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(That Eric Alper)   Breaking Bad's Bryan Cranston in Preparation H Commercial from the 1980s   ( divider line
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2013-08-21 01:49:51 PM  
Your best course would be to apply lightly.
2013-08-21 01:56:37 PM  
I am the one whose sphincter is swollen!

/This is fun
2013-08-21 02:37:33 PM  
Blue Preparation H - 98% pure
2013-08-21 02:46:59 PM  
*Jesse bursts in*


*applies ointment*

"Yay, Mr. White! Yay, science!"
2013-08-21 02:55:28 PM  
So he's branching out to crack?
2013-08-21 03:24:28 PM  
something, something,
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2013-08-21 03:24:39 PM  
This is not hemorrhoids.
2013-08-21 03:47:22 PM  
i cant take him serious unless he is in his whitey tightys
2013-08-21 03:54:02 PM  
Can you imagine how upset he would be if there were a fly in the ointment?
2013-08-21 03:57:52 PM  
Always apply a full measure.
2013-08-21 04:05:44 PM  
The "zoom-in and through" the center of the letter 'O' is particularly un-subtle...
2013-08-21 04:20:16 PM  
Say my disorder..


You're goddam right!
2013-08-21 04:29:31 PM  
The phenylephrine must flow.
2013-08-21 04:30:44 PM  
Tread lightly, you have piles
2013-08-21 04:56:19 PM  
Breaking Bad (boils on my anus)
2013-08-21 05:18:19 PM  
Don't you mean Preparation Heisenb...heh he ...
oh im so lonely
2013-08-21 05:18:19 PM  
Wipe lightly.
2013-08-21 05:37:38 PM  
I am the one who sharts
2013-08-21 05:44:27 PM  

show me: Your best course would be to apply lightly.


/bill for keyboard is in the mail
2013-08-21 05:45:08 PM  

redsquid: So he's branching out to crack?

Bf+: something, something,
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Same with you guys.
2013-08-21 06:03:12 PM  

devilEther: Blue Preparation H - 98% pure

Much better than that Chili-P stuff.
2013-08-21 06:24:44 PM  
I'm the one who itches.
2013-08-21 06:56:16 PM  
Your ass stops itching when I say it stops itching!
2013-08-21 07:28:39 PM  
Sad watching that knowing that he will one day get cancer and lose all his hair :(
2013-08-21 08:36:14 PM  

show me: Your best course would be to apply lightly.

2013-08-21 08:38:20 PM  
The "H" is for "Heisenberg".
2013-08-21 10:32:31 PM  
Suzy, give me a schtickle of Prep H.
2013-08-22 12:02:12 AM  
You mean the dad from Malcolm in the Middle? I'm surprised he's not still doing hemorrhoid commercials even now.
2013-08-22 12:53:46 AM  
Did you hear what that A$$hole said?
2013-08-22 02:55:09 AM  

Oxygen action?

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2013-08-22 08:35:08 AM  
Preparation Heisenberg.

This is weird.  You don't see commercials for Prep H anymore.  What happened?  Did we cure Hemmorhoids?  Will I ever learn to spell that word?  Will I ever get them?

I'm sure someone has studied this, but I don't remember seeing non-stop insurance commercials back then either. It was all Kool-Aid and Alka-Seltzer and things like that.  Now?  Well, I don't have regular TV anymore.  I just see TV ads via Roku and it's usually the same ad over and over again.   Want to watch a few news stories?  Okay.  We'll let you watch 1-2 minutes of a news story if you sit through this Blackberry commercial or this Home Depot commercial - and it's the same one over and over.

I hate to break it to the advertisers, but I'm not buying a Blackberry and I see no difference between Home Depot and Lowe's and Lowe's is closer to my house and I don't even go there that often.

You can't buy beer at Home Depot,

And the insurance commercials I got from TV when I still had cable?  Really?  You think I'm going to buy insurance because you have a cute ad?  No, I'm not.  I'm going to call every insurance company and get a quote.  I'm not going to trust any one insurance company to tell me what another insurance company will charge.  And then I'll get the cheapest one that I trust.  I don't trust lizards.
2013-08-22 09:35:18 AM  

Ivo Shandor: devilEther: Blue Preparation H - 98% pure

Much better than that Chili-P stuff.

I'm not sure if mixing chili powder in your hemorrhoid cream is a good idea or not.
2013-08-22 05:34:37 PM  
+1 to all of you. I have nothing to add, so I'll dig up a CSB.

In college, I had a friend who was fired from being a cashier at Target. His offense? When scanning a box of Preparation H, he asked her "Do you ever wonder what happened to preparations 'a' through 'g'?"
2013-08-22 05:48:16 PM  
"Jesus, Hank, it feels like I have rocks in my sphincter --"

2013-08-22 05:52:49 PM  
Los Anos Hermanos?
2013-08-22 06:56:45 PM  
Oxygen action has been known to facilitate other chemical reactions.

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