wildcardjack: Tuesday, his wish was fulfilled when he was named the winner of the essay contest as part of the IronPIgs' Celebration of Life night at Coca-Cola Park.See, having to write all those essays in school might finally pay off one day.Frankly, my ideal funeral involves strippers, an open bar, and a magician to make the corpse disappear so everyone can get back to the PAR-TAY./Yes, my mental voice turned to Bender midway through that sentence.
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