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(CBS News)   Family of Hannah Anderson kidnapper want DNA test. FARK: A paternity test, because they think he was her real father   (cbsnews.com) divider line 130
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2013-08-21 01:37:49 PM
Why would you want to prove that? The kid is going to have problems enough, it seems like this would make them worse.
 
2013-08-21 01:38:58 PM
Let's say he was her biological father. So what? Is she going to inherit a fortune or something?
 
2013-08-21 01:39:36 PM
White girl so therefore its newsworthy.

/how many non white people does this stuff happen to every day?
 
2013-08-21 01:39:49 PM
Well that makes the him f*cking her thing kinda awkward.
 
2013-08-21 01:40:52 PM
AGAIN?!
 
2013-08-21 01:41:12 PM
Was her brothers name Luke?
 
2013-08-21 01:41:17 PM
terrymalloyspigeoncoop.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-21 01:41:18 PM
Make them put up the equivalent of 16 years of back-owed child support first in case he is the father.
 
2013-08-21 01:42:08 PM
She's 16 and that's the photo you run with?


/CBS needs to have a seat over there...
 
2013-08-21 01:42:22 PM
No, just fark buddies.
 
2013-08-21 01:42:54 PM
I swear this story gets weirder and weirder every time something comes out

...again

Asleep at the wheel in mod land apparently
 
2013-08-21 01:43:48 PM
Given that he killed a little kid and a woman, the DiMaggio family might want to consider STFU'ing and keeping their whore mouths shut.  Your family member was a murdering monster and will rot in hell.  Unless you want to take some of the blame for his actions, shut your holes.
 
2013-08-21 01:43:53 PM
NOW It's a party.
 
2013-08-21 01:44:42 PM
Damn. What's next? she's pregnant with her own sister? This is turning out to be the Lifetime movie of all Lifetime movies.
 
2013-08-21 01:45:12 PM
A man is walking through the woods when he comes across a young girl crying on a bench.

"What's wrong?" he asks the girl.

"My puppy rain into the lake and he couldn't get out, so my dad went in to get him and they both drowned."

The man pauses and unzips his fly.

"Well I guess today just isn't your day."
 
2013-08-21 01:45:19 PM
IMHO: Hannah Anderson was a willing victim and involved in the murders.  That's still being investigated by the FBI so don't be surprised if she's arrested.
 
2013-08-21 01:45:34 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Given that he killed a little kid and a woman, the DiMaggio family might want to consider STFU'ing and keeping their whore mouths shut.  Your family member was a murdering monster and will rot in hell the ground.  Unless you want to take some of the blame for his actions, shut your holes.


FTFY
 
2013-08-21 01:45:50 PM
"Today, on a very special episode of Maury"
 
2013-08-21 01:46:22 PM
Also this

i14.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-21 01:46:24 PM

Warlordtrooper: White girl so therefore its newsworthy.

/how many non white people does this stuff happen to every day?


Uh, in this case, very few.

I HOPE...
 
2013-08-21 01:48:07 PM
Don't blame the victim, I know, I know.......but I can't help but have some suspicions about her role in this whole affair.   She could be completely 100% innocent, but there's lots of little things that just aren't adding up to me.

Maybe I'm just jaded because I knew some 16 yr old girls back in my day who were evil incarnate, while maintaining the facade of being sweet and innocent to most adults.  I would not be surprised to see something come of this that is not consistent with the current story line being fed us by the media and LE.
 
2013-08-21 01:48:28 PM
I imagine they're doing this to try to make him out to be at least a little less of a monster (domestic violence might be seen as a little less evil than the kidnap and murder of strangers), or to justify why he didn't kill her outright like he did the mom and son.  Or as a means of diminishing any lawsuit against his estate by the victim and her "current" father.
 
2013-08-21 01:49:39 PM

Phoenix_M: IMHO: Hannah Anderson was a willing victim and involved in the murders.  That's still being investigated by the FBI so don't be surprised if she's arrested.


