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2013-08-21 02:12:01 PM
Does anyone want to summarize what the hell is going on with this story? Pretty white girl was murdered/ murdered someone? All of the articles seem to assume I know what they're talking about.
 
2013-08-21 02:15:33 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Does anyone want to summarize what the hell is going on with this story? Pretty white girl was murdered/ murdered someone? All of the articles seem to assume I know what they're talking about.


Happy to help! Wiki is nothing if not a good summarizer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidnapping_of_Hannah_Anderson
 
2013-08-21 02:17:08 PM

keepitcherry: I've said it since the beginning. This girl is not innocent and she played a part in this. They found letters from her in his house? 13 calls on her cell that day? Her mother and brother were TORTURED, not just killed, TORTURED, and she's out smiling and posting selfies? Her friend claims Hannah told her this man creeped her out and yet she went alone w/ him on a trip to Hollywood? Lot of things not adding up.


I got eight calls yesterday from Rachel From Card Member Services.  Does that mean I'm part of the Card Member Services phishing scam?
 
2013-08-21 02:18:30 PM

neversubmit: A man is walking through the woods when he comes across a young girl crying on a bench.

"What's wrong?" he asks the girl.

"My puppy rain into the lake and he couldn't get out, so my dad went in to get him and they both drowned."

The man pauses and unzips his fly.

"Well I guess today just isn't your day."


OMG, I'm laughing so hard and cannot tell anyone why - you magnificent bastard!
 
2013-08-21 02:18:49 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Does anyone want to summarize what the hell is going on with this story? Pretty white girl was murdered/ murdered someone? All of the articles seem to assume I know what they're talking about.


Pretty white girl's brother and mother were murdered by family friend. Family friend kidnapped white girl, then was killed in shootout.

Internet mysoginists desperately wants to pin it on pretty white girl.
 
2013-08-21 02:20:10 PM
*turns on tablet spell checker*
 
2013-08-21 02:20:27 PM

bighairyguy: Make them put up the equivalent of 16 years of back-owed child support first in case he is the father.


In at least some states you have a set number of years to ask for child support. If the child is too old you are denied. I know in Alabama it is 11 years old or something like that.
 
2013-08-21 02:20:54 PM

keepitcherry: I've said it since the beginning. This girl is not innocent and she played a part in this. They found letters from her in his house? 13 calls on her cell that day? Her mother and brother were TORTURED, not just killed, TORTURED, and she's out smiling and posting selfies? Her friend claims Hannah told her this man creeped her out and yet she went alone w/ him on a trip to Hollywood? Lot of things not adding up.


Yep.  But she's a minor and he's dead, so there's no one to say otherwise.
 
2013-08-21 02:23:04 PM
I think this DiMaggio dude was so obsessed with Hannah that in his twisted mind he thought he MUST be her father, I'm sure he made it known to his family but they didn't think he would do this. So maybe that's why paternity came up.
 
2013-08-21 02:23:09 PM
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2013-08-21 02:25:01 PM

Misconduc: keepitcherry: I've said it since the beginning. This girl is not innocent and she played a part in this. They found letters from her in his house? 13 calls on her cell that day? Her mother and brother were TORTURED, not just killed, TORTURED, and she's out smiling and posting selfies? Her friend claims Hannah told her this man creeped her out and yet she went alone w/ him on a trip to Hollywood? Lot of things not adding up.

Its possible she was just a victim, however unlike the white knights of the internet that blasted me in the previous thread, I still believe something is extremely odd with this case, I really believe she had some twisted part in this whole story.
The sheriff office said she was "just a victim nothing more" this was said on day one, yet the FBI and sheriff office during the investigation collected a ton of evidence since then in warrants,  now the family wants a DNA test?

Im going to roll the dice and say HE was the father, they had some kind of relationship and the family found out so he killed the family and ran off with her.
/Puts on tin foil hat, why not


They were farking and wanted a relationship/let's come clean/don't tell your dad yet, we'll talk with your mom/mom goes apeshiat, threatens to call cops/this wasn't in the plan/get the rope/maybe some torture will get you to change your mind, mom/oh no? what if we torture your son/aw fark I killed him/kill her too, burn the place down/we'll be together forever, just have to keep running/shiat this is hard, everyone is looking for us/blam blam blam/that bad man kidnapped me! Well off to my cheerleader car wash
 
2013-08-21 02:25:20 PM

Satanic_Hamster: keepitcherry: I've said it since the beginning. This girl is not innocent and she played a part in this. They found letters from her in his house? 13 calls on her cell that day? Her mother and brother were TORTURED, not just killed, TORTURED, and she's out smiling and posting selfies? Her friend claims Hannah told her this man creeped her out and yet she went alone w/ him on a trip to Hollywood? Lot of things not adding up.

