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(Chicago Trib)   Boy buried in dune for hours and spent weeks recovering in a hospital starts his first day of school, promises he's ready to assume the training necessary to become the Kwisatz Haderach   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 33
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2013-08-21 12:48:09 PM
Tell me of your home town, Usul.
 
2013-08-21 12:52:49 PM
Father... the Sleeper has... *hits alarm*

nevermind.
 
2013-08-21 12:54:21 PM
Kwisatz Haderach

(Dune)

TL;DR.
 
2013-08-21 12:54:35 PM
"National Prayers contributed to his recovery".

How does anyone with over a 3rd grade education still believe in this stuff?
 
2013-08-21 01:05:30 PM
Something something GOD something something.

I hope this scares the usual tools that drive an hour from Illinois to crowd our beaches here in NWI.  You have access to the lake from IL, so how about you stay there and use those beaches.

/live down the street from the lake
//rant off
 
2013-08-21 01:05:42 PM
The zero tolerance policy will get him expelled for having the gom jabbar in his backpack.
 
2013-08-21 01:07:55 PM
Wonder what he has to look forward to on the first day of school?
dejareviewer.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-21 01:08:01 PM
I'm still trying to figure out the mechanics of what happened to the kid.  Was it an avalanche type scenario?  The article mentions "holes" but doesn't go into greater detail.
 
2013-08-21 01:08:31 PM
He that can destroy a thing controls a thing.
 
2013-08-21 01:13:44 PM
use more spice
 
2013-08-21 01:13:57 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............................Shai Halud
 
2013-08-21 01:17:11 PM
Against all better judgement, I like this headline.
 
2013-08-21 01:18:46 PM
Gets my vote for spiciest headline.
 
2013-08-21 01:20:33 PM

FrancoFile: Tell me of your home town, Usul.


I'll take a half a rack of lamb please.

Oh, I get it, you're not literally a butcher.
 
2013-08-21 01:21:04 PM
UP THE IRONS.
 
2013-08-21 01:31:33 PM
Usul has called a big one again it is the legend!
 
2013-08-21 01:32:52 PM

FrancoFile: Tell me of your home town, Usul.


Home world, dammit! :D
 
2013-08-21 01:41:06 PM

migueldelascervezas: I'm still trying to figure out the mechanics of what happened to the kid.  Was it an avalanche type scenario?  The article mentions "holes" but doesn't go into greater detail.


Spice blow.
 
2013-08-21 01:41:13 PM
by will alone I set my mind in motion. by the juice of saphu the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning ...
 
2013-08-21 01:43:31 PM
I would bet money Subby had to google that to spell it right
 
2013-08-21 01:52:43 PM

Duke_leto_Atredes: use more spice


www.oldspicecollectibles.com

Okay, if you say so. But my imaginary wife is gonna be so mad. She says it makes me smell like a gay pirate who does construction work.

NTTAWWT
 
2013-08-21 01:57:47 PM
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

/the spice must flow
 
2013-08-21 01:59:08 PM
Next time he win walk without rhythm.
 
2013-08-21 02:00:04 PM

Evil Mackerel: Next time he will walk without rhythm.


FTFM
 
2013-08-21 02:03:41 PM
Just because...a Dune Thread Requires it

images.cryhavok.org
 
2013-08-21 02:11:25 PM
He made a sloppy crossing in the face of Shai Hulud and lost his paracompass.
 
2013-08-21 03:38:33 PM
userserve-ak.last.fm

/relevant to Dune
//and my interests
 
2013-08-21 05:52:54 PM

BEER_ME_in_CT: "National Prayers contributed to his recovery".

How does anyone with over a 3rd grade education still believe in this stuff?


Only the really stupid people. And those need to be put down.
 
2013-08-21 06:16:11 PM
The Kumquat Haagen-daaz?
 
2013-08-21 06:58:12 PM
The Sandworm's Thunder

Is Loud And Clear

And So Are The Whiskers

On Your Face, My Dear

ARRAKIS SHAVE


/I have NO idea why I came up with that
 
2013-08-22 12:35:40 AM
Some 80s Sean Young.
yousaytoo-us.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com
 
2013-08-22 10:45:40 AM
THE SPICE MUST FLOW
 
2013-08-22 01:13:28 PM
No pictures of Shadout Mapes and nobody gets hurt.
"Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my work."
"Carry this noble Atreides warrior away. Do him all honor."
 
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