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(New York Daily News)   School clerk convinced suicidal gunman to drop weapons, surrender to police instead of killing scores of children at Georgia elementary school   (nydailynews.com) divider line 22
    More: Hero, ABC World News, Antoinette Tuff, WSB-TV, Decatur, elementary schools, DeKalb County, warning shot  
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2013-08-21 12:16:00 PM
17 votes:

Warthog: I call shenanigans. A school front office employee who appears to be something other than fat, lazy, and disinterested about everything in life other than snack break? There exists no such thing.


The headline should have been:
"UNION THUG PREVENTS PATRIOT FROM EXERCISING HIS SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS!"
2013-08-21 11:57:41 AM
3 votes:
The only thing that stops a depressed, homicidal, suicidal madman with a gun is an unarmed southern black woman with a sob story of her own.
2013-08-21 11:56:52 AM
3 votes:
I call shenanigans.  A school front office employee who appears to be something other than fat, lazy, and disinterested about everything in life other than snack break?  There exists no such thing.
2013-08-21 12:21:54 PM
2 votes:

stevarooni: FrancoFile: We've got to do something to cover the mental health-guns connection.

How about the "mental health-out in public" connection?  If he can't be trusted with guns, he can become a menace with any number of things.


Yeah, mass murders happen with spoons and chairs and water balloons and pizza and Tootsie rolls...
2013-08-21 11:59:44 AM
2 votes:
She would've been more effective if she had a gun. No, two guns.
2013-08-21 11:57:22 AM
2 votes:
She did this without being armed?  Not possible.
2013-08-21 11:56:16 AM
2 votes:
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Haven't read any "He was such a nice boy" comments yet. WHERE ARE YOUR GRANDMOTHERS NOW?
2013-08-21 11:56:15 AM
2 votes:
She will be fired in 3. 2. 1....
2013-08-21 03:53:39 PM
1 votes:
And WTF about the police? Returning fire INTO an occupied school?

REALLY?!?
2013-08-21 01:20:02 PM
1 votes:

K3rmy: From other reports, he never came into contact with children and it is to be believed he never intended to be near the children so the children were never in harms way.

Keep the circle jerk going, retards.


Oh, in that case he's basically a hero. Just a little civil disobedience regarding fascist gun laws.
2013-08-21 01:17:20 PM
1 votes:

K3rmy: From other reports, he never came into contact with children and it is to be believed he never intended to be near the children so the children were never in harms way.

Keep the circle jerk going, retards.


Does it feel good to be so awesome?  Jerking off to our circle jerk?
2013-08-21 01:01:54 PM
1 votes:

js34603: /farking terrible for the parents that had kids there, ugh


IDK, most of them looked like they could use more running
2013-08-21 12:57:41 PM
1 votes:

theBigBigEye: The guy is already a felon, so I can only see this woman's act of talking him out of killing himself as a mistake!

We help save human beings. Not felons.

H-U-M-A-N.

F-E-L-O-N.

Both are spelled differently, and therefore, both differ in types of living organisms. The only difference is that one just LOOKS like a human being, and is useless in its existence.


Deep thoughts
2013-08-21 12:32:38 PM
1 votes:

Wile_E._Quixote: This goes to show that we should put front-office clerks in all or schools. It's the only way to be sure.

/who knew?


Simply having a front-office clerk in the school is not enough.  What if the clerk can't get from the front office to a classroom in time?  We need a front-office clerk in every classroom in every school.
2013-08-21 12:21:52 PM
1 votes:

maddogdelta: Warthog: I call shenanigans. A school front office employee who appears to be something other than fat, lazy, and disinterested about everything in life other than snack break? There exists no such thing.

The headline should have been:
"UNION THUG PREVENTS PATRIOT FROM EXERCISING HIS SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS!"


Came for this
2013-08-21 12:17:55 PM
1 votes:
Meh. It's a happy ending to a terrifying story, but it still would have been better if every single teacher, janitor, cook, administrator, and child were carrying their own concealed weapon. Or a couple, in the case of the adults and the huskier male students. Sure a few people would have been hit, possibly killed, in the resulting confusion/crossfire, but there's no upside to the story for the gun lobby this way. It just makes them look like a bunch of assholes. That's not fair.
2013-08-21 12:14:13 PM
1 votes:
Subby should be banned for miss-use of the hero tag. It is now only to be used for stories about cheese burgers.
2013-08-21 12:04:42 PM
1 votes:
The guy is already a felon, so I can only see this woman's act of talking him out of killing himself as a mistake!

We help save human beings. Not felons.

H-U-M-A-N.

F-E-L-O-N.

Both are spelled differently, and therefore, both differ in types of living organisms. The only difference is that one just LOOKS like a human being, and is useless in its existence.
2013-08-21 12:03:21 PM
1 votes:
I smell a prison romance blooming
2013-08-21 12:02:13 PM
1 votes:

Sean M: This is an outrage!!!  We need to ban clerks!   Oh wait...what happened?


Aww, but I like that movie...


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2013-08-21 12:01:23 PM
1 votes:
If only she had a gun with her, then the situation could have been escalated.
2013-08-21 11:54:35 AM
1 votes:
This is an outrage!!!  We need to ban clerks!   Oh wait...what happened?
 
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