I got eight calls yesterday from Rachel From Card Member Services.  Does that mean I'm part of the Card Member Services phishing scam?


Did you kidnap Rachel, torture and kill her mother and brother, set their house on fire and then run off to the wilderness in Idaho with her?
 
2013-08-21 02:26:54 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: Witness99: I did similar things when I was 16.

Had a questionable relationship with an older man?

......do go on

*zip


You silly guys...

I'm really sorry about treading upon everyone's delicate sensibilities about this young child....

I did similar things when I was 16. Teenage girls are not children. If anything, teenage boys are children, but not the girls. Keep watching ...

Yes. There was no prosecution. I feel really bad, and all the people that want to support the 16 yo girl hate me. But the fact is, sex laws in this country are very behind.

And btw...sick of so called "kids" committing murder.
 
2013-08-21 02:26:57 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Misconduc: keepitcherry: I've said it since the beginning. This girl is not innocent and she played a part in this. They found letters from her in his house? 13 calls on her cell that day? Her mother and brother were TORTURED, not just killed, TORTURED, and she's out smiling and posting selfies? Her friend claims Hannah told her this man creeped her out and yet she went alone w/ him on a trip to Hollywood? Lot of things not adding up.

Its possible she was just a victim, however unlike the white knights of the internet that blasted me in the previous thread, I still believe something is extremely odd with this case, I really believe she had some twisted part in this whole story.
The sheriff office said she was "just a victim nothing more" this was said on day one, yet the FBI and sheriff office during the investigation collected a ton of evidence since then in warrants,  now the family wants a DNA test?

Im going to roll the dice and say HE was the father, they had some kind of relationship and the family found out so he killed the family and ran off with her.
/Puts on tin foil hat, why not

They were farking and wanted a relationship/let's come clean/don't tell your dad yet, we'll talk with your mom/mom goes apeshiat, threatens to call cops/this wasn't in the plan/get the rope/maybe some torture will get you to change your mind, mom/oh no? what if we torture your son/aw fark I killed him/kill her too, burn the place down/we'll be together forever, just have to keep running/shiat this is hard, everyone is looking for us/blam blam blam/that bad man kidnapped me! Well off to my cheerleader car wash


Annnnd...you've just written a Lifetime Movie of the Week.
 
2013-08-21 02:27:14 PM

mediablitz: Internet misogynists desperately wants to pin it on pretty white girl.


We're not "misogynists". We're "jaded media consumers". We've been down this road before. From Natural Born Killers to My Husband's Farking the Babysitter, and now She Wants to Murder Me and Take My Place, we've seen the downright depravity that human beings are capable of. For every idiot that flippantly tosses out Occam's razor, we get treated to not less than TEN different permutations of crossing The Brady Bunch with Sleepaway Camp- In. The. Daily. News. So don't call us misogynists. We're actually optimists.
 
2013-08-21 02:27:26 PM

keepitcherry: Misconduc: keepitcherry: I've said it since the beginning. This girl is not innocent and she played a part in this. They found letters from her in his house? 13 calls on her cell that day? Her mother and brother were TORTURED, not just killed, TORTURED, and she's out smiling and posting selfies? Her friend claims Hannah told her this man creeped her out and yet she went alone w/ him on a trip to Hollywood? Lot of things not adding up.

Its possible she was just a victim, however unlike the white knights of the internet that blasted me in the previous thread, I still believe something is extremely odd with this case, I really believe she had some twisted part in this whole story.
The sheriff office said she was "just a victim nothing more" this was said on day one, yet the FBI and sheriff office during the investigation collected a ton of evidence since then in warrants,  now the family wants a DNA test?

