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(CBS News)   Family of Hannah Anderson kidnapper want DNA test. FARK: A paternity test, because they think he was her real father   (cbsnews.com) divider line 130
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2013-08-21 03:54:46 PM

Badafuco: I love a delicious twist...

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2013-08-21 03:59:46 PM
Madbassist1:

LOL I hope you're not married, sport. FTFY


FTR, Nope.  Not married.  My ex husband is marrying his mistress as I type this, though.  :D  I think I'm pretty clear on how the real world works.  In general, you could not make up some of the shiat people do when they think no one is looking.

So, let's review.  It's pretty clear that DiMaggio and Hannah were riding the hobby horse.  His family just found out that they are no longer the beneficiaries of his life insurance policy and are pissed.  They think that it would be better - in some way - if DiMaggio also turns out to be the father.  So in addition to kidnapping, torture and murder, we get to add statutory rape and incest.  I can't believe San Diego has been blessed with two of the creepiest, sexually deviant stories of the year.  Stay classy!
 
2013-08-21 04:00:25 PM
Anyone but me find it strange that a fire bad enough to destroy the house and burn the boy beyond recognition, yet letters and "used condoms" were found?
 
2013-08-21 04:01:16 PM

99.998er: Hannah Anderson meet Caril Ann Fugate.


Yeah, I was getting a Fugate vibe off of this from the moment I heard about it.
 
2013-08-21 04:13:38 PM

KhamanV: No, you're a bunch of red-pill swallowing nutters who just cited fictional films and shows for why you're jaded.


You must have misread the part about us seeing all this stuff going on "In. The. Daily. News." rather than just in the movies. Sure, I cited movies to create the mental picture, (and I'm sure you got that picture loud and clear,) but you can always go to sites just like this one right here and find equivalent smut that really happened, on a daily basis.
 
2013-08-21 04:20:06 PM

HAMMERTOE: KhamanV: No, you're a bunch of red-pill swallowing nutters who just cited fictional films and shows for why you're jaded.

You must have misread the part about us seeing all this stuff going on "In. The. Daily. News." rather than just in the movies. Sure, I cited movies to create the mental picture, (and I'm sure you got that picture loud and clear,) but you can always go to sites just like this one right here and find equivalent smut that really happened, on a daily basis.


Creepy. You consider torture and murder "smut".
 
2013-08-21 04:29:08 PM
Did she have to call him uncle daddy?
 
2013-08-21 04:36:51 PM

Witness99: You silly guys...

I'm really sorry about treading upon everyone's delicate sensibilities about this young child....

I did similar things when I was 16. Teenage girls are not children. If anything, teenage boys are children, but not the girls. Keep watching ....


Wait...you had an affair with your dad's best friend and helped murder your mom and brother when you were 16?
 
2013-08-21 04:39:20 PM

ThatBillmanGuy: Damn. What's next? she's pregnant with her own sister? This is turning out to be the Lifetime movie of all Lifetime movies.


hahahahaha!
 
2013-08-21 04:43:45 PM

Witness99: Yes. There was no prosecution. I feel really bad, and all the people that want to support the 16 yo girl hate me. But the fact is, sex laws in this country are very behind.

And btw...sick of so called "kids" committing murder.


word to the mutha...
 
2013-08-21 04:52:05 PM
If there is 1 thing I learned from watching maury its that when the woman says it HAS to be you because shes not been with ANYONE else EVAR, not only are you NOT the father shes gonna go through like 10 before she finds the father.
 
2013-08-21 05:14:39 PM

Antonio_Talibanderas: Madbassist1: Antonio_Talibanderas: This is clearly an attempt to muddy the waters and vilify the mother.  Okay.... We get it - you guys had an affair.

Problem is - they he didn't even meet DiMaggio until Hanna's mom was 6 months pregnant and they used the father's DNA to identify Ethan's body.Next.

LOL I hope you're not married, sport. FTFY

There is far more evidence that DiMaggio and Hannah Anderson had a more romantic relationship than a father-daughter relationship.  Apparently, there were +/- 15 phone calls between the two of them the day before she was kidnapped.  Their phones were both shut off right around the time she went missing.  Letters from Hannah were also found at DiMaggio's house - along with 2 used condoms!  Hanna's friends have described DiMaggio as being infatuated with Hannah.

