot of the reason people don't want to come to terms with the possibility is that she's a pretty white girl. People don't want to accept that maybe a pretty little white girl could be a pretty little monster.


Anyone who wasn't a motorhead, geek, slut, blood, wastoid, dweebie, or dickhead in high school, perhaps.  The rest of us know that 16-year old pretty, white girls can be downright evil.

I only held back because I didn't want to add to any victimizing via false accusations. However, at this point, I have a hard time believing she's a complete innocent.  Posting a smiling selfie a couple days after your mother and brother are murdered? That's not normal.
2013-08-21 02:23:04 PM
1 votes:
I think this DiMaggio dude was so obsessed with Hannah that in his twisted mind he thought he MUST be her father, I'm sure he made it known to his family but they didn't think he would do this. So maybe that's why paternity came up.
2013-08-21 02:17:08 PM
1 votes:

keepitcherry: I've said it since the beginning. This girl is not innocent and she played a part in this. They found letters from her in his house? 13 calls on her cell that day? Her mother and brother were TORTURED, not just killed, TORTURED, and she's out smiling and posting selfies? Her friend claims Hannah told her this man creeped her out and yet she went alone w/ him on a trip to Hollywood? Lot of things not adding up.


I got eight calls yesterday from Rachel From Card Member Services.  Does that mean I'm part of the Card Member Services phishing scam?
2013-08-21 02:06:32 PM
1 votes:

Warlordtrooper: White girl so therefore its newsworthy.

/how many non white people does this stuff happen to every day?


I'm not sure shiat this farked up happens to anyone, white, black or purple, on any given day. I'd take a fair wager that this whole thing is just weird enough that it has nothing to do with the fact that she's white.  At all.

In fact, you make yourself sound awfully racist ranting about that.

/sayin'
2013-08-21 02:03:59 PM
1 votes:

WTFDYW: Antonio_Talibanderas


This is clearly an attempt to muddy the waters and vilify the mother. Okay.... We get it - you guys had an affair.

Problem is - they didn't even meet DiMaggio until Hanna's mom was 6 months pregnant and they used the father's DNA to identify Ethan's body.Next.


BINGO!!!! So what is the point of the testing?


Has it been verified that DiMaggio met the family 6 months into the pregnancy? Nope.
2013-08-21 01:53:26 PM
1 votes:

Warlordtrooper: White girl so therefore its newsworthy.

/how many non white people does this stuff happen to every day?


Kidnapped and taken to a remote wilderness in Idaho?  Probably zero.
2013-08-21 01:52:59 PM
1 votes:
You silly guys...

I'm really sorry about treading upon everyone's delicate sensibilities about this young child....

I did similar things when I was 16. Teenage girls are not children. If anything, teenage boys are children, but not the girls. Keep watching ....
2013-08-21 01:51:52 PM
1 votes:

HighZoolander: She's 16 and that's the photo you run with?


/CBS needs to have a seat over there...


A lot of coverage wouldn't have been done if she were ugly, black or hispanic.  The natural next step, as far as the media is involved, is to get her chest involved.
2013-08-21 01:48:07 PM
1 votes:
Don't blame the victim, I know, I know.......but I can't help but have some suspicions about her role in this whole affair.   She could be completely 100% innocent, but there's lots of little things that just aren't adding up to me.

Maybe I'm just jaded because I knew some 16 yr old girls back in my day who were evil incarnate, while maintaining the facade of being sweet and innocent to most adults.  I would not be surprised to see something come of this that is not consistent with the current story line being fed us by the media and LE.
2013-08-21 01:45:19 PM
1 votes:
IMHO: Hannah Anderson was a willing victim and involved in the murders.  That's still being investigated by the FBI so don't be surprised if she's arrested.
2013-08-21 01:42:08 PM
1 votes:
She's 16 and that's the photo you run with?


/CBS needs to have a seat over there...
2013-08-21 01:41:18 PM
1 votes:
Make them put up the equivalent of 16 years of back-owed child support first in case he is the father.
2013-08-21 01:39:49 PM
1 votes:
Well that makes the him f*cking her thing kinda awkward.
2013-08-21 01:39:36 PM
1 votes:
White girl so therefore its newsworthy.

/how many non white people does this stuff happen to every day?
2013-08-21 01:38:58 PM
1 votes:
Let's say he was her biological father. So what? Is she going to inherit a fortune or something?
 
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