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(The Union Leader)   Pro Tip: Before shoplifting from K-Mart, remember not to lock your keys in your car   (unionleader.com) divider line 11
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2013-08-21 12:22:54 PM
Shoplifters are becoming pretty low class. When did shoplifting in Kmart become a thing?

/Why isn't Kmart dead yet?
//Who will come along to make this tread interesting?
 
2013-08-21 12:24:41 PM
Sounds like his plan.... K-mapart.
 
2013-08-21 12:25:00 PM
Pro Tip: Before shoplifting from K-Mart, remember not to lock your keys in your car it's K-Mart

FTFY
 
2013-08-21 12:34:47 PM

Albert911emt: Shoplifters are becoming pretty low class. When did shoplifting in Kmart become a thing?

/Why isn't Kmart dead yet?
//Who will come along to make this tread interesting?


A decade or so ago my mother worked in a Kmart. They would constantly find leftover packaging from stolen merchandise in the dressing rooms. Once my mom found a big freaking empty case for "feminine deodorant spray" (for your vajayjay).
 
2013-08-21 12:35:17 PM
H.I. McDounough?
 
2013-08-21 12:37:25 PM
CSB Time:

I used to work for a locksmith service, specializing in 24/7 opening of cars when you locked your keys inside.  It's good money, bad hours, good for the ego since everyone who calls you for help is always delighted to see you and pay you.

Anyways, I had a coworker who got abruptly fired and the boss never told me why.  Turns out he got a call at 3am to one of the local clubs where some guy was waiting to get his car unlocked.  Turns out, it wasn't his car at all.  My coworker opened the car for a car thief and when the cops found his fingerprints on the door handle, the boss got called.
 
2013-08-21 12:37:48 PM
He should get a Mulligan.
 
2013-08-21 12:41:05 PM
So he got the blue light special.
 
2013-08-21 01:23:25 PM
I think you flooded it.

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2013-08-21 01:27:39 PM
Typical thug, amirite?
 
2013-08-21 02:42:07 PM
Heard as suspect ran toward his would-be getaway car: "K-Mart sucks. ... I'm an excellent driver."

/ actually, Raymond Babbitt would probably have remembered his keys, along with how many were on the ring, the number of teeth on each key, and the type and number of each key's blank/planchet
 
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