If he does turn out to be the father, I think the family is going to wish they hadn't asked.


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2013-08-21 05:18:54 PM
Do they smell the same?
 
2013-08-21 05:42:32 PM
And then there's this:

Reports indicate that after becoming infatuated with one of James Jr.'s 16-year-old classmates, James Dimaggio Sr. resorted to violence when she refused to run away with him. According to a local news interview with the victim - who is now an adult - DiMaggio broke into her family's home with handcuffs and a shotgun and threatened to kill her if she didn't comply with his demands. According to the victim, DiMaggio had been showering her with concert tickets and telling her he wanted to take her away to a better life. He had also dated her mother.

Read more at:http://www.heavy.com/news/2013/08/james-dimaggios-dad-father-suici de-h ostage-abduction/

Like father, like son.

The family member requesting Hannah's DNA is Jim DiMaggio's sister, Lora Robinson - she's the only surviving family member.   Lora Robinson, told U-T San Diego she couldn't believe he would commit the heinous crimes.

"That's completely out of character for him," Robinson said.

Read more:  http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/friend-kidnapping-suspect-cr u sh-missing-teen-article-1.1421224#ixzz2cdro0tgs

Yeah, this all must be a total frikken shock to her.  Wait...  Did I say shock?  I meant deja vu.
 
2013-08-21 06:07:00 PM

KhamanV: HAMMERTOE: mediablitz: Internet misogynists desperately wants to pin it on pretty white girl.

We're not "misogynists". We're "jaded media consumers". We've been down this road before. From Natural Born Killers to My Husband's Farking the Babysitter, and now She Wants to Murder Me and Take My Place, we've seen the downright depravity that human beings are capable of. For every idiot that flippantly tosses out Occam's razor, we get treated to not less than TEN different permutations of crossing The Brady Bunch with Sleepaway Camp- In. The. Daily. News. So don't call us misogynists. We're actually optimists.

No, you're a bunch of red-pill swallowing nutters who just cited fictional films and shows for why you're jaded.  The consumer part is probably right, but who the fark is profiting by making a bunch of angry creepers?


I will counter that it's a self-aware person who challenges the Victorian presumption that pretty = moral. It's only in fiction that evil people necessarily are ugly and beautiful people are necessarily right. I think that "white" and "girl" don't play a big factor, unless these are beauty indicators for you.
 
2013-08-21 06:36:00 PM

mediablitz: HAMMERTOE: KhamanV: No, you're a bunch of red-pill swallowing nutters who just cited fictional films and shows for why you're jaded.

You must have misread the part about us seeing all this stuff going on "In. The. Daily. News." rather than just in the movies. Sure, I cited movies to create the mental picture, (and I'm sure you got that picture loud and clear,) but you can always go to sites just like this one right here and find equivalent smut that really happened, on a daily basis.

Creepy. You consider torture and murder "smut".


In fairness, the fact that you consider the coupling of two mammals "smut" is more telling, prude.
 
2013-08-21 07:39:41 PM
Wow, it's like the Lifetime channel version of the Zimmerman case--that poor girl is already tried, convicted, jailed, and bearing her own sister-daughter, and the cops haven't even finished processing the crime scene yet.
 
2013-08-21 08:02:02 PM

Evil Mackerel: Do they smell the same?


Shouldn't you be in the Library, or else gathering up thalium oxide?
 
2013-08-21 08:31:56 PM
I'd like to be her daddy.

/She has some sweet cans.
 
2013-08-21 08:34:06 PM
I see no reason to click through six pages. What the fark for? Are they saving paper? G
 
2013-08-21 09:01:58 PM
How bizarre.  How bizzarre.
 
2013-08-21 09:38:07 PM

HAMMERTOE: Witness99: And btw...sick of so called "kids" committing murder.

The hypocrisy in US law is so blatant, it's a wonder we can look at each other, let alone ourselves.

Regarding "consent" doesn't ANYBODY else consider it hypocritical that a person can be so inebriated that they are automatically disqualified from "consenting" to sexual relations, but let that SAME drunk person attempt to drive a car, and they are immediately possessed of sufficient mental faculties as to be "consenting" to Driving Under the Influence?


