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(Celebslam)   Teri Hatcher goes on her first date in almost three years, two of which were spent getting through the signup process on Match.com   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 50
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2013-08-21 02:03:23 PM
She over ten years older than me, and man she still looks amazing. I'd like to find out for myself if they are real, and if they're spectacular.
 
2013-08-21 02:07:36 PM
She's been busy playing Ryan Seacrest's beard, right?
 
2013-08-21 02:09:00 PM
I loved her on the Star Wars spoof ST TNG did
 
2013-08-21 02:09:17 PM
Teri, I'm available.  EIP.
 
2013-08-21 02:10:48 PM
They don't seem so spectacular anymore.
 
2013-08-21 02:11:58 PM
the dating scene in L.A. is cut-throat, guys

Yeah, if you don't mind herpes.
 
2013-08-21 02:14:02 PM
ugh, that website is nasty.
 
2013-08-21 02:17:50 PM
She will always be Penny Parker to me.
 
2013-08-21 02:22:55 PM
I fell in love with her after I watched the Tales From the Crypt episode she was in.
 
2013-08-21 02:24:27 PM

DMZ DEATH: She over ten years older than me, and man she still looks amazing. I'd like to find out for myself if they are real, and if they're spectacular.


See a movie called "The Cool Surface" to get your disappointing answers.
 
2013-08-21 02:27:25 PM
Meh. She was hot back in her Cool Surface days.

Now, I imagine a date with Teri to be listening to her talk about herself at some pompous over-priced L.A. restaurant and if you're lucky a peck on the cheek when you drop her off.
 
2013-08-21 02:31:02 PM

mcmnky: Now, I imagine a date with Teri to be listening to her talk about herself at some pompous over-priced L.A. restaurant and if you're lucky a peck on the cheek when you drop her off.


"Hey, Teri...does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
 
2013-08-21 02:35:22 PM
I'd rather spend time with her daughter.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-21 02:43:15 PM

MayoSlather: They don't seem so spectacular anymore.


Even back then they were mournful flapjack tits.
 
2013-08-21 02:45:48 PM

Wellon Dowd: I'd rather spend time with her daughter.

[i.imgur.com image 420x601]


How old is her daughter? Just wanna know before I utter something that will summon Pedobear.
 
2013-08-21 02:47:46 PM

Wellon Dowd: I'd rather spend time with her daughter.

[i.imgur.com image 420x601]


For some reason she looks like Debbie Gibson in this shot.
 
2013-08-21 02:50:08 PM

parkerlewis: I fell in love with her after I watched the Tales From the Crypt episode she was in.


Not sure if age-related joke...
i.qkme.me
...or was actually in Tales From the Crypt
 
2013-08-21 02:53:54 PM

DMZ DEATH: She over ten years older than me, and man she still looks amazing. I'd like to find out for myself if they are real, and if they're spectacular.


real: yes
spectacular: no, perhaps aside from the fact that they're on Teri Hatcher
 
2013-08-21 03:11:15 PM

PizzaJedi81: Wellon Dowd: I'd rather spend time with her daughter.

[i.imgur.com image 420x601]

How old is her daughter? Just wanna know before I utter something that will summon Pedobear.


She is only 15 - Still cute and fun to look at
 
2013-08-21 03:34:59 PM
ID HATCHER.

.c'mon, guys, really. Really?
 
2013-08-21 03:37:43 PM

OregonVet: ID HATCHER.

.c'mon, guys, really. Really?



Makes you sound like you're a mother hen, or she's a lizard person.
 
2013-08-21 03:38:07 PM

ristst: Wellon Dowd: I'd rather spend time with her daughter.

[i.imgur.com image 420x601]

For some reason she looks like Debbie Gibson in this shot.


Is that her real daughter or tv daughter from Desperate Housewives?

What is Teri's deal, anyway? It seems every few years we get this "she's on the market again" story.

Isn't she frigid due to a molesterer uncle?
 
2013-08-21 03:42:49 PM
Jesus, did the Sharp Knees container ship spill in this thread?
 
2013-08-21 03:43:07 PM

DMZ DEATH: She over ten years older than me, and man she still looks amazing. I'd like to find out for myself if they are real, and if they're spectacular.


Uh... Spectacular?

NSFW -    http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5164/5261004387_385d4379be_o.jpg
 
2013-08-21 03:48:26 PM
GAH!
 
2013-08-21 04:05:14 PM

styckx: DMZ DEATH: She over ten years older than me, and man she still looks amazing. I'd like to find out for myself if they are real, and if they're spectacular.

Uh... Spectacular?

NSFW -    http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5164/5261004387_385d4379be_o.jpg


Yes, those are spectacular.

/Love floppers
 
2013-08-21 04:15:25 PM
Fried eggs nailed to a wall.
 
2013-08-21 04:20:40 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Fried eggs nailed to a wall.


I love floppy tits, when you are banging them doggy style real fast it sounds like I'm farking to applause
 
2013-08-21 04:36:33 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: Yanks_RSJ: Fried eggs nailed to a wall.

I love floppy tits, when you are banging them doggy style real fast it sounds like I'm farking to applause


Awesome
 
2013-08-21 04:37:30 PM
I'd have sex with her, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-08-21 04:37:57 PM

Fano: MayoSlather: They don't seem so spectacular anymore.