Im going to roll the dice and say HE was the father, they had some kind of relationship and the family found out so he killed the family and ran off with her.
/Puts on tin foil hat, why not

I agree with you. Honestly I feel like a lot of the reason people don't want to come to terms with the possibility is that she's a pretty white girl. People don't want to accept that maybe a pretty little white girl could be a pretty little monster.


Anyone who wasn't a motorhead, geek, slut, blood, wastoid, dweebie, or dickhead in high school, perhaps.  The rest of us know that 16-year old pretty, white girls can be downright evil.

I only held back because I didn't want to add to any victimizing via false accusations. However, at this point, I have a hard time believing she's a complete innocent.  Posting a smiling selfie a couple days after your mother and brother are murdered? That's not normal.
 
2013-08-21 02:27:44 PM

keepitcherry: Did you kidnap Rachel, torture and kill her mother and brother, set their house on fire and then run off to the wilderness in Idaho with her?


I would if I could.  I freaking hate these Card Member Services assholes.
 
2013-08-21 02:33:08 PM

Witness99: And btw...sick of so called "kids" committing murder.


The hypocrisy in US law is so blatant, it's a wonder we can look at each other, let alone ourselves.

Regarding "consent" doesn't ANYBODY else consider it hypocritical that a person can be so inebriated that they are automatically disqualified from "consenting" to sexual relations, but let that SAME drunk person attempt to drive a car, and they are immediately possessed of sufficient mental faculties as to be "consenting" to Driving Under the Influence?
 
2013-08-21 02:36:44 PM

Satanic_Hamster: keepitcherry: Did you kidnap Rachel, torture and kill her mother and brother, set their house on fire and then run off to the wilderness in Idaho with her?

I would if I could.  I freaking hate these Card Member Services assholes.


Hahaha! Me too my man, me too.
 
2013-08-21 02:37:08 PM

HAMMERTOE: Witness99: And btw...sick of so called "kids" committing murder.

The hypocrisy in US law is so blatant, it's a wonder we can look at each other, let alone ourselves.

Regarding "consent" doesn't ANYBODY else consider it hypocritical that a person can be so inebriated that they are automatically disqualified from "consenting" to sexual relations, but let that SAME drunk person attempt to drive a car, and they are immediately possessed of sufficient mental faculties as to be "consenting" to Driving Under the Influence?


Good point
 
2013-08-21 02:38:27 PM

beakerxf: keepitcherry: Misconduc: keepitcherry: I've said it since the beginning. This girl is not innocent and she played a part in this. They found letters from her in his house? 13 calls on her cell that day? Her mother and brother were TORTURED, not just killed, TORTURED, and she's out smiling and posting selfies? Her friend claims Hannah told her this man creeped her out and yet she went alone w/ him on a trip to Hollywood? Lot of things not adding up.

Its possible she was just a victim, however unlike the white knights of the internet that blasted me in the previous thread, I still believe something is extremely odd with this case, I really believe she had some twisted part in this whole story.
The sheriff office said she was "just a victim nothing more" this was said on day one, yet the FBI and sheriff office during the investigation collected a ton of evidence since then in warrants,  now the family wants a DNA test?

Im going to roll the dice and say HE was the father, they had some kind of relationship and the family found out so he killed the family and ran off with her.
/Puts on tin foil hat, why not

I agree with you. Honestly I feel like a lot of the reason people don't want to come to terms with the possibility is that she's a pretty white girl. People don't want to accept that maybe a pretty little white girl could be a pretty little monster.

Anyone who wasn't a motorhead, geek, slut, blood, wastoid, dweebie, or dickhead in high school, perhaps.  The rest of us know that 16-year old pretty, white girls can be downright evil.

I only held back because I didn't want to add to any victimizing via false accusations. However, at this point, I have a hard time believing she's a complete innocent.  Posting a smiling selfie a couple days after your mother and brother are murdered? That's not normal.


I agree. She just gives me this Alicia Silverstone in "The Crush" vibe.
 
2013-08-21 02:40:06 PM

Witness99: HAMMERTOE: Witness99: And btw...sick of so called "kids" committing murder.

The hypocrisy in US law is so blatant, it's a wonder we can look at each other, let alone ourselves.

Regarding "consent" doesn't ANYBODY else consider it hypocritical that a person can be so inebriated that they are automatically disqualified from "consenting" to sexual relations, but let that SAME drunk person attempt to drive a car, and they are immediately possessed of sufficient mental faculties as to be "consenting" to Driving Under the Influence?