Wouldn't be surprised.
 
2013-08-21 01:49:41 PM
I love a delicious twist...

i763.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-21 01:49:49 PM

fireclown: NOW It's a party.


LOL
 
2013-08-21 01:51:22 PM

fireclown: NOW It's a party.


Dammit! Who stuck their dick in the mashed potatoes?
 
2013-08-21 01:51:52 PM

HighZoolander: She's 16 and that's the photo you run with?


/CBS needs to have a seat over there...


A lot of coverage wouldn't have been done if she were ugly, black or hispanic.  The natural next step, as far as the media is involved, is to get her chest involved.
 
2013-08-21 01:52:04 PM
I've said it since the beginning. This girl is not innocent and she played a part in this. They found letters from her in his house? 13 calls on her cell that day? Her mother and brother were TORTURED, not just killed, TORTURED, and she's out smiling and posting selfies? Her friend claims Hannah told her this man creeped her out and yet she went alone w/ him on a trip to Hollywood? Lot of things not adding up.
 
2013-08-21 01:52:59 PM
You silly guys...

I'm really sorry about treading upon everyone's delicate sensibilities about this young child....

I did similar things when I was 16. Teenage girls are not children. If anything, teenage boys are children, but not the girls. Keep watching ....
 
2013-08-21 01:53:22 PM
What is "arson wire"?
 
2013-08-21 01:53:26 PM

Warlordtrooper: White girl so therefore its newsworthy.

/how many non white people does this stuff happen to every day?


Kidnapped and taken to a remote wilderness in Idaho?  Probably zero.
 
2013-08-21 01:54:15 PM

HighZoolander: She's 16 and that's the photo you run with?


/CBS needs to have a seat over there...


I'll keep them company.
 
2013-08-21 01:54:34 PM

Witness99: I did similar things when I was 16.


Had a questionable relationship with an older man?

......do go on

*zip
 
2013-08-21 01:54:37 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

I'd banger and mash.
 
2013-08-21 01:54:58 PM
And Now..............for the rest of the story
 
2013-08-21 01:55:23 PM
This is clearly an attempt to muddy the waters and vilify the mother.  Okay.... We get it - you guys had an affair.

Problem is - they didn't even meet DiMaggio until Hanna's mom was 6 months pregnant and they used the father's DNA to identify Ethan's body.Next.
 
2013-08-21 01:56:03 PM

lawboy87: Don't blame the victim, I know, I know.......but I can't help but have some suspicions about her role in this whole affair.   She could be completely 100% innocent, but there's lots of little things that just aren't adding up to me.

Maybe I'm just jaded because I knew some 16 yr old girls back in my day who were evil incarnate, while maintaining the facade of being sweet and innocent to most adults.  I would not be surprised to see something come of this that is not consistent with the current story line being fed us by the media and LE.


Yeah. I hope I'm wrong, but I think she was in on it.
 
2013-08-21 01:56:43 PM
"Uncle Jim" was actually "Daddy"?

i.i.cbsi.com

I think I'd call this "plausible".
 
2013-08-21 01:57:22 PM
Antonio_Talibanderas


This is clearly an attempt to muddy the waters and vilify the mother. Okay.... We get it - you guys had an affair.

Problem is - they didn't even meet DiMaggio until Hanna's mom was 6 months pregnant and they used the father's DNA to identify Ethan's body.Next.


BINGO!!!! So what is the point of the testing?
 
2013-08-21 01:57:55 PM

Warlordtrooper: White girl so therefore its newsworthy.

/how many non white people does this stuff happen to every day?


do you even know what the fark is going on here?  Go ahead and provide cites of this farking wierd shiat happening.

/I don't want to get in the way of your self-righteous indignation though
 
2013-08-21 01:58:46 PM
Buncombe.
 
2013-08-21 02:01:04 PM

keepitcherry: I've said it since the beginning. This girl is not innocent and she played a part in this. They found letters from her in his house? 13 calls on her cell that day? Her mother and brother were TORTURED, not just killed, TORTURED, and she's out smiling and posting selfies? Her friend claims Hannah told her this man creeped her out and yet she went alone w/ him on a trip to Hollywood? Lot of things not adding up.