Woah.
 
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2013-08-21 11:38:07 PM

Gyrfalcon: Wow, it's like the Lifetime channel version of the Zimmerman case--that poor girl is already tried, convicted, jailed, and bearing her own sister-daughter, and the cops haven't even finished processing the crime scene yet.


This.  People be tripping.

All this story told me was that the sister is just as batshiat farking insane as her father and brother.
 
2013-08-22 12:38:08 AM

beakerxf: I only held back because I didn't want to add to any victimizing via false accusations. However, at this point, I have a hard time believing she's a complete innocent. Posting a smiling selfie a couple days after your mother and brother are murdered? That's not normal.


This is the identical line of thinking that led to the conviction of Amanda Knox for murdering Meridith Kercher despite there being no physical evidence to support the theory.

Being wierd and inappropriate by some people's standards isn't evidence. It can actually be a distraction to a proper investigation to focus on this and I think the Knox case shows this in spades.
 
2013-08-22 12:50:58 AM

TwistedFark: This is the identical line of thinking that led to the conviction of Amanda Knox for murdering Meridith Kercher despite there being no physical evidence to support the theory.

Being wierd and inappropriate by some people's standards isn't evidence. It can actually be a distraction to a proper investigation to focus on this and I think the Knox case shows this in spades.


I think general misogyny and a disrespect/hated of women also comes into play.  Obviously, the whore is up to SOMETHING, right.
 
2013-08-22 09:54:38 AM

SirEattonHogg: How bizarre.  How bizzarre.


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Sees what you did there...
 
2013-08-22 11:28:24 AM

KhamanV: No, you're a bunch of red-pill swallowing nutters who just cited fictional films and shows for why you're jaded.


Oh fark, the SRSers are leaking out onto the rest of the Internet.

HAMMERTOE: Sure, I cited movies to create the mental picture, (and I'm sure you got that picture loud and clear,) but you can always go to sites just like this one right here and find equivalent smut that really happened, on a daily basis.


Some of those movies are based on actual stories, like when 14 year-old Jessica Wiseman convinced her 17 year-old boyfriend Douglas Christopher Thomas to kill her parents.

He was tried as an adult and executed. The story became a Lifetime TV movie starring Melissa Joan Hart.

LindenFark: I will counter that it's a self-aware person who challenges the Victorian presumption that pretty = moral.


And that presumption only applies to the females. Challenging the idea of female purity is likely to get you treated like you're some kind of sick rapist pervert.

But the fact is, 16 year-old girls are more than capable of using their sexuality to their advantage, and enjoying it.

TwistedFark: This is the identical line of thinking that led to the conviction of Amanda Knox for murdering Meridith Kercher despite there being no physical evidence to support the theory.


Isn't it a little different if your roommate is murdered than it is if your mother and brother have been tortured and killed and yourself kidnapped?
 
2013-08-22 01:28:27 PM
According to today's news the phone calls were actually texts exchanged because he was having trouble locating her to pick her up from cheerleading practice.  The letters were from a year earlier when she was having trouble with her mother.
 
2013-08-22 10:17:43 PM

Antonio_Talibanderas: Madbassist1: Antonio_Talibanderas: This is clearly an attempt to muddy the waters and vilify the mother.  Okay.... We get it - you guys had an affair.

Problem is - they he didn't even meet DiMaggio until Hanna's mom was 6 months pregnant and they used the father's DNA to identify Ethan's body.Next.

LOL I hope you're not married, sport. FTFY

There is far more evidence that DiMaggio and Hannah Anderson had a more romantic relationship than a father-daughter relationship.  Apparently, there were +/- 15 phone calls between the two of them the day before she was kidnapped.  Their phones were both shut off right around the time she went missing.  Letters from Hannah were also found at DiMaggio's house - along with 2 used condoms!  Hanna's friends have described DiMaggio as being infatuated with Hannah.

If he does turn out to be the father, I think the family is going to wish they hadn't asked.


I wonder if he was molesting her and had for a long time. At 16 she wasn't easily manipulated anymore and she finally got the courage to tell her Mom about it.
 
2013-08-22 11:12:20 PM
Why does the kidnapper's family get to have an opinion in this?
 
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