Good point


I'm kind of drunk right now. What if I let a guy fark me? Who's in charge, me or him.

What if he was forceful?

Oh well.
 
2013-08-21 02:41:17 PM
I gotta go to Taco Bell
 
2013-08-21 02:41:55 PM
The Aristocrats!
 
2013-08-21 02:42:50 PM
Hannah Anderson meet Caril Ann Fugate.
 
2013-08-21 02:48:49 PM

HAMMERTOE: Witness99: And btw...sick of so called "kids" committing murder.

The hypocrisy in US law is so blatant, it's a wonder we can look at each other, let alone ourselves.

Regarding "consent" doesn't ANYBODY else consider it hypocritical that a person can be so inebriated that they are automatically disqualified from "consenting" to sexual relations, but let that SAME drunk person attempt to drive a car, and they are immediately possessed of sufficient mental faculties as to be "consenting" to Driving Under the Influence?


If DUI is a strict liability offense, you aren't "consenting" and don't need to be "consenting" to anything. You wouldn't even need intent.
 
2013-08-21 02:51:52 PM

lawboy87: Don't blame the victim, I know, I know.......but I can't help but have some suspicions about her role in this whole affair.   She could be completely 100% innocent, but there's lots of little things that just aren't adding up to me.

Maybe I'm just jaded because I knew some 16 yr old girls back in my day who were evil incarnate, while maintaining the facade of being sweet and innocent to most adults.  I would not be surprised to see something come of this that is not consistent with the current story line being fed us by the media and LE.


Her presence on the Web and social media right after the rescue, doing a reddit-style AMA was,, WEIRD to say the least, It made me wonder if there was no responsible adult in her life, either related to her biologically or paid by the state who couldn;t have stepped in to say "oh Fark NO, you are not doing this"

She's seemed a little too normal for someone whose family was murdered by her kidnapper and would-be rapist....
 
2013-08-21 02:56:01 PM

Magorn: lawboy87: Don't blame the victim, I know, I know.......but I can't help but have some suspicions about her role in this whole affair.   She could be completely 100% innocent, but there's lots of little things that just aren't adding up to me.

Maybe I'm just jaded because I knew some 16 yr old girls back in my day who were evil incarnate, while maintaining the facade of being sweet and innocent to most adults.  I would not be surprised to see something come of this that is not consistent with the current story line being fed us by the media and LE.

Her presence on the Web and social media right after the rescue, doing a reddit-style AMA was,, WEIRD to say the least, It made me wonder if there was no responsible adult in her life, either related to her biologically or paid by the state who couldn;t have stepped in to say "oh Fark NO, you are not doing this"

She's seemed a little too normal for someone whose family was murdered by her kidnapper and would-be rapist....


The benefit of the doubt: she's in shock, or is starting to have a bifurcated personality.
 
2013-08-21 02:56:53 PM

Antonio_Talibanderas: This is clearly an attempt to muddy the waters and vilify the mother.  Okay.... We get it - you guys had an affair.

Problem is - they didn't even meet DiMaggio until Hanna's mom was 6 months pregnant and they used the father's DNA to identify Ethan's body.Next.


That information doesn't disprove anything.

So, the mom had an affair, got pregnant, cut off relations and the guy found out and worked his way into the family.  Some guys get all paternal n shiat and want to take care of their kids.  Shocking I know.

Two, the mom could have continued to have sex with her husband who later sired the younger brother.

Until Hannah's DNA is tested, who her father really is will be speculated upon. Just because you WISH it isn't doesn't make that the case.
 
2013-08-21 03:04:22 PM

FrancoFile: Magorn: lawboy87: Don't blame the victim, I know, I know.......but I can't help but have some suspicions about her role in this whole affair.   She could be completely 100% innocent, but there's lots of little things that just aren't adding up to me.

Maybe I'm just jaded because I knew some 16 yr old girls back in my day who were evil incarnate, while maintaining the facade of being sweet and innocent to most adults.  I would not be surprised to see something come of this that is not consistent with the current story line being fed us by the media and LE.

Her presence on the Web and social media right after the rescue, doing a reddit-style AMA was,, WEIRD to say the least, It made me wonder if there was no responsible adult in her life, either related to her biologically or paid by the state who couldn;t have stepped in to say "oh Fark NO, you are not doing this"

She's seemed a little too normal for someone whose family was murdered by her kidnapper and would-be rapist....