Its possible she was just a victim, however unlike the white knights of the internet that blasted me in the previous thread, I still believe something is extremely odd with this case, I really believe she had some twisted part in this whole story.
The sheriff office said she was "just a victim nothing more" this was said on day one, yet the FBI and sheriff office during the investigation collected a ton of evidence since then in warrants,  now the family wants a DNA test?

Im going to roll the dice and say HE was the father, they had some kind of relationship and the family found out so he killed the family and ran off with her.
/Puts on tin foil hat, why not
 
2013-08-21 02:03:59 PM

WTFDYW: Antonio_Talibanderas


This is clearly an attempt to muddy the waters and vilify the mother. Okay.... We get it - you guys had an affair.

Problem is - they didn't even meet DiMaggio until Hanna's mom was 6 months pregnant and they used the father's DNA to identify Ethan's body.Next.


BINGO!!!! So what is the point of the testing?


Has it been verified that DiMaggio met the family 6 months into the pregnancy? Nope.
 
2013-08-21 02:04:14 PM

Misconduc: keepitcherry: I've said it since the beginning. This girl is not innocent and she played a part in this. They found letters from her in his house? 13 calls on her cell that day? Her mother and brother were TORTURED, not just killed, TORTURED, and she's out smiling and posting selfies? Her friend claims Hannah told her this man creeped her out and yet she went alone w/ him on a trip to Hollywood? Lot of things not adding up.

Its possible she was just a victim, however unlike the white knights of the internet that blasted me in the previous thread, I still believe something is extremely odd with this case, I really believe she had some twisted part in this whole story.
The sheriff office said she was "just a victim nothing more" this was said on day one, yet the FBI and sheriff office during the investigation collected a ton of evidence since then in warrants,  now the family wants a DNA test?

Im going to roll the dice and say HE was the father, they had some kind of relationship and the family found out so he killed the family and ran off with her.
/Puts on tin foil hat, why not


I agree with you. Honestly I feel like a lot of the reason people don't want to come to terms with the possibility is that she's a pretty white girl. People don't want to accept that maybe a pretty little white girl could be a pretty little monster.
 
2013-08-21 02:04:37 PM

Witness99: I did similar things when I was 16. Teenage girls are not children. If anything, teenage boys are children, but not the girls. Keep watching ....


I knew there was something I liked about you. : )
 
2013-08-21 02:06:25 PM

WTFDYW: Antonio_Talibanderas


This is clearly an attempt to muddy the waters and vilify the mother. Okay.... We get it - you guys had an affair.

Problem is - they didn't even meet DiMaggio until Hanna's mom was 6 months pregnant and they used the father's DNA to identify Ethan's body.Next.


BINGO!!!! So what is the point of the testing?


She used Obama's magic time machine and they got pregnant at Benghazi?
 
2013-08-21 02:06:32 PM

Warlordtrooper: White girl so therefore its newsworthy.

/how many non white people does this stuff happen to every day?


I'm not sure shiat this farked up happens to anyone, white, black or purple, on any given day. I'd take a fair wager that this whole thing is just weird enough that it has nothing to do with the fact that she's white.  At all.

In fact, you make yourself sound awfully racist ranting about that.

/sayin'
 
2013-08-21 02:07:00 PM

OccamsWhiskers: Why would you want to prove that? The kid is going to have problems enough, it seems like this would make them worse.


Does she have any obligation to co-operate?  At 16, can she refuse to provide a sample, and also oppose any new claims to "parental rights" for the two remaining years until she is no longer a minor?
 
2013-08-21 02:09:51 PM
Came for the Maury gifs, leaving disappointed.

www.tcdailyplanet.net
 
2013-08-21 02:10:32 PM
Mark my words- This WILL end up on LMN or The Estrogen Channel.
 
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