Even back then they were mournful flapjack tits.


My next band name- The Mournful Flapjacks. Thanks for the idea.

IdBeCrazyIf: Yanks_RSJ: Fried eggs nailed to a wall.

I love floppy tits, when you are banging them doggy style real fast it sounds like I'm farking to applause

 
You, sir win 1,000 Internets. Well played.

/keyboard, etc
 
2013-08-21 04:48:54 PM
Her circa Tango and Cash.  Cue "Memories" montage ... rosy colored mehhhhhhhhhh-mories, of they way [she] was.
 
2013-08-21 04:58:08 PM

Wellon Dowd: I'd rather spend time with her daughter.

[i.imgur.com image 420x601]


Vidwiz: PizzaJedi81: Wellon Dowd: I'd rather spend time with her daughter.

[i.imgur.com image 420x601]

How old is her daughter? Just wanna know before I utter something that will summon Pedobear.

She is only 15 - Still cute and fun to look at


Figures.

FARK must be Roman Polanski's favorite website too.
 
2013-08-21 05:07:58 PM
Her butt could be better...

i.dailymail.co.uk

but I would still lick her where the sun don't shine.
 
2013-08-21 05:14:50 PM
images.wikia.com

I'll be in my bunk with my VIC-20 and 1200 baud modem.
 
2013-08-21 05:32:00 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: Yanks_RSJ: Fried eggs nailed to a wall.

I love floppy tits, when you are banging them doggy style real fast it sounds like I'm farking to applause


I usually just put on a CD that was recorded live so that even if the sex is bad I get a round of applause from thousands of people every 4-5 minutes.
 
2013-08-21 05:59:37 PM
I love floppy tits, when you are banging them doggy style real fast it sounds like I'm farking to applause

 go on...
 
2013-08-21 06:06:38 PM

69gnarkill69: IdBeCrazyIf: Yanks_RSJ: Fried eggs nailed to a wall.

I love floppy tits, when you are banging them doggy style real fast it sounds like I'm farking to applause

Awesome


Fark.  I would not normally respond to a boobs post, Just lurk.   but this is poetic and true.
 
2013-08-21 06:17:19 PM

PizzaJedi81: Wellon Dowd: I'd rather spend time with her daughter.

[i.imgur.com image 420x601]

How old is her daughter? Just wanna know before I utter something that will summon Pedobear.


23
 
2013-08-21 06:24:47 PM

OtherLittleGuy: [images.wikia.com image 354x507]

I'll be in my bunk with my VIC-20 and 1200 baud modem.


OtherLittleGuy: [images.wikia.com image 354x507]

I'll be in my bunk with my VIC-20 and 1200 baud modem.


That wasn't the picture, but her wrapped in a superman cape was the most downloaded picture on the 'net in '95
 
2013-08-21 08:36:54 PM
Match dot com is a hotbed of damaged neurotic codependent desperate wallet-sniffing harpies.
Avoid at all costs.
 
2013-08-21 09:36:53 PM

darch: The Mournful Flapjacks.


It's my Paul & Storm cover band.
 
2013-08-21 10:20:16 PM

Fano: mournful flapjack tits.


You want to pour butter and syrup on them and lick it off?
 
2013-08-21 11:18:09 PM
She is still great looking.  48 and still hot.  She can call me anytime, and all the clowns in this thread dissing her would be running for new pants if she asked them out on a date.

Shryke: Jesus, did the Sharp Knees container ship spill in this thread?


'Nuff said.
 
2013-08-21 11:30:31 PM

styckx: DMZ DEATH: She over ten years older than me, and man she still looks amazing. I'd like to find out for myself if they are real, and if they're spectacular.

Uh... Spectacular?

NSFW -    http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5164/5261004387_385d4379be_o.jpg


I bet those taste just fine.
 
2013-08-22 10:53:27 AM

Wellon Dowd: I'd rather spend time with her daughter.

[i.imgur.com image 420x601]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-22 06:02:52 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Match dot com is a hotbed of damaged neurotic codependent desperate wallet-sniffing harpies.
Avoid at all costs.


I've had nothing but success there, including my hot Hungarian current GF of 3 months.

By all means, waste a great ass getting resource.
 
2013-08-22 06:27:45 PM

FarkinHostile: HotIgneous Intruder: Match dot com is a hotbed of damaged neurotic codependent desperate wallet-sniffing harpies.
Avoid at all costs.

I've had nothing but success there, including my hot Hungarian current GF of 3 months.

By all means, waste a great ass getting resource.


Pics or it didn't happen!

/FARK demands it
 
2013-08-22 06:34:36 PM
peterthx:

Pics or it didn't happen!

/FARK demands it


None uploaded. (shrugs)

Still, I must have gone on dates with a dozen attractive women I met through Match since my divorce year and a half ago. Hooked up with about half, most as FWB for various amounts of time, but I finally found one I wanted to keep around.
 
2013-08-22 07:38:33 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Match dot com is a hotbed of damaged neurotic codependent desperate wallet-sniffing harpies.
Avoid at all costs.


I almost married one.
 
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