Pants full of macaroni!!: Evidence? The man is willfully and persistently a Democrat. What more evidence do you need?
bmongar: Actually you don't. You just need a highly partisan house and senate.
Jairzinho: evidence? for what charge?
coeyagi: I'm just gonna leave this here:Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh**.......mendacious, death-loving, frothing, lamprey-mouthed, inhuman, abominable, atrocious, verminous, rapacious, sadistic, bullying, invasive, grasping, psychopathic, twisted, warped, animalistic, belly-crawling, mouth-breathing, illiterate, innumerate, know-nothing, imbecilic, sheep-raping, horror movie extras masturbating into wads of money while fantasizing about war collateral damage...(inhale)...puppy-torturing, vacuous, mindless, nihilistic, evil, diseased, soulless, morally bankrupt, greedy, insecure, envious, kleptomaniac charnel-house mascots stewing in universal hatred for all life...(inhale)...toxic, ugly, bestial, humorless, loveless, compassionless, demonic human-shaped ruins forever slouching toward Bethlehem in search of some fresh nightmare to wreak on the defenseless via other people's money and heroism...(inhale)...Satanic monkey-shiat-throwing, cowardly, chickenhawkish, parasitic, baby's-candy-stealing, wife-beating, minority-purging, syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction.......perverse, prurient, crocodile-eyed, necrophiliac mass-producers of human misery and gleeful destroyers of truth, justice, and the American way...sepulchre-hearted human deserts walking the Earth only to look for more victims...silly, stupid, ignorant bastards proud of every good thing they've never done, every person they've never been considerate toward, every fact they've never learned and will never acknowledge, and every virtue they will never possess or even attempt to comprehend...preternaturally drunken, bleary-eyed, zombie-like, empty vessels who wander aimlessly until given instruction by their masters...unthinking, unquestioning, unfeeling diabolus ex machina mockeries of the human condition, perpetually acting out a burlesque of the basest and least interesting psychological dysfunctions......face-chewing, self-devouring, medi ...
WE GET IT. HE'S BLACK.
Cletus C.: This guy sounds like a real farktard. What's MI? Minnesota? Missouri? Mississippi? Whatever, shame on you for sending this clown to Washington.
"I want 7 hearings a week times 40 weeks."
coeyagi: Charges against Baracus Fartbongocus Obama:1) Presidenting While Of a Lesser Racial Pedigree, Notably 50% or More African2) Consuming Arugula Within 24 Hours of Singing the National Anthem3) Using Military Personnel as a Bulwark Against Inclement Whether4) Allowing His Daughters to Consume a Japanese dish - edamame - on the day on infamy, 12/75) Organizing a Community to Do Productive Things for Their Community, aka Soshulizm6) As a completely new precedent that no other president has ever done while presidenting, bowing to foreign leaders in foreign countries where that is custom7) The abhorrent and completely disrespectful practice of not always wearing a U.S. flag pin on his sportjacket.8) The even-more-abhorrent practice of not always wearing a sportjacket while in the Oval Office.9) Using chintzy stationary products such as binder clips10) Having 2 black dogs (see thread below).Truly, history's greatest outrage producer.
Aar1012: High Crimes and Misdemeanors used to mean something
coeyagi: Cletus C.: This guy sounds like a real farktard. What's MI? Minnesota? Missouri? Mississippi? Whatever, shame on you for sending this clown to Washington.Your team pride must be boundless.
Eddie Adams from Torrance: [i236.photobucket.com image 256x192]Kay. Number one your honor, just look at him. And B, we've got all this, like, evidence, of how, like, this guy didn't even save the embassy in Benghazi. And I heard that he doesn't even have his long form birf certicft.
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "Until we have evidence," Bentivolio said, "you're going to become a laughing stock..."Nope. You're already way down the "laughing stock road" there Congressman.
Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: (probably) ordering the assassination of a 16-year-old American citizen, Abdulrahman, in Yemen.
d23: Subby doesn't know what Impeachment is.You can impeach for farting too loud, but you need EVIDENCE OF WRONGDOING for *conviction*.
IrateShadow: bmongar: Actually you don't. You just need a highly partisan house and senate.You don't really need the Senate unless you plan to follow through with the removal. If you just want the black mark on their legacy, you can get by with just the House.
elchip: No, he was killed in a strike intended for Ibrahim al-Banna.
vernonFL: b...bu...but Chimpeach Bush.Both sides are bad.
wxboy: Sadly, this man represents the district in which my parents and siblings live, and they probably all voted for him, and will do so again.
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