The benefit of the doubt: she's in shock, or is starting to have a bifurcated personality.


That's possible.  Will have to wait for them to finish their analysis of the letters and texts from before the murders.
 
2013-08-21 03:05:40 PM

Antonio_Talibanderas: This is clearly an attempt to muddy the waters and vilify the mother.  Okay.... We get it - you guys had an affair.

Problem is - they he didn't even meet DiMaggio until Hanna's mom was 6 months pregnant and they used the father's DNA to identify Ethan's body.Next.


LOL I hope you're not married, sport. FTFY
 
2013-08-21 03:09:37 PM

rdu_voyager: "Uncle Jim" was actually "Daddy"?

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I think I'd call this "plausible".


Yeah, they're both human *sheesh*
 
2013-08-21 03:10:24 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Let's say he was her biological father. So what? Is she going to inherit a fortune or something?


It makes his kidnapping more justified?  It shows she was lied to by her parents?  It shows he was lied to by the mom?

Lots of interesting angles here with this one.
 
2013-08-21 03:11:58 PM

keepitcherry: Satanic_Hamster: keepitcherry: I've said it since the beginning. This girl is not innocent and she played a part in this. They found letters from her in his house? 13 calls on her cell that day? Her mother and brother were TORTURED, not just killed, TORTURED, and she's out smiling and posting selfies? Her friend claims Hannah told her this man creeped her out and yet she went alone w/ him on a trip to Hollywood? Lot of things not adding up.

I got eight calls yesterday from Rachel From Card Member Services.  Does that mean I'm part of the Card Member Services phishing scam?

Did you kidnap Rachel, torture and kill her mother and brother, set their house on fire and then run off to the wilderness in Idaho with her?



encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-08-21 03:12:53 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Let's say he was her biological father. So what? Is she going to inherit a fortune or something?


Possibly, yes. Listening to the radio this morning one report stated there may be a life insurance policy at stake.

Even if that isn't the case, early reports from DiMaggio's burnt down place stated that investigators entered DNA test kits into inventory which were later revealed to have belonged to the investigators in the first place. It's possible that DiMaggio's family doesn't believe that the investigators farked up and that the test kits indeed belonged to DiMaggio.
 
2013-08-21 03:14:49 PM

mediablitz: To The Escape Zeppelin!: Does anyone want to summarize what the hell is going on with this story? Pretty white girl was murdered/ murdered someone? All of the articles seem to assume I know what they're talking about.

Pretty white girl's brother and mother were murdered by family friend. Family friend kidnapped white girl, then was killed in shootout.

Internet mysoginists desperately wants to pin it on pretty white girl.


Except as of a couple of days ago law enforcement was saying the case is still under investigation and inferring Hanna is a suspect.  There's a lot more to this story or maybe I just watch too much Discovery ID
 
2013-08-21 03:19:27 PM

jafiwam: Antonio_Talibanderas: This is clearly an attempt to muddy the waters and vilify the mother.  Okay.... We get it - you guys had an affair.

Problem is - they didn't even meet DiMaggio until Hanna's mom was 6 months pregnant and they used the father's DNA to identify Ethan's body.Next.

That information doesn't disprove anything.

So, the mom had an affair, got pregnant, cut off relations and the guy found out and worked his way into the family.  Some guys get all paternal n shiat and want to take care of their kids.  Shocking I know.

Two, the mom could have continued to have sex with her husband who later sired the younger brother.

Until Hannah's DNA is tested, who her father really is will be speculated upon. Just because you WISH it isn't doesn't make that the case.


Wait.  You claim to know what I wish - all while positing your own theory of an affair and a plot to infiltrate a family?!  I'm only going by with the facts as they are reported.

DiMaggio's family requested the test because,   "We think it's strange he left them so much money with no explanation."  Gee, I wonder what they're up to.

Is it possible that DiMaggio fathered Hanna?  Sure.  And what difference does it make in the case?  This is about money.  Right now, this is all we have to go on:

"Brett and Tina Anderson did not met Mr. DiMaggio until the sixth month of Tina's pregnancy with Hannah," Hess said. Additionally, "Brett Anderson's DNA was used to identify the body of his dead son Ethan Anderson."

Since we're talking theories, mine is that Hanna and Jim DiMaggio had an inappropriate relationship.  He didn't commit murder and kidnapping because he thought he was her father.  He did it because he was in love with her.  And I think she may have been in on it.  Again, this is just an opinion.
 
2013-08-21 03:20:21 PM

FrancoFile: Magorn: lawboy87: Don't blame the victim, I know, I know.......but I can't help but have some suspicions about her role in this whole affair.   She could be completely 100% innocent, but there's lots of little things that just aren't adding up to me.

Maybe I'm just jaded because I knew some 16 yr old girls back in my day who were evil incarnate, while maintaining the facade of being sweet and innocent to most adults.  I would not be surprised to see something come of this that is not consistent with the current story line being fed us by the media and LE.

Her presence on the Web and social media right after the rescue, doing a reddit-style AMA was,, WEIRD to say the least, It made me wonder if there was no responsible adult in her life, either related to her biologically or paid by the state who couldn;t have stepped in to say "oh Fark NO, you are not doing this"

She's seemed a little too normal for someone whose family was murdered by her kidnapper and would-be rapist....

The benefit of the doubt: she's in shock, or is starting to have a bifurcated personality.


I think that's the more likely scenario,  she's got SERIOUS psych damage and nobody around her is recognizing it.
 
2013-08-21 03:20:35 PM
I thought people kept saying in a previous thread that insurance wouldn't pay out because he died committing a felony.  Is that still true?
 
2013-08-21 03:21:29 PM

Warlordtrooper: White girl so therefore its newsworthy.

/how many non white people does this stuff happen to every day?


My very white grandson for one. Missing two years now and no one but a few give a fark.

Why don't you shut the fark up.
 
2013-08-21 03:21:49 PM

mediablitz: To The Escape Zeppelin!: Does anyone want to summarize what the hell is going on with this story? Pretty white girl was murdered/ murdered someone? All of the articles seem to assume I know what they're talking about.

Pretty white girl's brother and mother were murdered by family friend. Family friend kidnapped white girl, then was killed in shootout.

Internet mysoginists desperately wants to pin it on pretty white girl.


Are the misogynists the ones trying to pin it on her or the ones trying to white knight her for being a pretty white girl?
 
2013-08-21 03:25:18 PM

Madbassist1: Antonio_Talibanderas: This is clearly an attempt to muddy the waters and vilify the mother.  Okay.... We get it - you guys had an affair.

Problem is - they he didn't even meet DiMaggio until Hanna's mom was 6 months pregnant and they used the father's DNA to identify Ethan's body.Next.

LOL I hope you're not married, sport. FTFY


There is far more evidence that DiMaggio and Hannah Anderson had a more romantic relationship than a father-daughter relationship.  Apparently, there were +/- 15 phone calls between the two of them the day before she was kidnapped.  Their phones were both shut off right around the time she went missing.  Letters from Hannah were also found at DiMaggio's house - along with 2 used condoms!  Hanna's friends have described DiMaggio as being infatuated with Hannah.

If he does turn out to be the father, I think the family is going to wish they hadn't asked.
 
2013-08-21 03:27:55 PM
Satanic_Hamster:
I got eight calls yesterday from Rachel From Card Member Services.  Does that mean I'm part of the Card Member Services phishing scam?

Did you call them back several times and also write them letters?
 
2013-08-21 03:31:13 PM

Magorn: lawboy87: Don't blame the victim, I know, I know.......but I can't help but have some suspicions about her role in this whole affair.   She could be completely 100% innocent, but there's lots of little things that just aren't adding up to me.

Maybe I'm just jaded because I knew some 16 yr old girls back in my day who were evil incarnate, while maintaining the facade of being sweet and innocent to most adults.  I would not be surprised to see something come of this that is not consistent with the current story line being fed us by the media and LE.

Her presence on the Web and social media right after the rescue, doing a reddit-style AMA was,, WEIRD to say the least, It made me wonder if there was no responsible adult in her life, either related to her biologically or paid by the state who couldn;t have stepped in to say "oh Fark NO, you are not doing this"

She's seemed a little too normal for someone whose family was murdered by her kidnapper and would-be rapist....


there is also the possiblity that hannah was not involved and is purely the victim but is messed in the head enough to just simply bask in the attention she is recieving now because of it.  i dont know if that makes her better or worse of a person than if she was involved.
 
2013-08-21 03:32:19 PM

Antonio_Talibanderas: Madbassist1: Antonio_Talibanderas: This is clearly an attempt to muddy the waters and vilify the mother.  Okay.... We get it - you guys had an affair.

Problem is - they he didn't even meet DiMaggio until Hanna's mom was 6 months pregnant and they used the father's DNA to identify Ethan's body.Next.

LOL I hope you're not married, sport. FTFY

There is far more evidence that DiMaggio and Hannah Anderson had a more romantic relationship than a father-daughter relationship.  Apparently, there were +/- 15 phone calls between the two of them the day before she was kidnapped.  Their phones were both shut off right around the time she went missing.  Letters from Hannah were also found at DiMaggio's house - along with 2 used condoms!  Hanna's friends have described DiMaggio as being infatuated with Hannah.

If he does turn out to be the father, I think the family is going to wish they hadn't asked.


Dunno if it's still holding up, but I read this morning that there's a $120k life insurance payout on DiMaggio that was set up by him to go directly to the Anderson kids, bypassing the parents. Which I would be surprised if he didn't make her aware.
 
2013-08-21 03:34:46 PM

HAMMERTOE: mediablitz: Internet misogynists desperately wants to pin it on pretty white girl.

We're not "misogynists". We're "jaded media consumers". We've been down this road before. From Natural Born Killers to My Husband's Farking the Babysitter, and now She Wants to Murder Me and Take My Place, we've seen the downright depravity that human beings are capable of. For every idiot that flippantly tosses out Occam's razor, we get treated to not less than TEN different permutations of crossing The Brady Bunch with Sleepaway Camp- In. The. Daily. News. So don't call us misogynists. We're actually optimists.


No, you're a bunch of red-pill swallowing nutters who just cited fictional films and shows for why you're jaded.  The consumer part is probably right, but who the fark is profiting by making a bunch of angry creepers?
 
2013-08-21 03:38:58 PM

Antonio_Talibanderas: Madbassist1: Antonio_Talibanderas: This is clearly an attempt to muddy the waters and vilify the mother.  Okay.... We get it - you guys had an affair.

Problem is - they he didn't even meet DiMaggio until Hanna's mom was 6 months pregnant and they used the father's DNA to identify Ethan's body.Next.

LOL I hope you're not married, sport. FTFY

There is far more evidence that DiMaggio and Hannah Anderson had a more romantic relationship than a father-daughter relationship.  Apparently, there were +/- 15 phone calls between the two of them the day before she was kidnapped.  Their phones were both shut off right around the time she went missing.  Letters from Hannah were also found at DiMaggio's house - along with 2 used condoms!  Hanna's friends have described DiMaggio as being infatuated with Hannah.

If he does turn out to be the father, I think the family is going to wish they hadn't asked.


Now why can't it just be both!

(I dont doubt he was farking her. Not at all. The rest is possible, I guess, and it would just be better! sqweee!!!)

Im just saying taking the facts as they appear to the cuckold doesnt get you to far.
 
2013-08-21 03:45:53 PM

neversubmit: A man is walking through the woods when he comes across a young girl crying on a bench.

"What's wrong?" he asks the girl.

"My puppy rain into the lake and he couldn't get out, so my dad went in to get him and they both drowned."

The man pauses and unzips his fly.

"Well I guess today just isn't your day."


9/10, would laugh again.
 
PJ-
2013-08-21 03:49:45 PM

Magorn: I think that's the more likely scenario, she's got SERIOUS psych damage and nobody around her is recognizing it.


Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of people who recognize it, it's just there is nothing that they can do.  'Hannah, please come see this Doctor, he just wants you to talk about how you are holding up.'  'OH STFU!!! I have an interview with CNN, I have to make sure my hair looks good!  I'm 16 now, i'm old enough to make my own decisions!'  'Please, it's for your own good, it won't take long at all'  'If you don't shut up, I'll start telling people that you were in on this whole kidnapping business' *evil glare*
 
2013-08-21 03:54:28 PM

99.998er: Hannah Anderson meet Caril Ann Fugate.


Fact: Caril Ann Fugate is my 3rd cousin
 
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